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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want to shoot Liberty Biberty out of a powerful cannon aimed directly at a brick wall.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The four moderators in there are going to need a lifetime of therapy after about an hour.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s totally rad that the reaction we have to executive orders is just “shut the fuck up loser, lmao.”
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There are 3 things I’ll always remember about Max Payne 3: 1. The shooting mechanics were top tier and Rockstar refuses to reuse them for some reason. 2. That Health song in the airport fight. 3. The entire game is just Max watching people get immolated and going “aw shit, I need a drink :(“
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’d say “never cook again,” but you didn’t cook so much as you left a burner running and got high off the fumes.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You got my ass here, because 28DL is one of my favorite flicks of all time and I am a physical media collector but I AM abstaining from buying it right now unless/until they do a reissue that reinserts that missing frame. I waited for them to fix Perfect Blue, I can wait for this one too, dammit!
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s real sobering to realize that video games might just not be for me anymore. I’ve got Resident Evil, the occasional first party Nintendo game or other Capcom IP release once every generation, and those are about all the new releases I can stomach before I feel like I have gout.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All of these woman have called animal control on Rottweilers at some point in their life and requested for them to be put down for “aggression.”
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As long as we still have Glowing Exposed Organ That Clashes With The Rest Of The Game’s Art Style, we’ll be okay.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I feel like I’m losing my mind seeing people refer to “woke 1” as, like, a thing. I thought we were having fun? Making jokes? Having a laugh? What do you mean you thought that we actually achieved some sort of progressive peacetime in the last decade and called it “woke 1?” Are you all insane?
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You know, you’d think TERFs would take issue with men trying to butt in to a women’s league, but nope, somehow they’re all totally quiet and cool about this! How interesting! Totally not giving the game away that their beliefs are just “we hate trans people” and not at all about “protecting women!”
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don’t know. Need to hear Cunningham do at least one solid “makin’ copies!” before we assume she has the same kind of longevity.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I need someone with legal experience to give me exact, to-the-letter guidance on what I can say about Moreno and Rand Paul and what I think should happen to them without running into legal repercussions.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bet you feel pretty bad for giving Faces of Death one star* after sitting through Scary Movie! (*It’s a one and a halfer if only for Charli XCX’s abysmal and insane American accent)
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Global sauce shortage. A juice recession. We’re bone dry, folks.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No part of my vote or belief system will ever be centered around appeasing Republicans. Absolute lunatic shit to even try trotting out this argument.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dude made almost a billion dollars on an Oppenheimer biopic and they still try arguing he doesn’t have the sauce. Lol. Lmao even.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Buddy, wait ‘till you see THIS!
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The MCU did.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If any of you fall for the KC and Titi propaganda this episode tried, you are weak of spirit and will and you will not survive the flood. #LoveIslandUSA
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ouija boards are like $12. I could speak to Mitch McConnell too for that price.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That might have been the most difficult watch in the history of television. Never, ever do karaoke again. #LoveIslandUSA
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have a very vivid memory of a linear hallway gun battle just outside of a Hooters like an hour or so after emerging from a flipped bus outside of a White Castle. No game has ever understood America more.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“Ah yes, but what you failed to realize is that by showing something on screen, the filmmaker is endorsing it and saying it’s good! In this essay about Schindler’s List, I will talk about nazi sympathizer Steven Spielberg…”
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m showing my reality TV age here, but I HAVE SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE! #LoveIslandUSA
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Paula “make it official” for a whole week on Jersey Shore Corbin and Parmida hugging after coupling up on Love Island USA Season 8
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Might be a controversial hot take, and I really hate to say something this bold, but I think that Love Island producers should possibly consider vetting their contestants moving forward. #LoveIslandUSA
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When we finally rise up and eat the rich, they’ll taste of fast-casual butterfly shrimp and M&M concrete mixers. Vive la révolution.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I feel like a lot more people would get into the beautiful hot mess that is #LoveIsland if they knew that there is currently a bombshell in the villa who might legitimately be the long lost daughter of beloved late character actor Robert Z’Dar.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“Mamdani better apologize for being a more electable candidate or we’re going to be really sore and unelectable!” Bold strategy from the ghouls, looking forward to seeing how this one shakes out.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I worship at the altar of the almighty ABS system (powered by T-Mobile.)
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We’re so close to reliving the glory days...
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’d like to think as a mature adult without worms in my brains that I’m above stupid capital “G” Gamer outrage, but this one… this one got close.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I never thought I’d see a real human man resemble a specific balloon float from Tim Burton’s Batman, but here we are, I guess.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Absolutely the least important part of all of this, but why the fuck is he so wet? He looks like he just stepped out of a sauna.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
*kramer bursts in to a roar of applause* kramer: jerry! I got something big. jerry: what is it now? kramer: grogu, jerry! he’s huge. he’s gonna be even bigger. now’s the time to get in.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Okay, so as suspected, they just have the general rights to the concept of Jason, but none of the events of appearances from the actual films beyond the generic hockey mask and rags get up. Great. Looking forward to more “brand activations” in the future with Hockey Mask Man!
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I’m honestly just shocked he acknowledged the concept of there being future presidents.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Genuinely didn’t know this! Thanks for taking my ass to school.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Educated” might be the grammatically correct instinct here, but that is some demonstrably false shit!
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
So their “diversified lineup” is just the same four franchises they’ve been milking dry for the last 20 years? Gee, that Guillemot leadership continues to inspire.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I hate being a “nothing ever happens” guy but none of this will ever stick. This is as airtight as corruption gets and he won’t even hear a word about it from the press, much less any sort of governmental body.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’m not sure what the motivation behind jerking it off first before requesting it not make an error is. Do they think they need to appease the robot god before begging for its honesty and mercy?
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
“Sorry you seemed to have turned out alright with a firm moral compass, but your parents are gross, so you’re bound to share the judgement for their sins because you’re related” sure sounds, uh, pretty fucking backwards. I think maybe that whole “nepo baby” discourse got away from you a little bit!
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Look, okay, we all know the guy is sundowning and can barely remember his right from his left most days, but you’d think someone — literally even just one person — would have coached him through a “deny that you’re a rapist and pedophile” canned response to offer up.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
While he hasn’t made much in the way of showy plays, his social game has been second only to someone like Cirie. A sizable chunk of the new era players were on everyone’s hitlists from the jump, and Rizzo, a total unknown, has managed to charm everyone, stay alive, and forge a stacked alliance.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Devens, Rizzo, and Hubicki have been keeping this season afloat, but I didn’t necessarily expect Devens to deliver one of the most satisfying moments in the show’s history on the eighth episode of the season. So refreshing to see actual Survivor shit happening on Survivor again. #Survivor50
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
How are you going to become a catholic late in life as an adult and almost immediately start beef with the pope? Lmfao.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Like “I take the first sentence to mean…” Nope! No you don’t! It means exactly what he said! This wasn’t multiple choice, and you’re very annoying for thinking it was!
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Lay down your RDJs, your Hemsworths, and your Evans(s.) The greatest MCU casting is definitively, without question, Charlie Cox. If you aren’t Daredevil-pilled yet, you’re missing the best live action superhero stuff being made today and one of the strongest adaptations of a comic character period.
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