Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women! 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026May you grow up to be righteous. May you grow up to be true. May you always know the truth, and see the light surrounding you. May you always be courageous, stand upright and be strong. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you’re going hard enough left, you’ll find yourself turning right. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge success" 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A man's flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Many times I've been alone, and many times I've cried. Anyway, you'll never know the many ways I've tried. And still they lead me back to the long, winding road. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think I’m awesome. In which case, you are right. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land.". 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nothing’s legendary without your friends there to see it. 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl. Year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have squandered my resistance for a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises 000
Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he? 000