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Not the JC you were just hollering about.

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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The big emotional support dark chocolate/hazelnut bar I picked up Friday did not make it much past dark.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NFC North, boy. I dunno.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anybody know when the Bears are supposed to land in Green Bay?
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“DIK-KAAAAA…” RIP Mike Ditka.
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Chris Farley's Surprised Reaction in Shades
Alt: Chris Farley's Surprised Reaction in Shades, in SNL Super Fans sketch.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ODDO DOOO OOOD
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is zero logic in what he’s saying. What an asshole. Citizen journalism is simply not a thing.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had what must have been my 20th colonoscopy today. I love talking shit with my GI doc.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was such a good style (and that comes from a Cardinals fan). I wish MLB would give up on the ridiculous Nike uniforms and have the wear some of the old uniforms on the weekends.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s nearly unreadable.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just playing the part.
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Dr Strangelove Resisting in the War Room
Alt: Dr Strangelove jerking his erstwhile withered arm from a reflexive “heil” position.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No. Next question. Who is making this a “discussion?” Stop it right now.
Mail inbox item:
“LinkedIn News             6:32 PM >
Are creators journalists?
Professionals disagree on the line separating content creation from traditional journalism.”
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
His father dropped on the tennis court at 39 and died in his wife’s arms. Good for JB.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Color me unsurprised
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IYKYK
Garrett Morris bit from original SNL, in which he is yelling the headlines for the hearing impaired.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two Bills. Both overturned by the House.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Signed up for Sling again, and honestly don’t know why sometimes.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dick Wolf does such an incredible job adding the NYC and Chicago connections to both franchises.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brilliant bit of marketing from Chicago-based Jewel-Osco: new reusable shopping bags released for football season.
Chicago Bears colors adorn new shopping bags from Jewel-Osco, which displays the grocery chain’s logo and the handle Chicagoans use for the store, “Da Jewels.”
Example: “Where’dja say ya got dem pork chops?”
“Over by da Jewels. You gotta get you some.”
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oily bastards. They could have been characters invented for SCTV.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I need you to post this again so I can like it some more. My Irish is up.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bear down!
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
President Droopy Fatback does have a ring to it.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s a good stick!
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Talosian humanoid from Star Trek “The Menagerie.”
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Agree, and “you people” is usually the last thing you hear before the sound of barstools scooting back.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Spookyloo.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No jodhpurs?
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’d say you’re half right, Jerry.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Being underfunded, sold off, and looted at the same time.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Vampire.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A peculiar and aggressive auto immune disease. Painful treatments to no avail, etc. Bring it.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hair cancer would be nice.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
None of these people should ever work again.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s almost like
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What kind of ginned up poll was that?
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A new Postal reorganization act is due next year.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Then what’s that soil-filled casket all about?
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
1. It ain’t 50% 2. It’s showing 90% total. I’m encouraged, but old enough to remember polls going way off in TX and supporters getting lazy after good polls. That said, I want to see Paxton get spanked.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Isn’t ”True Jerry” your new monthly magazine? Most people might not have seen this.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
She hasn’t woken up next to that bag of pus in years.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rubio and Hegseth both in on this? You bet it was at gunpoint.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Something tells me the treasury is going to be a little light come November. What the hell.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you’re thinking crazy eyes are always big, you’re wrong.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Flies unlicensed spaceships.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They did.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rescind all access, remove anyone he hired, revoke any decisions made. Banish these unserious toadies from public positions for life.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
OK. Enough already. It’s Lake Ontario. Take his Goddamned phone away.
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
(Throttle handles were ball-shaped)
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JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Here’s another equally odd one: “balls-out.” On a steam engine, the centrifugal governor had two arms pointing upward with weighted balls on them. As the engine was revved, the arms would drop downward, and the ball ends would spin horizontally (balls out).
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