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Jack

@nothingbutflowers.bsky.social
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Scottish, work in politics, semicolon enjoyer. Own views etc. 🏳️‍🌈🔶

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 8h
I fucking hate people telling me they still post on x because they don’t get as many likes on bluesky. My income reduced by 81% when I moved from twitter to bluesky. It has never remotely recovered. Please forgive me if I find your commitment to fake internet points hard to stomach.
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 11h
I’m really not helping myself, am I.
A screenshot of my notifications with an email one highlighted from Whittard of Chelsea with the subject line

“Today’s craving? Cinnamon Roll Hot Chocolate”
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 22h
Me: this salted caramel hot chocolate always makes me feel sick whenever I make it Also me:
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Shrek and Donkey: Wow! Let's Do That Again!
Alt: Shrek and Donkey: Wow! Let's Do That Again!
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got my old hi-fi fixed and in short We are so back
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tell me you used AI to write this quote without telling me you used AI
Bex Tonks, founder and farmer of St Ewe Free Range Eggs which commissioned the research, said: "Dippy eggs and soldiers are so much more than just a breakfast, they're one of Britain's great food rituals.

"Whether it's your favourite egg cup, a parent cutting your soldiers just the way you liked them, or the anticipation of that first perfectly golden dip, they're little moments of joy that stay with us for life." 

However, even dippy eggs appear to have rolled with the gastronomic
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Decided that at least this trend isn’t stealing all your data, it was hard to resist so Me and my 9 albums
A selfie of me walking by a wall, wearing gold wire-rimmed glasses, a grey Bennetton t-shirt, and an open red shirt on topMy 9 albums
Music For People In Trouble - Susanne Sundfør
Grey Tickles, Black Pressure - John Grant
Debut - Björk
Hunky Dory - David Bowie
Version 2.0 - Garbage
Kin - iamamiwhoami
Profound Mysteries II - Röyksopp
Stop Making Sense - Talking Heads
I Love You, It’s a Fever Dream - The Tallest Man On Earth
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"To find out if there any Siva Edwardians for sale contact me on sv1172 at aol dot com." www.sivaedwardian.co.uk
sivaedwardian.co.uk
Home
The history and Edwardian style vehicles of Siva Engineering
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any knowledge I have of The Traitors is and shall be incidental, much like the World Cup
A ginger cat in a bath with all but its head underwater, looking relaxed. There is a subtitle reading

“unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.”
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Scottish Liberal Democrats @scotlibdems.org.uk · 02/10/2026
🚨 Lib Dem GAIN Wick and East Caithness Congratulations to our newest councillor Julie Calder! A stonking victory in the SNP council leader's own ward🔶
LIB DEM GAIN.

Julie Calder.

Wick and East Caithness.
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stupid question but like it's been so long... does one eat a full pack of Super Noodles in one sitting? Like with other things as well such as chicken?
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Blocktober everyone! You’re all blocked. None of you are free from sin.
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mood
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Tom Gordon MP @tomgordonld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I listened to Ed Davey on the Today programme this morning, and frankly, I think he missed the point. The idea that we're keeping the triple lock to help millennials is at best for the birds, and at worst downright insulting. I say that as a millennial.
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did squats while brushing my teeth for the first time in a long time and I think I pulled something in my thigh
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Sophie Hatter: It's Not Easy Being Old
Alt: Sophie Hatter: It's Not Easy Being Old
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I nearly tried to put “brown sauce
A screenshot of a crossword with the highlighted clue being “Accompaniment to fish and chips (5,4)”
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just starting on John Pertwee’s stint and it’s a bit weird going to colour episodes after 8 years worth of black and white
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just walking to the station and saw 7 new/ new-ish cars in a row which were all either grey, white, or black. All completely different makes and models too: BMW X3, Mini hatchback, Honda e:Ny1, Dacia Spring, Renault Captur etc. like why is everything going so monochrome
Withered wojak meme
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hardly know her!
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love Devon 🔶🫡
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am not, as they say, going to do a Mitt Romney
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry these cannot be real
A screenshot of a solved word puzzle where the clue is “Regional words for woodlice”

