JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 12hHad what must have been my 20th colonoscopy today. I love talking shit with my GI doc. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No. Next question. Who is making this a “discussion?” Stop it right now. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Signed up for Sling again, and honestly don’t know why sometimes. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Brilliant bit of marketing from Chicago-based Jewel-Osco: new reusable shopping bags released for football season. 010
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026OK. Enough already. It’s Lake Ontario. Take his Goddamned phone away. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Just took my monthly 1ml biologic drug injection, which everyone knows is about the size of *two* big bottles of soda. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Borax was 20% higher yesterday than it’s been for years. Yes. Borax. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Two hours after a major storm pummeled the area, ComEd is still identifying extensive widespread damage. chicago.suntimes.com/weather/2026...chicago.suntimes.comSevere weather pummels Chicago area18 total counties in Illinois are affected, including Cook County, with areas extending across northern and central portions of the state. Several tornado watches have expired for the area and nearly ... 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026#stlcards about a week away from selling real estate for cash. It’s like the ‘70s teams all over again. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’m pretty sure we can say US markets are a bunch of roulette tables, and that the guy in the White House is a big magnet. Wall Street is a joke. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026With $46B in cash on hand, what’s keeping Apple from fabbing their own chips? 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026As I’ve said many times in the past, this is hurting the game. The Ricketts family owns the streaming rights to a game at their chief rival’s home field? No. 021
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If you enjoy sending monsters abroad to chop your enemies to bits (using information shared by a foreign leader’s son-in-law), (actual) sharia law, looking the other way while your worst citizens fly planes into buildings (see above leader’s country), the US has a nuclear deal for you.cnbc.comU.S. signs nuclear power agreement with Saudi ArabiaThe agreement will provide U.S. companies with access to Saudi Arabia's nuclear energy program, the Department of Energy said. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026“If you’ve never owned precious metals, there’s nothing more satisfying than letting children fondle gold coins and build castles with them. Just check their pockets before they go home so the little bastards don’t steal it all while you’re still living.” 000
Reposted by JCOversight Dems @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"All the mistakes they say happened in Minnesota… a lot of them were, I don't think mistakes." 27216101
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Uh… @edzitron.com What is Goose Value again?reuters.comSoftBank's Son says AI will need $5 trillion per year by 2040, dismisses bubble talkThe development of AI will require investment of $5 trillion each year by 2040, and any talk of a bubble forming around the technology is "absurd", SoftBank Group CEO Masayoshi Son said on Tuesday. 110
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026What a strange thing to say. I hope others refer to her as “Senator Little Sister.” 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Wondering if @darthbluesky.bsky.social has suggestions for a perfect baked potato. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham just spoke with Mitch McConnell on the phone for an eternity, says they talked the heat, weeping, gnashing of teeth. Shared their stories about being cast into the darkness. 020
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The ad for Claude, followed by the kalshi dentist piece, is a sign of a society on life support.static.klipy.comRobocop Id Buy That For A DollarALT: Robocop Id Buy That For A Dollar 011
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026When you win a World Series every 100 years, and the last one was a harbinger of a devil’s bargain. wgntv.com/sports/cubs/...wgntv.comCubs announce details for upcoming 10-year World Series celebration at Wrigley FieldCHICAGO — The Chicago Cubs announced new details into their 10-year anniversary ceremony on July 18. The ceremony will be held at Gallagher Way prior to the Cubs-Twins 1:20 p.m. matchup. It begins … 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026They’re not enforcing anything any longer. They’re hitting numbers. They’re paid bonuses for lawlessness. Killing people, or doing nothing while those they secret away die in captivity, means nothing. They’re an affront to law and order, and to common sense. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026People who have no concept of what the grip of depression can do to a person should think of it as a vampire. No one would look at Dracula as an acquaintance who sometimes visits with blood in the corners of his mouth. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is nothing. I’ve had to watch Cubs fans do this to themselves every year but one since 1985 (when I moved here). And they still believe their WS win in ‘16, the deaths of all those incredible notables, and TFG’s rise to power were not related in some evil way. It’s best we lost. 010
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Have never ever visited temu before and boy is there something wrong with us. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026@grahamformaine.bsky.social The time has come. Take your matters private and move aside. You need to respect the voters and the party. 010
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Been pumping water out of the basement. Any good news happen in the past couple hours? 010
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026July 4th, 330 pm, and it’s dark like night. Another severe thunderstorm is dumping rain on us again (after getting 6+ inches the last two days). LOUD crashes of thunder has all the cats but one running for cover. Allegory for today’s America. 000
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This headline says so much. (Refers to Darren Bailey, who will once again be JB Pritzker’s opponent in November) 020
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Fifteen turkeylings and four raccoon kits in the front yard today. That’s a lot of mouths to feed! 120
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I actually feel bad for the Brewers for having to wear one of the dumbest looking “city connect” uniforms I’ve ever seen. 030
JC @notthatjc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I dunno, Bloomberg Business, there could be a better way to say this? (Link in alt-text) 010
