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Friendly neighborhood cryptid haunting the skyline. Just an eldritch horror doing my level best to be helpful. Pronouns: Ominous they/them.

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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, this end title punched me in the gut. Probably shouldn't have watched this episode on my lunch right before a work meeting.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This comic panel pops into mind so often.
Comic in black and white of Rebecca Sugar, the creator of Steven Universe, growling, “MAKE IT GAYER.” Behind them stand her crew saluting.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so proud of my himbo cat. He finally figured out how to jump up on my lap from the left side. It took all his brainpower to finally become an ambijumper.
Picture of Derek Zoolander making a model pose
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, Kanopy knows its audience. “Jessica Lange is back on TV? The gays LOVE Jessica Lange. We got any Jessica Lange in the back?”
Kanopy spotlight poster for The Great Lillian Hall:

Lillian Hall (Jessica Lange), an actress who is synonymous with Broadway, has never missed a performance throughout her long, illustrious career. Not for her daughter, not for illness, not for any reason. Yet in the rehearsals leading to her next Broadway production, her confidence is challenged.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Correct assessment! mydialect.us/quiz-extende...
A heat map from “mydialect” indicating the respondent’s dialect is most like that of the coastal Pacific region and/or Nevada, while being least like the dialect of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not having Pelia in SNW 4x07 was a miss.
Timmy the living doll and Tabitha the witch from the Passions soap opera
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Objectively the most perfect Pokéstop that can exist. #PokémonGO
Pokémon GO map screen with a street shaped like a Poké Ball. Beside it is a Power Spot with a Dynamax Eevee
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lifelong defender of The Simpsons here! Even if an episode doesn’t make me laugh, it still makes me smile, and that’s good enough. When this special episode (non-canonically) confirmed what state Springfield is in, I *cackled*.
Poster for The Simpsons: Yellow Mirror, featuring Bart Simpson falling through a cracked yellow glass.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Behold the Slop Emoji! (Done v. sloppily *by hand* in Procreate.)
The Robot Emoji combined with the Face Vomiting Emoji
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was curious about this very thing. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
A puppet with the most amazing, golden tubular curls
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A friend of mine decorated a cake for a Voyager "Threshold" viewing party once.
A round cake featuring two rapidly-evolved amphibians in love on a swamp
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of my most deeply held beliefs about cinema is that there is no reason whatsoever for any film to have better graphics or production quality than Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008). Anything more than Repo! is diminishing returns.
Movie poster for Repo! The Genetic Opera, a film by Darren Lynn Bousman, featuring a masked man in a red surgeon suit.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Link to the Past is fine, I guess, but I never got why it was so high on many Zelda fans’ lists. Always suspected it came out at just the right time to be formative for a lot of players.
Box art of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you haven't seen Gentleman Jack on HBO, it has a lot of caning.
Anne Lister, wielding a cane and dressed as a gentleman, menacing "polite" society.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This Reddit post (from a user with an interest in spiders) suggests that Columbo’s Wife is an arachnid queen. They might be on to something there… www.reddit.com/r/television...
Captain Janeway as Queen Arachnia of the Spider People, from the Adventures of Captain Proton, played by Kate Mulgrew, AKA Mrs. Columbo
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The animation in #AvatarAang was beyond gorgeous. The movie was action-packed, but nothing felt rushed. I love it when filmmakers want you to see every second of the work they’ve put in. Animation needs to breathe!
Movie poster for Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender, featuring the Gaang and a mysterious hottie.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mongo is appalled at this blatant disrespect to Voyager. #NoContextSpoiler #StarTrek #SNW
A war criminal and a hologram with poor bedside manner stand in a holodeck on either side of a holographic Parasaurolophus, a hadrosaur who deserved better from the writers
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I tested out some orange-tinted Altius contact lenses today to help with my photosensitivity, and they work! Sure, they made me look like a vampire, but they also did this to the sky…
Photo of some warm, yellow palms set against a turquoise sky
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
She was excellent in Dust Bunny (2025) by the way, if you’ve got the HBO.