The four answers are
Billybuttons
Ticktocks 
Crunchybats
Pishamares
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thought I’d try to challenge myself with a “word of the day” to fit at least once into the correspondence I write. Went to the Collins Dictionary website and their word of the day today is “mizzle”. 🫠
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Misread this as “when I pay in twinks”
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Virtually staged" living room please go away www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 1 bedroom flat for sale on Rightmove
1 bedroom flat for sale in 47 Friars Street, Inverness, IV1 for £110,000. Marketed by Tailormade Moves, Inverness
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never been a comic book person (my version as a kid was Auto Trader, I bought it every week), but seeing the people going around Glasgow this weekend for Comic-Con has made me think if I ever did cosplay it'd definitely be either Dale Cooper or the Second Doctor
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is NO evidence that asylum seekers pose a particular risk to women. There is NO data showing they are any more dangerous than any other man. And no, memes and random highly manipulated graphs on social media don't count! Every time a claim surfaces suggesting otherwise, it is debunked🤷‍♀️
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw an American tourist run toward the door in Greggs holding a 4-pack of sausage rolls (assuming she put them back before she went out) and on the phone going “I don’t know, it’s too complicated!”
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think you’ll find it’s actually Werner the Herzog
A crossword app with the 2 Down answer highlighted. The clue is “___ the Hedgehog, video game character created by Sega in 1991 (5)” the answer is Sonic
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Right perhaps a strange question but if I wanted to go out for the evening, whether to a bar or nightclub or just out, what do I need to do during the day to actually manage it? Like as it stands I’m usually pretty exhausted by this time of the evening and physically don’t feel able to go out.
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ScotRail panopticon
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been listening to BBC Americast since about mid-2024 and have just unsubscribed because I’ve really had enough of Justin Webb
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this
Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just remembered another one to add to this list: Mushrooms
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 3️⃣1️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
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MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bin baby. 🥺 Photo from my collection, 1966.
Photo of a dilute orange tabby kitten looking up brightly from where it is sitting in a very small translucent plastic bathroom trash bin. It’s on a white linoleum bathroom floor with two mint green bath mats.
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No context Doctor Who
A screenshot of the Dr Who episode “The Dominators” in which Jamie McCrimmon is stood up a ladder wearing a kilt, and the character Cully is looking up from below him
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I had a penny for each time I’d spotted Pam Duncan-Glancy in the same street in the south side of Glasgow I’d have 2p. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Summers due to climate change:
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The “that damned smile” meme with the second panel being Vučko from the 1984 Sarajevo Olympics
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Apple Music will never acknowledge this but I listen to the Twin Peaks theme multiple times every day
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Logged onto my work laptop to finish off something I started earlier, did it, then accidentally hit alt+F4 and closed my browser losing all the work I’d done
Ben Affleck holding a cigarette meme
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ngl i feel like, as someone who has never been much of a TV series person and whose idea of a "binge watch" is two episodes in one go, starting the original Doctor Who from S1E1, with its 500+ episodes, was perhaps a mistake
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MP Recall 🏛️ I named 67/649 current MPs in five minutes. 🟥 13/403 LAB 🟦 4/118 CON 🟧 39/71 LD ⬜ 1/11 IND 🩵 2/8 REF 🟨 1/8 SNP 🟢 5/5 GRN 🟫 1/1 RB 🟦🟥 1/1 TUV Can you beat me? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mprecall/
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MP Recall — How many MPs can you remember?
Name as many current UK MPs as you can in five minutes.
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Potential sacrilege and I realise we’re only 15 minutes in but I’m not wholly convinced by Nigella #GBBO
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh yeah I found this controversial product in Sarajevo
A packet of Jaffa Cakes with the description “Biscuit with fruit jelly covered with chocolate”
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LGBT+ Liberal Democrats 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @pluslibdems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We now move to the vote. The conference floor votes overwhelmingly in favour of the motion 🎉
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you say Twitter is still working for you, you're announcing that you've managed to plug your ears to all the horrors going on there and are just living in denial to what's going on around you, sort of your own personal ZONE OF INTEREST experience.
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Jack @nothingbutflowers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s a funny kind of irony in the Countryside Alliance’s latest campaign, “Rural Reset” using a promotional video which is entirely AI
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