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Daisy 🐝

@notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social
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Your Favourite Shitposter's favourite Shitposter. Marxist trotskyist, Socialist, Lover of Organised Union action. 32 | She/Her/They/Them | Bri'ish Go here if you want to be horny allmylinks.com/adonisblossoms 50% post cred goes to my twink

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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fact that you haven't deleted this is tragic
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is one Twix
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly it isn't much better hun
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And you just have that ready to go
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probably boring. Or scary. Or nothing. Either way, no need to investigate!
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Valid crashout tbqh
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Any chance we could know who these models are or do you just repost photos of naked women without credit all the time
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trans women being the automated voice of instruction to get safely to your destination is the modern equivalent of trans people as spirit guides
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want to get to a point where every public transit system in the world is voiced by trans women.
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All robots are women send tweet
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"With the mouse ears, it's just furry behaviour" -Twink, on Disney adults
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Orchiectomies take balls
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I miss him
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
FUCK ICE.
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
On a note regarding stream of consciousness, I really did just phase out of reality for about a month there. Anyone wanna buy me a treat? I could really use a treat
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Haven't been posting in a bit, financials are a disaster but my tits are really kicking into maximum booberdrive
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Very excited to see the latest episode of Man vs Bin: Clacton unleashed and the likely ensuing fallout; man gets beaten by bin
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
America First (In line behind Israel)
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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Girls Loving @girlsloving.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Transfems when a cuckoo clock goes off: "Me too, Girl."
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
When the hearse holding you-know-who's corpse comes trundling down the street
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Very loudly: "YA KNOW " -Pause to ensure that their attention is truly yours- "THE LOUDEST ONE IN THE ROOM IS RARELY THE SMARTEST."
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They're not called "Sharts" They're summer farts. Summer farts, and summer not.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A two-panel internet meme featuring aerial views of the White House, layered with satirical text.

At the top, bold white text on a black background reads, "I'm just asking for less-direct metaphors at this point."

    Top Panel: An aerial photograph showing a clean, manicured view of the White House and its lush green South Lawn. A bright yellow banner at the bottom left reads "WHITE HOUSE BEFORE."

    Bottom Panel: A chaotic aerial photograph of the same location, but the South Lawn is completely torn up and converted into a massive, messy construction site. Large cranes are hoisting a giant, skeletal metal arch structure directly in front of the building, surrounded by dirt, scaffolding, and heavy machinery. A bright yellow banner at the bottom left reads "WHITE HOUSE NOW."
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The best parodies mankind creates are always spoken with 100% honesty and without a hint of irony
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Being Trans has a higher satisfaction rate than Disneyland which is extremely funny because "the happiest place on earth" is somehow *less* fun than being "the single most overrepresented statistical target of discrimination on earth"
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I call my vape "Mummy" because when it spits in my mouth in public I have to pretend I don't enjoy it
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
No but the working class do so ig if we're gonna have to choose I know where my vote goes
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Arc De Trump is funny we'll let him have it
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It looks like a memorial to the victims of his drone bombings and that is who I will think of when I see this eyesore.
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If you want uncensored porn in Japan you have to import it, so if you want porn made in Japan it has to be made for sale elsewhere such as America which is why they call it the Kentucky Backdoor
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Praying to whatever God that will listen that I find my ideal wife; the 6'4" Lesbian Bar Maid who is so jacked that she holds smaller lesbians like Beers
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It's very funny when men think they can somehow drag me kicking and screaming into being horny with them if they just bombard me with enough thirsty statements as if that behaviour isn't the entire reason I charge for this shit
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Sure you might have plenty of Irons in the fire but the Master Blacksmith still only forges one blade at a time.
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Not all Transhobes, eugenicists, misogynists, racists, ableists and capitalists are Nazis, but all Nazis are, by their own definition, Transphobic, Misogynistic, Racist, Ableist, and they all support Eugenics and capitalism. It's all the same corruption of the same roots.
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
TwinkPSA: Wash your dicks, folks. Mildly warm water, no soap. Daisy says; Gently pull back your foreskin, get in those crevices! only you can fight the buildup of smegma!
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
For every dick God dirties, he washes another, in kind.
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
For the amount of Lotto tickets I'm buying, I'm the one bringing in the bank for these guys, they should be paying me!
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Oooops! We set off a nuke in our own economy and called it patriotism
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
AI under the rule of capital is just another middle-man because its only role is to attempt to negate the same forces of capital that demand and instantiate its very existence.
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Conclusion; capitalism is full of inconsistencies and contradictions that are actually by design, and the purpose of the checks and balances isn't to keep capitalism in check but to keep humans in line as the vessels of labour exclusively controlled by capital which is controlled by sociopaths
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The only justifiable use that AI has to Humans in the name of the human project is in the recreation of the same labour that is artificially created in order to justify the necessary beauracracy to support an economy that must continually grow.
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
One thing I've noticed is that AI is really useful for the bollocks that only exists because of market capitalism. Job applications, documentation, you know; beauracracy. Capitalism created the problem that it will now solve through the exchange of labour in order to increase revenue.
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The thing about AI is that I truly swore off its' use, and I will continue to assert that Large models are not the solution to any of the -real- problems of our species, nor are they effective enough in any truly creative process to justify the outright theft that scraping represents, BUT
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I forgot that turning off censorship gets you unwarranted butts with plugs in them on your feed. Not a complaint, just a bit of a shocker compared to my previously entirely SFW feed. It was a very nice butt, with a very nice plug, though .
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Trans Fury @transfury.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I can imagine living in the 1920's being pretty traumatising. The wealth gap was at a high with the upper class extracting everything the poor had, women fighting for their rights, the incarceration and sterilisation of BIPOC, the world at the edge of economic collapse and another world war..
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Daisy 🐝 @notoriousdaisyb.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Who could have possibly predicted that living around privileged, childish, self-obsessed assholes would be damaging?
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