A woman who looks like she stepped out of the 1970s stands in an ornate hallway wearing an oddly patterned pant suit
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That was one of the most delicious, confident seasons of any television show I’ve ever seen. Florid, self-indulgent, and oddly specific. Infuriating to wait another year for more Sheila Atim majesty. #TheVampireLestat #IwtV
The Vampire Lestat on a microphone, commanding attention in a crowded room.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Since Taylor Farms have been in the news lately…
A thorough tier ranking of bagged salad kits. It’s too much. “Mexican Style Street Corn”, lord, is number one.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I just realized with delight that I’m visiting the exact area of Torrance branch of the Superhero Dispatch Network is located. This area is…medium. #Dispatch
View of a bland corporate low-rise in a bland office park area of a city that I’m too kind to call bland, but others might describe it as such.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I hadn’t seen the Bebu episode of Choju Sentai Liveman (1988) since the first time I watched the LatAm Spanish dub in ~1992, and I would have sworn up and down that silvery helmet was a sea green. Also, zero memory of the horn on the back of the helmet. Memory is slippery.
A man sits next to an alien in forest and lime green wearing a horned silver helmet.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Mongo is appalled. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Don...
A drive-thru donut shop called The Donut Hole shaped like a giant donut one drives through. Slogan reads, “It’s the quality”
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Who would have thought that Rosemary was the villain of the season? I’m kidding, she’s incredible. Also a menace. #WidowsBay
Actress Dale Dickey sits hunched at a yellowed, boxy computer, looking dubiously to the side
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"We don't usually see each other's banners. Here's mine! Quote with yours!" (I'm a gamer living in California who likes espookys; the Dark Watchers in Super Mario pair perfectly with my Mothmanly vibe.)
Banner for profile Nothing Edifying that reads, "Friendly neighborhood cryptid haunting the skyline. Just an eldritch horror doing my level best to be helpful. Pronouns: Ominous they/them."

Banner image is of the shadowy figures from Shiverburn Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2. Search "Hell Valley Sky Tree" (one word) to read about that!
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Very first thought when I saw Becerra had overtaken Hilton…
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’ve been on a garlic sauce chips kick, and man am I glad I work from home!
Lay’s Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce potato chips
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Relatedly, one of the best maps
Map of scone pronunciation in the UK and Ireland
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Crossfield-class is forever my favorite #StarTrek ship design. I love that it’s one of the only designs with inward-facing sections. Appropriate that it’s associated with a show that got bogged down by navel-gazing sometimes.
Starfleet ship that’s more geometric than most, with a saucer section involving a central sphere, inner ring, and outer ring
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just finished Outlander, and I’m wondering how many Jamie/Claire sex scenes this series had. Was it 15?
Scene from Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain (2001) with a woman staring across Paris. Caption reads, “She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below.”
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
As a supporter of Cascadian secession for going on two decades, my allegiances are clear. r/geographymemes has been a joy of late.
A map of the USA divided between “Cascadia” and “Megasota”. Overlay text reads, “I’m going to tell my kids this was the Civil War.”
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Just three more acts until LELEK!
Five women in white with facial tattoos. Two cover their mouths, two are blindfolded, and the center one screams.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
One of my tiny dreams is to convince the world “though” should be abbreviated “dho”, not “tho”. Tee and the /θ/ sound in “think” are both unvoiced consonants. Dee and the /ð/ sound in “that” are both voiced consonants. “Dho” is consistent. “Tho” always makes me think of this alien sweetie pie.
Chantho from Doctor Who, a very polite insectoid alien who starts every sentence with Chan and ends with Tho.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Observation: Encountering HK-47's dialogue tagging format in Knights of the Old Republic forever changed my own speech patterns.
