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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 20h

Girl just left the toilets at work without washing her hands whyyyyyy

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hux was not expecting his hunky co-worker to enter the room JUST AS he was daydreaming about his bountiful tits.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Gothic boys gon' make some BAD decisions in that house, and we'll never be sure if their own spite and distrust destroyed them, or if the house was genuinely malevolent!

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Looks like somebody ALSO remembered to bring Hux a new skull for his skull collection 👀

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Millie, you should know by now that Kylo will NEVER stop calling it that.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He doesn't provide verbal explanations either, he just looms menacingly until the other officers get so uncomfortable that Hux gives up and goes to appease him.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Armie keeps trying to tell him where he's put stuff, but Ben just never LISTENS

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There's always one lying there just chilling, not partaking in any of the energetic nonsense 😂😁 (probably saving their energy for shenanigans later!)

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hux is about to call banthashit, but then he looks down and sees Kylo already nuzzling at his crotch, bare face tinted red by the helmet's display, and his spluttering protests die off as his cock springs to attention.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The bobblehead incident is what he's referring to in TRoS, when he asks Hux if he's noticed anything about his appearance.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That's something you and Kylo have in common, then

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

⬇️ Kylo, on returning to Hux's office having realised he forgot his helmet, only to find that Hux decided to try on said helmet, and now, judging by the frantic scrambling and hissing, can't figure out how to remove it.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"C'mon, Hux! The snow's not going to enjoy itself!" "And neither am I!"

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He's more disappointed than when Starkiller was destroyed

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The saddest little meow-meow to ever meow

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hux stole the catalytic converter off Kylo's Silencer so he couldn't go haring off on idiotic missions without informing him.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All their knowledge is concentrated in the fields of 'killing' and 'maiming', they're really not paying much attention to anything else...

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Love their fashion choices evolving!

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I mean, there's always a corpse, whatever they get up to. Surely Hux can see why he'd be confused.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Nobody checked. Nobody asked" is how all of Hux's reports about these incidents start.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stylist: Domhnall, you've been doing so well, *don't* put the belt on.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kylo's not going to Force-choke the man holding his dick hostage, that's for damn sure...

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ALWAYS a good time to re-read this one 🔥🔥🔥

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And the worst at returning to base when ordered

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Maybe the solution is fewer explosions 🤔😑

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Finally discovered after hiding in exile for decades!

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fingers crossed for the new meds! 🤞

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hux was relaxing in the warmer waters at the shoreline before Kylo stumbled over the rocks and started POINTING at him like he's never seen an Arkanisian's aquatic form.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In September 2022, I tweeted a silly little thread about centaur Kylo trying and failing to get farrier Hux to shoe him without revealing that he's a centaur. Four years later, I've FINALLY polished it up and got it on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/92525926

archiveofourown.org

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sometimes I imagine the disaster-couple that Llewyn and Jon from Frank would be.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Entrancing and off-putting in equal measure.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This wouldn't keep happening if Kylo didn't keep escaping 😤

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trudgen looks sadly at the frothing corpse of another would-be paramour. A cute, brightly-coloured frog hops off their palm. Trudgen scoops it up, cooing. Maybe next time he'll remember to get them to put gloves on before handing them a poisonous frog. But maybe not.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 10/09/2026