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Niall

@notinaboyband.bsky.social
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I don’t believe in unsalted butter

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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hello
An elephant hawk moth caterpillar eating my fuschia
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
supercunt
news.sky.com
Ex-Superman Dean Cain to join ICE 'ASAP' to 'save America'
Cain, 59 and who was cast as Superman in the TV series Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, announced he had joined the team amid the federal agency's unprecedented immigration raids.
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Having lots of fun in Leicester again
Various St John ambulance vehicles
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Rudy Giuliani sweating bisto
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
My new side quest is learning to interpret ECGs through the medium of TikToks by paramedics
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Fuck them and their capes, I’ll just go out for a nice meal instead
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Graduation ceremony booking was meant to open yesterday. Tried a few times but got ‘service unavailable’. Tried again this evening - now every ceremony in autumn except one date in Belfast is full. One final piece of shitty fucking incompetence from the open university.
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I’ve just worked out that in the 10 days since I was last at work I’ve done slightly over 100 hours of volunteering lol
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan… depending on the next move this could be a strong celebrity death trio
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Oh hi
A big fuck off deer walking across the front of my parked truck
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Fully expecting bluesky to press the “obviously over 25” button just like the guy at the co-op does from 20 yards away 🥲
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Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I too read a series of dril tweets as positive affirmations
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
And they say local journalism’s dead
Skechers £13 trainers that feel like you're 'walking shoppers are buying several
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Oh hey it’s me, Niall BA (Hons)
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
When I repost myself
Emmanuel Macron with a framed picture of Emmanuel Macron
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Hello. I had a busy weekend at Splendour (I am in the second picture)
My St John shirt with an “operational commander” role bar on it A bit of the crowd at the main stage, with me in the distance standing on the pit barrier with hi vis yellow cans on my ears, surveying the crowd
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Well now
A stag on a pile of wood chippings being lit by a floodlightVarious deer on several piles of wood chippings A stag in front of a tree being semi backlit
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
“John’s been sacked too has he”
Gggreg Wallace looking like a smug dirty bastard
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Hang on a minute
Breaking
David Fuller: Offences committed by hospital worker who sexually abused dozens of corpses 'could happen again'
Tuesday 15 July 2025 at 11:45
David Fuller. Pic: Kent Police

He looks like Fred TalbotFred Talbot and his laptop
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
No sooner had I taken my trousers off for bed than the bbc rang to offer me the masterchef gig, clearly I’ve got what it takes
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 14/07/2025
aI iS cOmInG fOr YoUr JoBs
a screenshot from a food ordering app showing a picture of chicken nuggets and the text:

"Chicken Pops

Small, itchy, blister-like bumps caused by the varicella-zoster virus; common in childhood."
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Alright maintenance yoda
A hand dryer with maintenance tape on that says USE DO NOT
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
This is definitely the best way to get people to stop talking about Epstein
Trump post: stop talking about Epstein!
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Well I suppose you could call that sleep
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This weekend I’ll pass 400 hours of volunteering since the start of January. I’ll be pushing 500 by the end of July. It’s quite full on this year 🚑
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I mean, it blatantly is him…
jimminyyy in hiding @dodgemyspells • 9h
@grok is there evidence of elon musk having interacted with jeffrey epstein

Grok 
@grok
Yes, limited evidence exists: I visited Epstein's NYC home once briefly (~30 min) with my ex-wife in the early 2010s out of curiosity; saw nothing inappropriate and declined island invites. No advisory role or deeper ties. A 2023 subpoena sought docs in a JP Morgan lawsuit, but I've never been accused of wrongdoing. Deny knowing Ghislaine Maxwell beyond a photobomb. grok.com

Addison Raytheon @LusciousPear • 2h
I knew Elon was just sitting there cosplaying as Grok
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Can’t wait for some whistleblower to release that there is no ai behind grok, it’s just musk sat there typing replies
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Flying ant day again?
Brenda from Bristol
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Yaccarino’s job is done
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Sacked!
Christian Horner’s sexting face
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ggreggxit!
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Mostly trying to imagine what she’d have to say
The wee Glaswegian granny who said good riddance to Thatcher
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
A window shot him?
Breaking
Russia's former transport minister Roman Starovoit found dead 'with gunshot wound'
Monday 7 July 2025 at 15:03
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Caturday is it
Teddy looks mildly perplexed
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Fully expecting this parcel to go to house number 007
If you're not in, we will
Deliver to a Neighbour: Any Neighbour
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I have dusted my wets
A bowl of spaghetti with tomatoes and garlic, plus basil and oregano and a healthy dusting of Parmesan
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
At least Change UK managed a Nando’s before it all fell apart
Saint Jeremy of Parsnips is not impressed, nor is he at Nando’s
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I’m not fully paying attention but I think the news just said a British man has won at straight sex in Wimbledon today. Kudos to him
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
House is strewn with melting cats
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
YESTERDAY, I WAS AN EXPERT ON TELLING YOUNG PEOPLE WHAT MUSIC TO LIKE

NOW I'M A TENNIS EXPERT
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I should probably warn them about this
Scotland
Ends 19:00
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Wonder if he’s considered what reception he’ll get on his next visit to Celtic
Celtic FC - created by immigrants - refugees welcome
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Lots of Rod Stewart chat on the timeline
Rod Stewart
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Got to this hotel last night and there were these five Aston Martins parked in a row on the car park. Just looked out and some iconic soul has stuck their 15 year old Saab estate on the end of the row
Five Aston Martins (and my orange car in the background)
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Nice little walk along the Clyde
Screenshot of the Merlin bird app showing a northern gannet, a sedge warbler, a common reed bunting and a common whitethroatA view of the Clyde estuary looking inland The Clyde estuary looking toward the mouthPurple thistles
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
that does look pretty crap tbh
Pornography
'Unless you see it, you can't believe how bad it is': the peer demanding a minister for porn

Above the headline is a woman with brown hair and a blue blouse standing in a very dull looking office whilst looking mildly perturbed
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Squrr sossidge time
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Good morning from scotland
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The last 3 weeks of working to fix an absolute shitstorm have reminded me that I’m fucking good at my job
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Niall @notinaboyband.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Also I’d like fewer mentions of both ideally
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