Description: A very unfriendly brass-colored droid who would like to do his job. AKA, murders.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Can’t decide if I want everyone to watch Dust Bunny (2025) right very damn now because it’s a great movie, or if I just love everything Bryan Fuller, or if 3:1 aspect ratio is my kryptonite.
Ultra wide shot of a color-graded restaurant scene of what you might imagine is a family.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’ve decided to imagine the Kua-Tin in Dungeon Crawler Carl as the lungfish from Psychonauts because why not
Concept art of the noble citizens of Lungfishopolis
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Learn from Farscape’s ways!
Pilot, a crustacean alien from Farscape tapping a button with his claw. There is a soul behind those bulbous orange eyeballs.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Isabella Rosselini as Athena in the 1997 mini-series the Odyssey remains my favorite interpretation of my favorite Greek goddess.
A woman with a strangely metallic sheen to her skin and grey eyes looks off camera
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Finished the final Laundry Files book tonight, and I’m going to miss them. I loved The Merchant Princes books too, so I guess I should check out other series by Stross to avoid a book hangover.
Array of 15 books by Charles Stross
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
All in a flash, it occurred to me that Cole Allen has probably read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, so I’m preemptively annoyed at the journalists who will try to draw a dotty line connecting him to the Zizians. Look, the RatSphere is a messy Venn diagram of overlapping circles.
Nine overlapping circles, color-coded
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I think the only thing I learned from this article was this bit about the bunny suits. That was new to me, but absolutely fits.
Article text reads: LaSota, in particular, Danielson says, took the pandemic and the risk of Covid infection extremely seriously.
When anyone left the lot, whether for court appearances or errands, they wore full-body dust suits and full-face respirators, the kind that resemble a gas mask. When they returned, they would sanitize their suits, gloves, masks, and shoes — anything that had been exposed — using UV lights and sanitizer, Danielson says. "If one of us messed up the containment process, which I think I did once, then I was in quarantine from the rest of them for a few weeks."
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#Pokopia really missed a golden opportunity to right an ancient wrong.
Pixel art from the original Pokémon depicting the discovery of Mew under a truck in Vermilion City.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The solar system is in most ways dead average — it’s a coin flip whether a star system is solitary or binary/multiple — but we do have that one particularly standout feature: Eclipses. They’re rare enough that the alien nature documentaries about us would be titled Planet Eclipse.
Photo of a moon improbably 400 times smaller than the star of the planet it orbits, simultaneously 400 times closer.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Finally learned what mogging meant, and I involuntarily snorted. People actually care about that? For real? How embarrassing. If you're wondering what I thought it meant, I was too busy thinking about Moogles.
Illustration of three Moogles from Final Fantasy mogging around.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Watching 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple like like cruelty, compassion, and camp were the three ingredients Alex Garland chose to create the perfect little movie.
Intro frames from The Powerpuff Girls, showing a professor combining sugar, spice, everything nice, and Chemical X.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I like how this little #Pokopia plaza is slowly shaping up. Using crypts as “houses” is such a good way to get the pokeys interacting more.
Night scene from Pokopia of a plaza populated (pokulated?) by various pocket monsters. flanked by string lights with a portal into the stars at the end of it.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Eventually, a hard science fiction show will have the gumption to make their wormhole / jump gate / mass driver / whatever thing look like a Mario Kart Launch Star. Whimsy has a place in hard SF! Pretending it doesn’t is just tedious fear of looking uncool.
A yellow star-shaped object with a star-shaped hole in the center that you could drive a go-kart through.
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Volcanic ash is the common enemy that unifies all Pokopia players.
Pokopia text meme that reads, “the devs could have made their point with half the volcanic ash but ok”
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Nothing Edifying @nothingedifying.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The Pokopia April Fools event was delightful, all those pokeys roasting each other.
A Rock Type Pokémon that looks like a tree stands next to a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Type decoration that looks like a rock pretending to be a tree. The Pokémon looks confounded at this disrespect.
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