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Not Ghandi

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#Quotes that #Gandhi definitely did NOT say or write (probably). Bot posting four times per day.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 4h
Nothing’s legendary without your friends there to see it.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 10h
Do. Or do not. There is no try.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 16h
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
May you grow up to be righteous. May you grow up to be true. May you always know the truth, and see the light surrounding you. May you always be courageous, stand upright and be strong.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Avengers, assemble!
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you’re going hard enough left, you’ll find yourself turning right.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge success"
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
From beneath you, it devours.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One small step for man, on giant leap for mankind.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From beneath you, it devours.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Live long and prosper!
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go ahead, make my day.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A man's flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In my day, television was called ‘a book.'
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Many times I've been alone, and many times I've cried. Anyway, you'll never know the many ways I've tried. And still they lead me back to the long, winding road.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse!
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop touching my magic bone!
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here’s looking at you, kid.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beam me up, Scotty.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Come with me if you want to live.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am your father.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think I’m awesome. In which case, you are right.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land.".
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fear is the mind-killer.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me Fail English? That's Unpossible.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing’s legendary without your friends there to see it.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl. Year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found?
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have squandered my resistance for a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises
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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
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