PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 9hgnome shot out of a cannon and drilled a hole through my chest like kid goku did to king piccolo 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 9hThe only way to get people to call a character Bisexual is when they're a Lesbian that men find attractive 010
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 10h9 year old mamdani roasting warden's grandson during the 3rd maelstromstatic.klipy.comJogo Burning NanamiALT: Jogo Burning Nanami 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11hLook at how weird his patron lines are, The Hidden King wants him to STAY with Fairfax and tighten his contract, while the ArchMother wants to LEAVE Fairfax. It really seems to imply that whatever magic keeps him animated is interfering with his freewill to some degree. 110
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 15hYou can't just cut it off before he says the fairfax bloodline was made by god to finish the work god didn't complete lol 0420
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 15hDeadman Danny might genuinely have the best voicelines in the entire game 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'mmmmm so draunkkkkk lolllll does a perfect double pirouette oh shit did you guys see that 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 13/10/2026House specter stole all the water out of my tea kettle 000
Reposted by PossiblyLandoStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Himfluencer. @theonion.com 171721161
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I only believe in an afterlife if it makes a joke funnier 010
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Fool, I've used the direction resonance of my Fushigi balls to stop your heart. 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Columbus Day doesn't even get you the day off work so I'm glad he's burning in hell 100
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The magic police will shoot you if you're in possession of illegal toads 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 12/10/2026^ Trying to escape from the giant cave spider's nest 010
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 12/10/2026That dude on youtube shorts who just adds some inane comment to the start of a clip before playing it pisses me off. You add no value to society. 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I smile when the Biddy Blas voice lines show up on my TL, what a guy 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Fell out of my car on the freeway like peter griffin and a meteor struck it right as it smashed into a 4 car pileup 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Guy tried to mug me but the fool activated my luck aura and a swerved off the road, smashing him into a wall and turning him into a red mist. But it also hit a fire hydrant so now my clothes are wet. 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Never forget Blexas 2024 Election hopium psychosis that was a time for sure 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Just annihilated a guy after he dared to backtalk me, total soul extinction 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026That is PRECISELY the reason you look at X, it's absolutely the funniest place to just observe 100
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026nice try mr president the only thing thats 'super intelligent' is me 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026give your private data to corporations it can only be a good thing for you in the long run 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Normally it's not an issue cause it's like, really cool and gross and stuff. Usually I just use it when someone dies in the mall and I dont want to call the janitor over okay man I'm like- my necromancy is lvl 3. 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I don't know where he's buried and I'm too broke to buy a plane ticket so someone else is gonna have to use their necromancy spells I don't have the range upgrades unlocked yet sorry I have to be touching the corpse to activate the revive spell 100
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Freud was a coward who kowtowed to rich incestous pedophiles, but also it would be really funny to revive him with necromancy and give him unrestricted internet access 100
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Okay hes gone you guys saw that fucking lunatic right who walks around with a giant fucking sword dude I work at a mall kiosk its like 2pm a fucking Tuesday who the hell was that 😕 010
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026ah, yes that is the pillar of god. It showed up here quite some time ago, apparently anyone who climbs it will have their one truest wish granted, but nobody has ever succeded. 110
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026points up at the sky have you ever considered the gravity of the world and how it extends far above us, isn't it weird all of like is pulled along by gravity like sand pushed by desert winds? when you look back down I'm gone 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Complete aside, why do like a dozen different people do the exact same format for these game 'pitch' videos In this game youre a [x] whos been [backstory] and its your goal to [goal] Makes every game seem like identical slop even when they're very interesting outside the terrible pitches 2130
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A week of caramel just wasn't enough for you. Your heart knows nothing but greed. 060
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Using an image of the food I just bit into to dox the size of my teeth 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 10/10/2026the tube gave me magic but I have to split my stats because the tube gave me a terrible spell list and I cant level up the tube spells and they all scale off charisma which I have like an 11 in 010
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 10/10/2026sorcerers dont have to deal with all this they just get their shit for free 110
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm too at peace with my current place in the universe to develop a god complex how am I going to pass wizard school 000
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Wordgirl villains were so funny I just remeembered Chuck the evil sandwich making guy whos head is inexplicably a sandwich and his brother is also a sandwich aaaaah saw a bug 010
PossiblyLando @notlando.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My beta design was alot worse but they still kept motifs so thats why I kinda look like this now okay its a condition 000
