DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I spent $11.00 on an Old Fashioned at Chili's. I don't know who's the asshole in this story. 010
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Fun fact, for no particular reason: "Hoist with his own petard" is a phrase from Shakespeare's play Hamlet, meaning that someone is harmed or defeated by their own actions or schemes, often in an ironic way. 010
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 10/09/2025"I don't think anyone here would deny that when you send chickens out in the morning from your barnyard, those chickens will return in the evening to your barnyard." 010
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 06/06/2025My 6 year old's interpretation of Starry Night. I call it Giant Yellow Dong with Spooge. 020
Reposted by DJUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/03/2025the secret to parenting is appearing to present a united front with your partner while subtly implying that the other one is actually the villain 1127562
Reposted by DJTom Joad™️ @theoriginaltomjoad.bsky.social · 22/03/2025“This is a man who would light the world on fire, so long as the flames reflected his name in the sky” - Tom Joad 721384335
Reposted by DJMelody @melodygfp.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Gulf of Mexico! 021
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Headed to the beach with sunscreen, swimsuits, and a fully cooked corned beef. St. Patrick’s Day doesn’t care where you are—just that you show up prepared. 030
Reposted by DJMelody @melodygfp.bsky.social · 10/03/2025My four year old is in the backseat on the way home singing a song with one verse, "Fuck is a bad word." He is on verse 20-something. Parenting win! 111
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Woke up. Took personal and professional inventory. Realized my coffee was cold and that felt like a fitting metaphor for life. #TheFutilityOfItAll #WhyBother 000
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I accept that we're living the plot of Idiocracy, but the premise of Zoolander, too? 031
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Our friend Alise snapped the perfect Christmas photo of our 3 beautiful kids, and my heart is so full! They’ve grown so much this year, and seeing their smiles under the twinkling lights is everything. 020
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Crispy skin demands commitment. This is either peak culinary dedication or a cry for help. 🦃🥃 #ThanksgivingPrep 010
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Started the day with a pre-Thanksgiving breakfast date with my favorite person—just me and my baby. Coffee and a quiet moment together before the holiday chaos begins. Feeling grateful for her and this life we’ve built. 030
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 23/11/2024New to Bluesky. Genuine question: do we call the profile picture our Skeet Face? 020
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I've only been on Bluesky for a few days, and somehow my feed is overflowing with foxes and mushrooms. I never cared much about foxes or mushrooms before, but now I'm oddly attached—and deeply afraid some mysterious algorithm might swoop in and steal them away. 130
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Bluesky posts are called 'skeets'? Cool, cool. Just trying to reconcile that with what 'skeet' meant when I was 13. Skeet, skeet, skeet! 020
DJ @notthatrowlett.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Starting fresh here on Bluesky! I’m a busy parent of three (including a baby!) and work in higher ed. Looking forward to connecting, learning, and maybe finding a little inspiration in between the chaos. What’s your favorite thing about this space? 120