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@notquietwill.bsky.social
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want to shoot Liberty Biberty out of a powerful cannon aimed directly at a brick wall.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If any of you fall for the KC and Titi propaganda this episode tried, you are weak of spirit and will and you will not survive the flood. #LoveIslandUSA
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That might have been the most difficult watch in the history of television. Never, ever do karaoke again. #LoveIslandUSA
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m showing my reality TV age here, but I HAVE SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE! #LoveIslandUSA
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Paula “make it official” for a whole week on Jersey Shore Corbin and Parmida hugging after coupling up on Love Island USA Season 8
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Might be a controversial hot take, and I really hate to say something this bold, but I think that Love Island producers should possibly consider vetting their contestants moving forward. #LoveIslandUSA
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I feel like a lot more people would get into the beautiful hot mess that is #LoveIsland if they knew that there is currently a bombshell in the villa who might legitimately be the long lost daughter of beloved late character actor Robert Z’Dar.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I worship at the altar of the almighty ABS system (powered by T-Mobile.)
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Devens, Rizzo, and Hubicki have been keeping this season afloat, but I didn’t necessarily expect Devens to deliver one of the most satisfying moments in the show’s history on the eighth episode of the season. So refreshing to see actual Survivor shit happening on Survivor again. #Survivor50
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Lay down your RDJs, your Hemsworths, and your Evans(s.) The greatest MCU casting is definitively, without question, Charlie Cox. If you aren’t Daredevil-pilled yet, you’re missing the best live action superhero stuff being made today and one of the strongest adaptations of a comic character period.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Check your voicemail some time, champ. Probably some people calling their fucking senator hoping they’ll do something instead of posting through it.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You ever watch a clip that makes you cringe so hard that your stomach actually starts to ache?
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
There wasn’t a single person that was running late to Epstein’s party and stopped off at CVS on the way for a generic Hallmark card? They ALL had time to do bespoke pedophile art?
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Idea: what if instead of a sandwich, someone uses a— *cane yanks me off stage*
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
In the expanse of human history, nobody has ever been this desperate to be shocking. What a fucking prick, lmfao
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
They spent $1,000,000,000 making an immersive weekend-long Star Wars experience and rather than spending a nominal amount to enhance the theming and shift the business model to make it more profitable, they junk it all and turn it into office space. No better summary of the state of Disney parks.
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
People keep freaking out about the potential future implications for AI, completely oblivious to the fact that the nightmare has already started and AI is ruining the art of film restoration at an insane rate. Everything from I Love Lucy to Wallace & Gromit to Terminator has been hit already.
The Horrors affecting background extras in I Love Lucy’s new Blu-ray remasterMangled on-screen text in Wallace & Gromit’s new AI 4K remasteringWax figure Arnie as featured throughout T2’s 4K Blu-ray
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Will @notquietwill.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
They’re going to have a photorealistic CG blue dog wearing Oakley-brand sunglasses on a washed out gray street corner in Atlanta half-heartedly dressed to look like Hawaii and it’s going to make one billion dollars because god is dead.
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