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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord

@nothalbrand.bsky.social
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why do you think I kept the arrows in?
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
shoes are a no-go I fear
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
what do you mean hallucination? he’s right there 👉
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Baradglǔ, one glue to bind them all
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Before you criticize me, you should know I change his outfit every day ☺️
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sauron standing in his forge with the remains of a dead orc after a failed Ring forging, the corpse of Celebrimbor in thr background. Text post from @mayaisfiya:
never dating an academic again cause i am sitting here shaking and crying while citing my ex's research
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wonder if I can make it vibrate?
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CatSnuggler01 @catsnuggler01.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New looks at Barad-Dur in Rings of Power! www.aol.com/articles/bui...
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought this was better than a headboard for my bed. It has that je ne sais quoi.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
how do you know that??? how? h…
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did someone let the balrog in here again? NO PETS IN THE SMITHY!!!!
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🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The sun may yet shine 🌿 Rivendell, acrylic on linen canvas. I love the effect of the gold paint. It seems like the darkness of night is falling, until the light hits the canvas right, and it all comes to life. #Tolkien #Art
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, have you ever tried smithing without a beard? It’s a nightmare 😮‍💨
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yeah, I’m def not straight
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Look, I did fuck around but it’s not like I intended to find out.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me in my Tevildo era.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i’ve never felt this energetic before 🛞
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Due to personal reasons, I am going to focus on my negative feelings from now on.
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Screenshot of Annatar talking to Celebrimbor in The Rings of Power with a tumblr post from carcassfrotting: sorry i accidentally called you "my victim" when someone asked about our relationship status. it will happen again.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me to a group of orcs that just want to go to bed: I think my good intentions really should outweigh the disastrous results. You know, at least I did something.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There. All healed up. ☺️
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Spooky Volcano of Doom
ALT: Spooky Volcano of Doom
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🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was dancing in a glade… My interpretation of Sauron corrupting Galadriel’s first meeting with Celeborn. #TROP #Haladriel
Illustration of Galadriel in a white dress dancing with Sauron in a forest at night. They are surrounded by trees and fireflies
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey, boy. Go fetch!
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
not the vampire show audioooo 😭
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Are you lost, bbgirl? 😏
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Like that, yes! Now don’t move and don’t say anything.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*giggles* *twirls hair* So, do you come around here often?
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s like I am playing with my dolls or smth
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It also vibrates 😌
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Who are you calling weird? Maybe you’re weird and we are normal! 😌
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Look. 😐 They broke into my house and stole my things. And I ate that guy, I didn’t do nothing.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Damn, how many times we need to practice this dramatic entrance until all three of you get it right?! 😤
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
James said hi 🔥
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When you arm wrestle with your besties and they take it a little too seriously
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here, boy! Who’s the bestest boy? 🐶
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The offer still stands 🎀
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
High five! 💥 (you just had to be there, I guess)
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Fire Beeker Muppet
ALT: Fire Beeker Muppet
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
which ring I don’t have a ring
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Shhh Quiet
ALT: Shhh Quiet
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
okay, second worst?
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So sad I killed Celebrimbor and now I have no idea what I’m doing 🎻
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bored. I wonder what’s the worst thing I could do?
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nah, let him cook.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh. Now I get it.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Imma watch a little first though
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Siri, how does one join a marriage?
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just a simple 12 steps skin routine where I remove someone’s skin and absorb it through osmosis. Does wonders for the complexion.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sorry, force of habit *giggles twirls hair*
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Imagine how I feel…
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
But do go on 🍿
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
😏
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