🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026why do you think I kept the arrows in? 010
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026what do you mean hallucination? he’s right there 👉 010
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Baradglǔ, one glue to bind them all 020
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Before you criticize me, you should know I change his outfit every day ☺️ 4173
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I wonder if I can make it vibrate? 1150
Reposted by 🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark LordCatSnuggler01 @catsnuggler01.bsky.social · 09/10/2026New looks at Barad-Dur in Rings of Power! www.aol.com/articles/bui... 03211
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I thought this was better than a headboard for my bed. It has that je ne sais quoi. 080
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Did someone let the balrog in here again? NO PETS IN THE SMITHY!!!! 070
Reposted by 🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The sun may yet shine 🌿 Rivendell, acrylic on linen canvas. I love the effect of the gold paint. It seems like the darkness of night is falling, until the light hits the canvas right, and it all comes to life. #Tolkien #Art 34113
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Listen, have you ever tried smithing without a beard? It’s a nightmare 😮💨 1122
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Look, I did fuck around but it’s not like I intended to find out. 071
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i’ve never felt this energetic before 🛞 010
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Due to personal reasons, I am going to focus on my negative feelings from now on. 1203
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Me to a group of orcs that just want to go to bed: I think my good intentions really should outweigh the disastrous results. You know, at least I did something. 2151
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 31/07/2026There. All healed up. ☺️static.klipy.comSpooky Volcano of DoomALT: Spooky Volcano of Doom 060
Reposted by 🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I was dancing in a glade… My interpretation of Sauron corrupting Galadriel’s first meeting with Celeborn. #TROP #Haladriel 94919
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Like that, yes! Now don’t move and don’t say anything. 060
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026*giggles* *twirls hair* So, do you come around here often? 080
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It’s like I am playing with my dolls or smth 010
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Who are you calling weird? Maybe you’re weird and we are normal! 😌 010
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Look. 😐 They broke into my house and stole my things. And I ate that guy, I didn’t do nothing. 070
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Damn, how many times we need to practice this dramatic entrance until all three of you get it right?! 😤 0214
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026When you arm wrestle with your besties and they take it a little too seriously 12312
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Here, boy! Who’s the bestest boy? 🐶 02610
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026High five! 💥 (you just had to be there, I guess)static.klipy.comFire Beeker MuppetALT: Fire Beeker Muppet 041
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026which ring I don’t have a ringstatic.klipy.comShhh QuietALT: Shhh Quiet 110
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026So sad I killed Celebrimbor and now I have no idea what I’m doing 🎻 0110
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Bored. I wonder what’s the worst thing I could do? 2180
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Siri, how does one join a marriage? 0130
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Just a simple 12 steps skin routine where I remove someone’s skin and absorb it through osmosis. Does wonders for the complexion. 110
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Sorry, force of habit *giggles twirls hair* 010