notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026you’ve heard of friends with benefits now get ready for 0142
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026‘m you won’t believe what q has been saying about you’ ‘bond are you shit stirring again’ ‘no i’m shit shaking’ ‘you’re what?’ ‘………….. im shit shaking’ 040
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026i said ‘no thanks’ once cos i was going for a meal later and i think she took that as ‘no thanks forever’ 010
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026being given away on a freecycle page tho he must be a proper arsehole 110
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026‘my daughter got him for christmas and now sa… tan resides within our home and we need to shift the curse.’ 2124
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026i even sit at the table but just have… no food in front of me hahaha 100
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026when i visit my mum for tea she feeds my kids what they want and makes herself and my stepdad something separate and im not involved at all for some unknown reason 100
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026‘oooh they’re full of vitamin k’ i am full of nescafe gold blend and baccy what’s your point son 171
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026third degree burns aye. way too hot. and my face goes red over nowt so that’ll be me for the next 2-3 days 010
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026i filled it to the brim and it took like 61 hours and it’s gonna cost me about a grand and i got bored 30 seconds in. 120
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026tell you what it’s been 10 years since ive been able to have a bath uninterrupted, but now i can. so i says to myself i says lucy, you’ve a nice big bath there let’s av it. 150
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026three steaks pam get yourself a hash brown butty with some worcestershire sauce on em 000
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026and me and my lad have been playing with pedals and amps since we got in i absolutely fuckin love being alive or should i say ‘stayin alive’ haha think i will haha my goodness me 030
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026well you can tell by the way i use my walk it’s hash browns for tea no time to talk 🎶 120
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 21/02/20261. eldest kid 2. middle kid 3. youngest kid 4. never you mind son **⬇️RELEGATION ZONE⬇️** 5. dad (died) 030
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026someone went to hug me yesterday but there are only 4 people on this planet who are allowed to do that 110
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026giving saturday tea time telly a go. so far it’s just back to back peter crouch adverts? 463
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025fuckin wednesday innit. the uk’s official tea-at-your-dads day. 050
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025boy are you a rant in my notes app because im not that girl anymore and i don’t want to look at you 021
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025my discover tl is full of homoerotic comic strips and not really sure why but i respect the trade and wish them well 050
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025and where do you put your nose during? do you discuss which side it’s going first? very complicated. it’s a no from me. 100
notmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025it’s the ‘it is well known at this point’ bit for me. felt a bit out the loop at first. 220
