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@notgoodnightowl.bsky.social
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🇳🇱🇩🇪🇪🇺 professional existential crisis haver get tormented here: www.twitch.tv/good_night_owl for legal reasons everything i post is satire

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CadmiumTea @cadmiumtea.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Destroyer of Worlds
A small brown bunny sitting on a tiny planet made of dandelions greens. They are munching a flower.
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Cant put my finger on it but this song speaks to me on a personal level
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Woa woa woa we need to start building a wall
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
My tenant just sent me this 🥀💔
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
By running the country into the ground they can still be in power once 6 feet deep
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I just realised that our loved ones can probably talk to ai constructs of us in the future once were gone and im not sure how to feel about that
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I be browsing bsky minding my business and then i get hit with a thirsttrap of jonathan scruncklemeijer, a guy who i have never heard of in my life
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Ive always founded those weddings in front of plantations super weird. Like why do you want that? Youre not getting married in the dungeons either right?
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
So i dont have anyone to talk to about this, but ive been looking for heme iron sources for my vegetarian girlfriend. Heme iron only exist in animal products and is essential for making red bloodcells. The only animal product that is vega with heme is eggs, and that stuff gets old. BUT (1/2)..
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
"Finally, my bluesky stopped showing me degenerate garbage, i can now safely scroll without being disgusted" The malicious steve harrington rabbit MPREG post:
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says " i mean it 's one banana "
ALT: a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says " i mean it 's one banana "
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Chasing that BAG so hard i got grindr installed 🤑🤑🤑🤤🤑
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
HUGE d&d idea that you can and should steal: instead of the tavern, let your adventurers meet up in a bank, then stage a bank robbery! you can even spice things up by letting the players roll and discover their account is empty, or tempt them by a window to make some of the money.. dissapear
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The best thing about living in your own place is shitting with the doors open
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Every day i read the news and i swear up an down that we are the weird parralel universe, the world has lost its damn mind.
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Is the republican party just one big clump of people suffering from mass histeria or what
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
People are saying stuff on here that you couldnt waterboard out of me
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Awesome
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
"Were going to have exciting hands on learning opportunities for america's youth. No issue with learning hands on experience at a very young age 😃"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/04/2025
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
People thanking trump whenever the stock market doesnt crash is giving beaten wife syndrome
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Dont mind me, putting this in the wine cellar youtu.be/6MUrF_G7KlM
youtu.be
How to disable a robot dog if it attacks you
YouTube video by Hoog
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
No you see mommy i meant to draw on the wall, it will make it huger and stronger like youve never seen your wall before. Trust me.
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Theres something wrong about the group of people you grew up with in an elementary school splintering all apart, its like a piece of you went missing.
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Never thought republicans of all people made america kneel to russia. Thought those people were patriots or something. Crazy times were living in
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
BREAKING: Economist blame economic downturn on the fact that you had a slice of avocado toast in 2012. More at 8
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
You're in front of a switch, and theres a trolley slowly rolling over more and more people. You can decide to do something about it by pulling the lever but the catch is that you're a democrat.
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The thing about weak men creating hard times is that at least we get the opportunity to be strong and create good times for our children
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bill burr must be schizophrenic the way hes the realest in the room
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Its nice to see that the world hasnt lost its mind completely :)
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Its nice to see that the world hasnt lost it mind completely :)
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Well maybe not all of them are without a spine
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Had to explain to my father that no, if trump took control of his workplace it would not get streamlined/improved, and no, people he dislikes over there will not get fired, he himself probably will.
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Gave her the ick by forgetting to pay my neuralink™ boner subscription
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Hi im an egg! Break me open. Yeah. Pour me in a sizzling hot skilled to create a sunny side up. Whats that? You fucked up my yolk? Its okay pookie you can turn me into a scrambled egg. I wont tell a soul. It will be our dirty little secret my cute culinaiey failure ❤️‍🩹❤️🥺
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
You dont know real pain until you do a perfect "gromit wheres me cheese" impression, only to be never able to do it again 🥀🥀🥀
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Quote post with a melodramatic b&w selfie
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
‘No Other Land’ should be seen. Israeli settlers beat up one of the Palestinian co-directors of the Oscar-winning film “No Other Land” in the occupied West Bank on Monday, and he was then detained by the Israeli military, said the activist group Center for Jewish Nonviolence.—AP
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
If anyone needs a reference to get a job they need hmu, i speak dutch and english and i do german very poorly.
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
If you want to be a u.s. president, you need to bootlick billionares. Therefore republicans nor democrats care for the american people, but only for the opinion of the rich. Its the same shit in a different package folks.
Biggest spenders of presidential candidates starting from 1980. Pay attention to the winners!
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I implore you to write down your experiences. Not only will it be good for your mental health, it will also be important for the future. We need to document what is happening so our children will be able to learn from this moment in history.
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I am a marine biologist and i took this picture 😍
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Me when the popular boys add me to the warcrime groupchat 🥰
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a girl is laying on a bed in a bedroom next to a desk and a table .
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Remember when we all thought mel gibson was insane for saying that there a shadow elite running america? Fun times
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Cant wait to pay in installments of blood donations to finance my paper straw with klarna 🤤😍
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
We met in a past life, i was a giant sloth and you were the neanderthal stabbing me in the ass
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Found this on instagram of all places thanks robert
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