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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 18h

Given the number of amateur phrenologists at the table, I wonder what their read is about the dude on the left?

Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s always a dude that is probably going to die from smoking in bed. The world wide equivalent of Da Bears skit from SNL. Hats off my man. Hats off.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So he’s just out there admitting he’s an idiot and think it makes him look better?

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How to tell if a politician is trying to sane wash their bullshit: they write a book.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lol. The “no wokie tattletales!” Is creating an office of tattletales.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He’s right….but not one person said that it wasn’t.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Didn’t he say this same shit last year? Fucking Patton jerk off could’ve been an email.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My damn fridge says “hello” when I open it, is it really a person?

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What a dipshit. Regardless of how you feel about Jack Smith or whatever, this guy was on any sort of list, let alone shortlist to be a VP contender? Seems about right. Smarmy, nonsensical, “just asking questions” kind of guy….that tracks.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Pete is doing right by getting rid of generals! There are too many LTCs doing coffee runs! We didn’t have this many GOFOs in WWII!” This misses a whole bunch of the points that were learned in previous eras. Those FGs aren’t “doing coffee runs”, they work on the staffs that make things happen.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey, I think Duncan Trussell might be a fuckin’ idiot.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is it really a scoop that canteen Kurt is a big asshole?

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rest in Peace Principal Belding, I hope they let you lie in state at Bayside High and everyone has a shake and some karaoke at The Max afterwards.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I hate that my wife won’t eat my food creations. I made salmon with a hot honey, lemon juice, and garlic that candied in the pan over a bed of jasmine rice…and she cooked chicken tenderloins. 🫠

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The comments on this are great, from “they knew what they were signing up for as a spouse!” to “if Uncle Sam wanted you to have a spouse, he’d have issued one!” Don’t know who is worse, the spouses, or crusty dipshits serving. Yeah, those 17-20 year olds all knew when they showed up at MEPS. 🧐

armytimes.com

The Military Spouse Commission: viable solution or classic bureaucratic dog-and-pony show?

Opinion: Military families don't need another forum that acknowledges their struggles without confronting the policies that cause them, this military spouse writes.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wait till they hear what’s going on in basketball…

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wait, what is Danny talking about? Is he a freshman in high school again?

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Watching this class of cheap-seat-dwelling dipshit doomers spout off about whose ass they're going to kick, or the civil war they're going to pretend to fight, is one of the most amusing parts of my long and busy day.
They're collectively about five feet tall, weigh a buck-twenty soaking wet, and spend their days talking about how they're gonna whack this dude or that dude.
Let's be clear: You're not gonna do shit.
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Remember when you cosplayed as the deputy FBI director but couldn't cut it so you quit?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“I went to military school, so I know how to salute. Nothing but the biggest reverence!”

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You would think that would be pretty easy to figure out. CETCOM has their casualty ops on lock, which means it’s going to come off the rails dramatically at some point. (Much different than being good and effective at their job, which is probably also true)

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This guy moves like if I screwed up my neck on a jog, and then I get half lit and watch a ping pong match from too close to the table.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ok, so a lot of people watched the 3rd installment of The Elephant Graveyard taking Joe Brogaine to the mat…but listen to this industrial minor key cover of Stacy’s Mom. I didn’t know I needed this in my life. youtu.be/Crm687uhi8s?...

youtu.be

Stacy's Mom (Fountains of Wayne Cover)

YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As a heterosexual dude…she’s not entirely wrong.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Lt. Col. Scheller? Don’t know them. We had this guy name Stu that we found out in a bus after his divorce…”

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This guy is just one of the dumbest people alive (is there brain activity?) right now.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ok, so you’re going to do your job? Ok, cool. Get in line for milk and cookies team!

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey, someone needs to go over to that guys house, knock on the door, and stand over his shoulder as he explains every single item in his browser history.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Hello, police? I need to report a murder…”

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What the fuck is this, the worst Ohio has to offer?

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My cousin just shared an ad for a cruise featuring alleged comedian Matt Rife, and I’m glad I don’t have any family.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s mid to late September and we are still in “2 shower, 3 clothing change” heat and humidity. Where do I lay this blame?

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This has Dort stink all over it. “We can put a sniper nest on top, so we can spawn camp!”

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think this dude and I would get along just fine.

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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) @notvolks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I saw someone describe the incongruent feelings about SpaceX doing some cool rocket shit and the CEO’s issues as “the vonBraunian dilemma” and that tracks.

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