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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough

@notryanmcd.bsky.social
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Sassy. Food. Suns.

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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
This is the only baseball team I will willingly sit through a game of
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Made some chicken tikka masala
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Yall didn't have the black and orange flights?
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Lmao Andre is a caricature of himself. Reminds me of that Key and Peele skit where Big Boi is sitting in a diner and Andre comes in wearing a peter pan outfit playing a flute and Big Boi tries to ignore him and pretend not to know him
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
*depressed sigh*
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Didn't even have to leave my couch to take a picture of mine
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I love Yu Yu Hakusho and I'm starting a re-watch of it, but every time I turn it on I can't help but think of this
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This movie is absolutely fantastic to get fucked up and watch. And it's so accurate. The whole time you're like, yep, that's Eurovision
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Without the diner scene in Heat we wouldn't have this Mulaney joke about attempting to bond with his father as a child
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
For a split second I thought this was a picture from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Made some shawarma seasoned chicken tenders
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Getting fucked up and watching this masterpiece
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
So... Kanye is having a time
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
These are the first 2 Nigels that pop up when you Google the name
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Guess when you get a new roomie you need to have a serious discussion. Be up front about weed. Be like, it's cool if you smoke weed, just do it outside, or for God's sake, take small hits and use a smoke buddy. A smoke buddy and a flower vaporizer is a pretty good combo
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Disregarding that the Suns are beating the shit out of the Raptors without their best players right now, what can the team do this summer that gets them out of the box of shame? How do they turn this around? Keep in mind we can't tank, so don't even suggest that. Only option is to retool. But how?
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Gene Hackmans character from Welcome to Mooseport is rolling over in his grave
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Ahem. Now we got the actual current president doing it
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Fuck
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
No but really
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Probably one of the last snowy nights we'll have here this year
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ive had the fruit punch one of these. Morbid curiosity. It was not good.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Drunk and watching the Fox and the Hound. The forecast calls for tears and light sobbing
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Made some French onion soup
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My favorite part of this meme diagram is the "hates leftists part" in the middle that shows leftists also hating leftists. So true. We are the most infighting group of people.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Italian sausage and tomato risotto
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Conservatives thinking Johnny Cash shared their shitty values is so fucking funny. Kris Kristofferson was one of his best friends and he campaigned with Ceasar fucking Chavez. The Man in Black was, aside from being VERY Christian, a pretty fucking progressive dude
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My wife sent me an Instagram message letting me know the Luka trade has even made it's way to "girl internet"
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Made some chicken and dumplings.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I'd be more than ok with this
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This seems like too much tattoo
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I have a bit of a problem with some hard-core environmental people. They are often people of means, and they decide that "good" people will choose the greenest option (in this case, heating systems) whether they're scraping to get by or not. They'll "find a way". Gross.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
First car I've bought in a decade. It ain't new, but it's new to me.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If you've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, you've seen him. He rides into the room on a motorcycle singing the rock song.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I was like "surely the incredibly onlines are just exaggerating how much like a nazi salute elons thing looked earlier" but now that I see it...
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The gay nemesis
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Suns fans:
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Look at this fucking cat. I don't even like cats. This thing is adorable.
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
HOLY SHIT. I just found out David Attenborough who has delighted us with his nature documentaries, and Richard Attenborough who played John Hammond in Jurassic Park and Santa in Miracle on 34th Street are brothers!
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
HA
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DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough @notryanmcd.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Got a good snow today!
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