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@notfcknsoryu.bsky.social
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langley / mil(f)-spec lesbian / social trauma SME / tourettes for unfunny shit /🔞/ check out my linktree: linktr.ee/goodend_dog PNWㅤshe/itㅤ↑21

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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I'm autistic and evervody hates me
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I am the transgender larry david
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I love it. it's also extraordinarily meloncholy in retrospect when you compare the tech opitmisim of the context within it was written with the reality of how it all played out
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I think the portrayal of Douglas MacArthur is my favorite bit in all of Cryptonimicon. he's almost a comic book movie character. if I were making a movie of Cryptonimicon I'd give him a character title card drop when he's introduced for the first time a la Birds of Prey
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
yeah true
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
your tetrapod ass WOULD have patellae
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I am perceived
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
gotta study but I can't focus because I need head more than I've ever needed it in my life
langley stands in front of her computer wearing dolphin shorts and a green t shirt. her nipples are clearly visible through the shirt
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
yeah
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
it's pretty cool that because sleep is a delayed reward you need to reach dopamine threshold to do it which means if you're depressed in just the right way you can just give up on falling asleep before exhaustion takes you around 5am
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
so depressed that I can't even self harm (play fallout 76)
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
you know what they say, there are old gooners and there are bold gooners but there are not old, bold, gooners
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
a work in progress
langley shows off a developing bruise on her thigh
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
world's shortest sad story: "harris bomberguy hair transplant"
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
inglourious basterds is such a deeply sexual movie, for me
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I was trying to remember the name of the director of The Fifth Element (Luc Besson) with a friend yesterday but I couldn't so I just called him "Le pedophile francaise" which in retrospect was quite redundant
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, "Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Ms. Langley, it’s too much." And I’ll say, "No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!"
Asuka from Evangelion looking cute and adorable and sweet and happy and look! she has an award for not messaging her fp in 24 hours! good for her
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
fucked I can't say "goy" anymore because now people will assume, incorrectly, that I'm antisemetic instead of assuming, correctly, that I'm jewish
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
the most common type of control systems within the human body is negative feedback. in a negative feedback loop, high amounts of the secreted substance inhibit it's own production. another example is when you're so horny you jerk off six times in 24hrs and then your dick hurts
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I have to be the hottest girl that just had magnets pulsed 5.5cm rostrally to her precentral gyrus for some reason
langley stands outside in a green tank top
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"she was trans everything, and what she wasn't trans she was post" - Neil Stephenson, Cryptonimicon
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
we were talking about our passover seder and I mentioned that I used an anti-zionist chagadah because I felt like it was important to acknowledge the genocide while celebrating our liberation
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
come on my guy if your excuse is that it's not genocide it's just "war crimes" (to which I said no, war crimes are between signatory powers this is crimes against humanity) then it's probably bad regardless
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
sometimes you'll be having a perfectly lovely conversation with your cousin and then they'll say something like "it's not genocide in gaza because the palestinians aren't a real ethnic group" and you have to go "thats a fucked up thing to say dude let's talk about something else"
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
coloring :)
netter's neuroscience coloring book :)
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I also relaly like Portland
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the bpd girl's lament
the I just need to meme with "I just need to get into a relationship"
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
sometimes I think about moving somewhere new but the thing about that is that I'd just be lonely there
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
it's fucked up that using _______ occupied government is an antisemetic dog whistle because we really do live in a polymarket occupied government
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
the girl I have a crush on but who will never love me back says it's cute that I want to be a dog curled up sleeping next to her computer chair so at least I've got that going for me
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
going to the harmacy do y'all need anything?
langley in a black buttoned tank top and mom jeans
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I think some two day old bruises would fix me
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
thank you!!
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Emma the Sewer Socialist @mayorseidel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A better world is possible, but a less pleasant Subway than Metro, and a less overnight Metro than Subway, and expectations of them will persist in benign forms, stamped with meaning carried over from past generations, like scar tissue grown over old wounds.
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
is not a better world possible?
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
can you believe this is the first dress i ever bought? from way back in 2020!
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm sorry, I've been remise in my duties of reminding you that I'm cute as a button. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me
langley faces the camera which is placed above eye level. she's in a dress that really shows of her cleavage
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the existence of day drinking implies the existence of night dehydrating
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I saw langley notfcknsoryu vibecoding with claude in the pale moonlight
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
could it bring a smile to my face
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
maybe visiting seattle will make me happy
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
this video will demonstrate how to stem leaks of sulfur hexafloride with belzona sf6 fix. using a suitable power tool, prepare the surface to a sspc sp11 bare metal standard with a minimum profile of 25 microns. then, use a brush and suitable cleaner/degreaser to clean the surfac
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
sometimes I think about a girl shoving her knife in my mouth telling me that I better open wide or she'll cut me and get light headed
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I agree !!!
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
they should um they should invent a mommy that pats u on ur head and takes care of u
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
complaining about the uselessness of no kings to my liberal dad and he goes "but I like it" as if the point of no kings isn't to give liberals something to like as a narcissistic form of false political action. you liking it is the point!
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ratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
vibe check your boyfriend by observing how he treats service staff, animals, and transgender women. DONT think about why transgender women are on the same list as animals and service staff
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
they really should invent surgery that turns you into a little girl and isn't bad for you
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I need an evil girl to gently cup my chin in her hands and look me deep in my eyes and tell me she loves me even though I'm not worthy and then she punches me in the stomach and laughs when I puke
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GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
depression cancled. reason: had burger
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