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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version)

@notvolks.bsky.social
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Just tryin’ to keep on livin’ and raise some good people….

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 2h
Maybe both? I would say if your mission asks for a temp roving BN if available, and a bunch of them came open (because we got oversized side by sides and now we’re “mobile”), someone should snatch up those dudes and dudettes. Also, just throw the EN COs in, as a treat.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 2h
MEB has always had that IN BN attachment for TACCON as QRF, no?
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 8h
I’d write a love song for that.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 10h
If Tallarico can’t spin this into an ad, he should just wash his hands and go home. 
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 14h
Anything under 50 and I’m going to book a South Pacific FedEx flight like Tom Hanks.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 14h
Who do I root for? The company who is running itself out of profit, or the employees using the dum-dum machine to do the wrecking?
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 14h
I love that it is AI produced.
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Good For Her You Go Girl
ALT: Good For Her You Go Girl
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15h
Is that an indoor soccer field? He gonna show up at the Legion Hall and the Moose Lodge next?
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15h
Well now I feel silly
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Bees?? Beads!! Gobbluth Misunderstanding Meme
ALT: Bees?? Beads!! Gobbluth Misunderstanding Meme
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15h
Oh, I wasn’t seriously asking Mr. Rock to do soul searching, I just want to dunk on him like an 8th grader shooting hoops with his little brother on one of those adjustable rims.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 16h
Ok, I don’t care about the song drama, but…if your fiancée of 17 years breaks it off, I would do some soul searching.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 16h
Hey, maybe if they were getting quality sleep…just saying pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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Effect of 1 Week of Sleep Restriction on Testosterone Levels in Young Healthy MenFREE
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 17h
Man, her “I’m not a pedoprotector” t shirt sure is saying a lot….
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 17h
I’d say niche joke, but Marco is the actual guy coming for your jobs.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 17h
I would think that Canoe Guy would have a defamation case against a lot of people. (Not a lawyer, just an unfrozen caveman)
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 17h
Guy has been a bad fit from the get go, even though he feels he is tailor made.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 18h
*the optics of whiskey Pete
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 18h
Sweat leaks short circuit chips
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 18h
You just wrote the NCOER of a master fitness trainer
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 18h
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Sad Sad Kitten
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 18h
I’ve never had anyone answer that way, my flabbers have been ghasted! If you never have, I wouldn’t try it now, it’s very polarizing and I don’t want to be responsible for ruining or making your day 😂
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 19h
I’m with you on any kind of melon. And I am picky about cottage cheese, I only like the large curd, and really only from a particular brand. Now, what is your opinion on tapioca?
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 19h
I’d laugh, but Bailey thinks Noah forgot to put dinosaurs on the ark or something.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 19h
I think that Avg Joe would be scared to know how much of a mishmash genetics, environment , activity, sleep, and diet play in maintaining healthy bodies. But the new standards had my wife, 51, who weighs 127 lbs fucked up about her body. So fucking glad she’s at her out processing physical today!
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 19h
Listen, don’t hate on cottage cheese, but the rest is….yeah
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 20h
They’ll try to find a pre-school/puppy training center, don’t worry.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 20h
I yearn for the “graphic design is my passion” days
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 20h
Shunning works for the Amish.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 21h
Try That in a Small Town…downstate we get hammered over the head with “you wouldn’t want a Demoncrat, vote republican!” And lots of ads with guns. Thankfully, I live in the armpit cutout of Miller’s district. Another 3 miles south and I’d have that whackadoodle “representing” me.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 22h
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Star Trek Captain Kirk Gasp
ALT: Star Trek Captain Kirk Gasp
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 22h
The All-Stars all have their board seats at L3, Anduril, Palantir, LM, Boeing, NG, etc to think about.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 23h
The statement “The US” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 23h
I was trying to be as gracious as possible…
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Loading a Double-Barrel Shotgun
ALT: Loading a Double-Barrel Shotgun
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ooof, that is the creepiest gif I’ve ever seen
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I hate that 95% of veterans groups have become 🚩s
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“I’m just asking questions here!”
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Damn, that’s awesome. I’m headed to Bentonville end of the month and I hope the colors look like that.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Simpsons Sideshow Bob
ALT: Simpsons Sideshow Bob
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Warriors talk starving in a fucking ditch in the cold”
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Got to pay for anything at scale in weeks.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Can barely get a ready brigade wheels up in 24 hrs.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Anyone seen Ollie recently?
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I miss reading the back of cereal in the morning.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It sucks that I can’t, as an adult, say “hey, I want this person on my insurance, and we want to buy a house together” without getting married. Fucking dumb as shit.
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I walked that way the other night in the dark after a couple glasses of whiskey. I was walking just fine too!
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I wish that Illinois offered an AAM plate…I would be all over it
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We have trouble with lineage sometimes….Virginia and Alabama lost a bunch of units a few years back….
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nah… “Hey, why don’t you grab your NCO and get ‘em over here…”
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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That’s the 32nd Red Arrow in New Guinea…I walked past it at work today.
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