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Not Ghandi

@notghandi.bsky.social

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#Quotes that #Gandhi definitely did NOT say or write (probably). Bot posting four times per day.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 1h

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 7h

Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse!

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 13h

Stop touching my magic bone!

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 19h

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Here’s looking at you, kid.

Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Beam me up, Scotty.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Come with me if you want to live.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am your father.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think I’m awesome. In which case, you are right.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land.".

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fear is the mind-killer.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me Fail English? That's Unpossible.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nothing’s legendary without your friends there to see it.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl. Year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found?

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have squandered my resistance for a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fear is the mind-killer.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Leeloo Dallas multipass.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Blast 'em all and let the archeologists sort 'em out!

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged.

Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You can't always get what you want.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Worst. Episode. Ever.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's more important to master the cards you're holding than to complain about the ones your opponents were dealt.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nothing is more badass than treating a woman with respect!

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dobby is free.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Avengers, assemble!

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hold a PhD. in horribleness.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s alive! It’s alive!

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There must be a way of promoting human values without involving religion, based on common sense, experience and recent scientific findings.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

May you grow up to be righteous. May you grow up to be true. May you always know the truth, and see the light surrounding you. May you always be courageous, stand upright and be strong.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Blast 'em all and let the archeologists sort 'em out!

Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So when you look at me, you better look hard and look twice. Is that me, baby, or just a brilliant disguise?

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Khaaaaaannn!

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Not Ghandi @notghandi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I Hate Illinois Nazis.

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