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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough

@notryanmcd.bsky.social
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Sassy. Food. Suns.

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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I was scrolling and saw the name Emily Thornberry and before I even saw the word Brexit I knew this was about the UK because that's a British ass name
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
😂
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I also had no idea what the acronym was until now
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Nice old people often start giving me directions to places and I just smile and nod and thank them, zoning out, because I'm just going to plug it into my GPS. Because I don't want to discourage their attempt at a good deed.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I used to print out mapquest directions small and tape them to the middle of my steering wheel. I now jokingly refer to it as "caveman GPS"
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
If they want votes, it seems simple enough. Champion Universal Healthcare, more first time home owner programs, lower taxes on working/middle class, higher taxes on wealthy and corporations, higher minimum wage. Talk about those constantly. But some of those things will make wealthy donors mad 🤷
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Eh. I'm a leftist and want leftist stuff, but I recognize that most people aren't actively talking politics on social media. The majority of people in this country aren't online talking about this stuff. And they want to appeal to that majority.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
This is the only baseball team I will willingly sit through a game of
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Love your backyard area! Looks very serene.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
As a curmudgeonly elder millennial who grew up with 151 Pokémon, I want more animated stories and games that include only those. Feels like there's too many now.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
We need to keep him looking 54 like he has for the last 25 years. He looks too wizened here. If he keeps this up he could look like wise eventually, and more idiots will listen to him.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
"A projection 6.6 billion cubic meters of hamburger use by 2027!"
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
And sorry Kris!
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Unintentionally what?
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
You watched that episode of Timmy?
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I have terrible reflexes so I refuse to play any games except RPGs with turn based fighting systems, or like Age of Empires
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I try to really spell out how to make stuff for people in recipes. Try some of mine on insta (most pics have recipes, just swipe) www.instagram.com/definitelyno...
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
As for the divine touch, practice makes perfect. Try watching YouTube videos while you're cooking. Watch one a couple times. Lots of videos are just like 5 minutes but super informative. Pause and watch each step while you cook.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
French, you just need like cream, white wine, butter, maybe some herbs de Provence, chicken stock, shallots, perhaps some dijon mustard. Boom, bunch of French dishes.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Thai food, just get some tamarind paste/concentrate, fish sauce, golden mountain seasoning sauce, and some pre packaged curry pastes, and you've got a lot of dishes there.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Depending on what kind of stuff you want to cook, just get some basic pantry staples. Like, with Chinese dishes, have oyster sauce, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, and Asian chili powder, and you can make like 10 different things.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Verdict?
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I wonder if there's an app you can use with your phone camera and point at wild berries that tells you if they're safe to eat or not
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Holy shit this made me cry just a bit, how sweet
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Man. Tokyo Ghoul starts off so strong and stays that way for awhile, but it really goes off the rails eventually. How unfortunate. Could have been a really good anime.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I about drove away from the grocery store with my damn trunk door wide the fuck open
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Made some chicken tikka masala
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
(I know Spike made movies and was in some, but he's not a Nicholson/Chalamet level leading actor type)
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The Sun glasses and being a famous actor are what I meant. He just looked a bit like young Nicholson there.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Is Chalamet going to be this generations Jack Nicholson, but for the Knicks?
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I'm sure Twitter is sooo much less scary
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I dont "hate" rings of power but i am surprised at its inclusion
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
One of my favorite things about What We Do In The Shadows is the multiple times Nadja starts singing songs about large birds stealing her siblings. And also how one time she looks around at the crowd expectantly thinking this is a song they will know and sing along too.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
🎵 There's a laaaarge biiird, stealing all my broooothers🎵
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I thought this was a real fucking quote for a second and it was completely believable
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Fucking Jalen Smith
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
You don't know the difference between Israel and Jewish people? Not being on board with Israel displacing and killing an enormous number of people isn't "hating" Jewish people
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Other than in sort of a broad "they're white" kind of way
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I have been attempting to not pay attention to much political for awhile, but I have seen some random clips of that JB Pritzker guy. Is he as leftist as he seems? I find it hard to believe someone can become a billionaire while having leftist values.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Commercials are batshit insane. Just saw a black and white commercial for Giorgio Armani cologne (I think?) and it was some dude like running along some rocks then jumping in the water and swimming with a whale for a second, then getting out and staring at the water. But this was all in 6 seconds
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I've never used an AI thingy other than what Google forces on me in searches. The only one I know of is chatgpt or whatever. I'm gonna keep this up for as long as possible.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I'd venture to guess that almost everyone still primarily using Twitter for any non-business reason isn't likely to migrate over here
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Everyone I work with is above 50 and only use Facebook
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Oh dude this was the fucking jacket for like 5 years straight in NC. Specifically the Avirex brand one I believe
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Yall didn't have the black and orange flights?
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
White t's, jeans, and flight jackets all day. Dunno if that was the style anywhere else, but in NC in the early 2000s that was the fit
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Hahaha man. Yeah my sister and her friends poked fun at me. In my defense, they rearranged school districts or something and almost all my white friends started being bussed to different schools, but I stayed at the one i was at. And played football. So I was around nothing but Black friends 24/7
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I used to own bright red timberlands. Bright. Red. Timberlands. And I had phat farm jeans with red stitching that matched with them. I also owned FUBU jeans despite being at least 75% white as fuck. Do you ever think back and cringe pretty hard at your clothing choices in middle/high school?
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