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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 14/07/2024

Me, thinking about just how close we came to the literal Funniest Thing Ever yesterday

Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

@estrogenempress.gay not sure if this little guy is already in the contraption but here's another l*li gooner just in case

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

I'm not suicidal, I'm just diecurious

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

What's a way to say "I'm into trans girls" without it seeming like I'm a chaser? Like I dig cis girls too but trans girls are also really hot(respectful).

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 03/02/2024

Life Is Strange: Shattered Memories

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 01/02/2024

[White Dad voice] Think it might rain?

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 21/01/2024

They really let these guys stim in a recording studio for 41 minutes and create one of the best indie albums of all time.

Album cover for Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone by The Unicorns

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

Quiero tratar de usar la sistema de bluesky que indicar la idioma estoy usando pero no pienso estar trabajando ahorita

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

I swear this was a Tim And Eric skit from 10 years ago

An ad for a Christian prayer app called Hallow, the "#1 prayer app in the world"

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

At the lovely little Mexican bakery in Hades, wanted some cake but I mispronounced my order, now what the heck am I supposed to do with these guys?

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 17/01/2024

It's wild when parents of like 20 year old kids start talking to me about old people stuff and expect me to relate and then I realize I to am Old People and I Can Relate

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 17/01/2024

If I could tame all of my desires Wait out the weather That howls in my brain Because it seems That it's always changing The wind's indecision, the sorrowful rain Yeah, I was a postcard I was a record I was a camera Until I went blind

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 16/01/2024

If VI Lenin was so cool how come they never released VII Lenin?

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

My credit is so bad I can't even use loaned words smdh

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

My hot political take is that Roe Vs Wade sounds like the kind of dilemma a fisherman would have when the water gets shallow under his boat

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

Hey remember when McDonald's melted that lady's crotch with superheated coffee and then started a national smear campaign about her when she demanded they help her with the medical expenses? Fuck McDonald's, truly the bottom rung of American fast food.

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

Witcher 3 is so bad lol. Like 20 minutes in and I already have a game breaking bug. Also are we supposed to like any of the characters?

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

Tonight I'll be a whore for you, and you can dance for me. No money's exchanged if we ask the same fee.

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

These samplers went so fucking hard, nothing really exists like them today.

Album cover for the label sampler Another Year On The Streets featuring

Dashboard confessional
Alkaline trio
From autumn to ashes
Moneen
No motiv
Hey Mercedes
Audio learning center
New Amsterdams
The get up kids
Seconds to go
Saves the day
Paul Westberg
Hot rod circuit
Down to earth approach
Rocket from the crypt

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

Our sink faucet has the spray mode toggle on the fritz so it just sprayed all the time. Maintenance came by today to fix it, and *this* was their fix. Not a temporary patch while they order a replacement part, this is done. Work order closed. We pay $3500/mo for this apartment.

A kitchen sink faucet with a zip tie holding the spray button off

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

Reminder that nazis are having a fucking field day with the Gazan genocide and will seek YOUR approval for their antisemitism under the color of anti-zionism. Really inspect which users and what content you like and reskeet, it won't always be this obvious.

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

I don't think the engineers who design jackhammers get enough credit for how much quieter they've made their tools over the past 40 years.

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

Did YouTube block the embedded video player on bluesky? Nothing plays anymore😞

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

I miss when rap songs used to have the last line of each verse be the title of the song like Ladies First by Queen Latifah

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 11/01/2024

Customer came to the store today with a pair of pants. She had ordered them ecomm, reported them lost in shipping and received her refund, but then they showed up finally. Tell me why she threw a fit because we couldn't exchange them for her because she didn't pay for them in the first place.

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 11/01/2024

I enjoy sitting down to pee. Standing while peeing is for proving a point and I don't got nothing to prove to nobody.

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 10/01/2024

Luddites were labor activists who monkeywrenched factories because they had the foresight to realize industrialization would commoditize human suffering in unimaginable ways. You were led to believe they were kooky tinfoil hat-wearing cultists who were scared of the machines themselves, weren't you

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Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social · 09/01/2024