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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A lovely day and a lovely view. Fnarr!
A sign board overlooking the North York Moors, reading "Welcome to the Hole of Horcum".
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
An excellent week. Finished chemo last Saturday, guarded optimism from my oncologist on Wednesday, a jolly 10 minutes yesterday with my surgeon yesterday ("see you in 8 months, then yearly") and the ultrasound of our next grandchild. So I'm celebrating with the best tea in the world.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
One should only speak good of the dead. Scott Adams is dead. Good.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A canary in the coal mine: Arsebook has stopped pushing right wing bollocks, at least to me. So I checked with a few lefty mates, and they're seeing it too. Has Zuck pivoted because he's seen the writing on the wall? Coupled with "all alone in the war room", is the 25th Amendment coming for him?
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The sherry and turnips for the Hogfather are out, Hans Gruber has fallen off Nakatomi Plaza, and it's goodnight from me. HO. HO. HO.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
While I was waiting for an appointment at the Freeman Hospital today, two people rang the bell. Now that's what you call a Christmas present.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Peter Thiel is losing it. Search Guardian antichrist You know why there's no link.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It's been 53 years since I scratched my name onto the roofing lead outside my dormitory window. Quite grateful to Greg who held my legs. "For there is good news yet to hear and fine things to be seen, Before we go to Paradise by way of Kensal Green."
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I had a recent conversation in which I declined to have my prostate examined. Not from shyness, or discomfort, but "I'm terribly sorry doctor, I no longer possess the necessary aperture". Another silver lining. However, if you're over 45, get yourself checked.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
What do you do when your surgeon tells you he's going to cut you a new one? You give the old one a farewell tour up the Ouseburn, of course! I've started at the Tyne Bar with Allerdale Red Squirrel, and I shall update as I go.
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Robert Loves Photography @robertspictures.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
#Stunday #EastCoastKin #ArtChallenge The medieval center of Monschau, Germany
Monschau: half-timbered houses, a stream, ruins on a hilltop
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! YES YES YES!!!
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Margaret Thatcher. RT if you still do too.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
GNU Terry Pratchett.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Even after 30 years, Christina Ricci's smile in Addams Family Values still makes me shudder.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Snow!
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Sadiq Khan got a knighthood. I'm glad I'm on here, because the Other Place is screaming its head off. Also nice to see Danaerys Targaryen and her mum got gongs.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It has gone well. The children have been entertaining, the grandchild has been charming, Beloved's presents fit, and I have received many socks, a very nice bottle of Nikka whisky, and a scarf. Pity about having to wear the Cone of Shame for being the first to lose at Exploding Kittens.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Just had a brief foray back to That Place. It's quite an interesting sensation, feeling your mental health deteriorating in real time. The levels of hatred remind me of standing next to hot noisy industrial machinery. Which is exactly what Twatter is now.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 23/11/2024
Well this is really fucking awesome swearsky.bagpuss.org
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SwearSky
Bluesky profanity, as it happens
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Just been back into That Place. After less than a week here, it's incoherence and sheer nastiness are startling. It's very obvious that Skum hasn't a clue how to use AI, but it's not stopped him from building a giant Nazi robot toddler.
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@eurovanman.bsky.social Hi Ciaran, good to see you
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The Grandson's Accomplice (what/the feck) @notquitealawyer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I'm no longer a twatter.
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