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Not That Jeff

@notthatjeff.bsky.social
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40+ fag (he/him), divorced dog dad, writer, artist, gaymer, forever DM with dreams of going pro. FFXIV - SCH Main. ACAB/BLM/Free Palestine🍉/Fuck Trump. No LGB without the TQIA. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Minors will be blocked. Professional AI hater - fuck AI

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 8h
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Best still in animation
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Factcheck: True
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I can't get over the fact Mexico now has universal healthcare. Mexico is taking care of their citizens better than the USA.
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You mean the Mexico that has a $2
trillion economy, is America's top trading partner, and elected a woman president with a doctorate in energy engineering who served on the Nobel-winning UN climate panel? The Mexico whose scientists helped save the ozone layer, created the key compound in the birth control pill, and patented early color TV?
The one with a university since 1551 that abolished slavery 36 years before the
US? Yes. That Mexico is rolling out universal healthcare.
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
people acting like she escaped something... they are both awful, this was a perfect match actually.
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think you should always be able to choose Bulbasaur.
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love her
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was kicked out of French class in high school
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cishet White Woman have already taken over so many gay spaces, and now they have taken over gay stories. I will never read or watch a MM love story written by a cishet white woman.
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Temptress Catboy @ch0rtie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tired of seeing CisHet White Women claim ownership of M/M stories.
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But the third is a Jack-o-lantern
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Replica004 | Sara Zeno Camponeschi @replica004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jumped on this cool trend with some sketches of my oc Zeno, the Netherese arcanist and then, the recluse lich 💀💙
Trend post "Oh, you look so different" with a before and after of my netherese wizard Zeno, first during his empire days and then as a Lich.
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hate hearing "just two more days" at work. Like no bitch. It's 10,461 more days because the weekend ain't shit when you have to work your entire life in a capitalist hellscape.
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you say "She's someone's daughter, mother, sister..." you are a rape apologist. You make her an object when you speak about her in such terms. By the same logic, a single, orphan, child-free, only child, woman can and should be raped because she has no relation to someone to make it wrong.
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Theblackbrujo @theblackbrujo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Facts.. mine is in the dirt.
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven't taken a vacation in 8 years
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Warlocks when they dont want to use a spell slot
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Make it about any other family please. I would take a jar-jar trilogy at this point, just to have something new.
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Justin Speece @justinmspeece.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy 9/25!!! Going to celebrate appropriately!!! 💖🦋🍪💖 #DollyParton #NineToFive
Dolly Parton Chocolate Chip cookies pictured next to Dolly Parton Funko Pops
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a difference between like and love
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Then why is my g-spot in there?
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swift really is just taking advantage of the Swifties single shared brain cell by constantly selling them rereleased or expanded albums with barely any new content and zero effort. Her songs have sounded like AI Slop for more than a decade now and y'all just eat it up.
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Updated Profile after a year of severe depression and binge eating. Why am I Old? Why am I Fat? Also a recent health scare has ruined my financial situation. Would a GoFundMe even help?
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 22/09/2026
Got notified an artist was located, hired, and paid for work through HireHumanArtists.com and I couldn't be more thrilled Pls hire more artists through here!!! Support human made! #hha
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's because your friends wouldn't shut up about sucking dick and cock. And they did it at his Halloween Party
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yuna after a tech took her back for an ultrasound and she squirmed free, ran around the office, visited all the other pets in back, tried to steal a techs dinner, got into the treats, knocked over a trash can, tackled the vet and acted like nothing happened when she was brought back to the exam room
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Flexible twunk @landaniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Grab my waist and go crazy 💦😈
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've never watched Pearl Harbor and I am not particularly attracted to Ben Affleck but, I had a pretty intense dream about Pearl Harbor Ben, Kate, and for some reason Josh Harnett was replaced by Milo Ventimiglia (sorry Josh). It was Pearl Harbor meets Challengers.
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ Shop update 10/24! 👻🧡 @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just grabbin some snacks 🍴 [ #cuteart #traditionalart #artshop ]
An art print showing three stylized cats, each a different color, each stealing a different food and looking mischievous as they dash away with it. In order they are: a purple cat with spaghetti on a fork; a blue cat with a big pancake; a green cat with a chain of sausages.
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Tears
ALT: Tears
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They do realize that if all tiers have ads, there is zero incentive for people to get anything but the cheapest sub and most will cancel their sub entirely, right?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you didn't know this was about FFXIV, this would be a very different post.
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No’eau Aitonui/Heiani Mareva Hoata @mudaship39.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ISTFG
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Something that’s really been gnawing at my mind for a while is how much the art community feels scattered. So I think it would be fun to do an #art share at least once a month. Let’s kick it off. Share your art, like and comment on the posts of others, and get more art in your feed!
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Iron Giant Character: IT'S ART!
ALT: Iron Giant Character: IT'S ART!
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You're gonna spit in my food? Bitch I've swallowed anonymous loads in public bathrooms. I'm not worried about it.
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my vision is this blurry without my glasses so I don't need an unblurred version
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At the Vet... hope it's not serious
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🔻Dallas Piel 🇵🇸 @dallaspiel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is going to ruin the tour (good)
Tweet by user eternalkenn stating: “Fuck Ed Sheeran and Pink” above headshot images of Rupert Grint and James Charles
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But Jeffries is on the same side as Kushner.
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Bleak⋆Squeak @bleaksqueak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s Scribbles! She knows Weh #art #rat
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Not That Jeff @notthatjeff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Duh
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