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1.21 Rickawatts

@notsoevilrick.bsky.social

1.5K followers 548 following 1.1K posts

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Why does this look like a dog sleeping?

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

It's cute that he thinks Judas Priest has any thoughts whatsoever about his band.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

As far as I'm concerned, this is far and away the best use of AI so far.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

"Good, now roll over. Yeah, that's fuckin' sexy!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 24/03/2024

I always feel better after a good pawssage.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 07/03/2024

Tom Hanks: "Chicken! Chicken, I'm sorry!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 01/03/2024

"I'm king of the world!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

"If I'm goin' down for this, you're all goin' down, so keep your traps shut!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

"Who's mom brought the snacks today? Celery? What the fuck, coach!?!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

🎶 I'm gonna live forever

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 04/02/2024

When grandpa's had enough of your three year old's shit.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 02/02/2024

"We are gathered here today to remember a fuckin' badass who lived a bitchin' life. Tom wasn't just a boob man. He was an ass man too..."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

"How about you, little girl? What brand diapers 𝘺𝘰𝘶 wear?"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

To this day, no one knows how Clucky swallowed that basketball whole.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 29/01/2024

"My face is starting to hurt, mom! Take the picture already."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 25/01/2024

Thor: "I knew it!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 24/01/2024

Someone got really bad diarrhea.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

The chicken crossed the road to try cannibalism.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

"They'll never accept our love. Run away with me."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

When gay marriage was legalized, this is exactly what conservatives were worried would happen.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 17/01/2024

"Rufio! Rufio! Rufio!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 15/01/2024

🎶 I love them But they don't love me 🎶 🎶 Let me die, life is shitty

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 10/01/2024

The masked crusader!

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 08/01/2024

Them: "Don't make this weird." Me:

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 08/01/2024

"And the award goes to Oppenheimer."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

Just once? Sure, Paul 🙄

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 04/01/2024

"Hey, you fuckin' marine biologist! Document this right here, buddy!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

"I wanna fuck you so bad."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 30/12/2023

When you program your death robot to clean up the Christmas decorations but it goes to terrorize the kids instead. Fuckin' technology, amirite?

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 29/12/2023

"I'm the fucking cone now!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 26/12/2023

"...anyway, here's Wonderwall."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 26/12/2023

"I said, make a RIGHT!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

Only reason to procreate.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 23/12/2023

"Glaze all over my back, baby!"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

What about edibles? Can I feed the whores edibles?

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

Before the nuns used rulers as punishment, they would shove their ass in your face and feed you to an alligator.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

The perv DMs me regularly asking for dick pics.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 20/12/2023

What do you get for the man who has everything?

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 19/12/2023

"No planting shrubs here"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 19/12/2023

"If you're going bike riding with your friends, make sure you bring your helmet."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

"Hitchcock kept shouting action! Action! Action! No matter how tired we were. The sonofabitch had no compassion."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

"Make a right at the light."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

"Le sigh. There was a time when I was Christmases most popular toy."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 12/12/2023

I don't know about you guys, but I think uncircumcised dicks are weird looking.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 10/12/2023

I toss and turn so much, I'd definitely fall off. How much for one night?

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

"That's cool, I can't wait to hear all about it. Just gotta do something real quick first."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

"Don't you ever scare me and your father like that again! You hear me!?"

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

"Time for a new sex doll. My old one is full of cum."

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

"You're gonna do what to me!?"