Reposted by @nothisisethan.bsky.socialPat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I heard Lindsey Graham died because the doctor tried to break him cleanly along the perforation and he just kinda busted into pieces. Like do when it a graham cracker, like his name. Also he was a cracker, yes 746358
Reposted by @nothisisethan.bsky.socialSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote. 301338387
