GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I think the portrayal of Douglas MacArthur is my favorite bit in all of Cryptonimicon. he's almost a comic book movie character. if I were making a movie of Cryptonimicon I'd give him a character title card drop when he's introduced for the first time a la Birds of Prey 150
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026gotta study but I can't focus because I need head more than I've ever needed it in my life 2270
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026it's pretty cool that because sleep is a delayed reward you need to reach dopamine threshold to do it which means if you're depressed in just the right way you can just give up on falling asleep before exhaustion takes you around 5am 2111
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026so depressed that I can't even self harm (play fallout 76) 090
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026you know what they say, there are old gooners and there are bold gooners but there are not old, bold, gooners 184
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026world's shortest sad story: "harris bomberguy hair transplant" 0110
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026inglourious basterds is such a deeply sexual movie, for me 2101
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I was trying to remember the name of the director of The Fifth Element (Luc Besson) with a friend yesterday but I couldn't so I just called him "Le pedophile francaise" which in retrospect was quite redundant 090
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 12/04/2026We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, "Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Ms. Langley, it’s too much." And I’ll say, "No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!" 0210
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 12/04/2026fucked I can't say "goy" anymore because now people will assume, incorrectly, that I'm antisemetic instead of assuming, correctly, that I'm jewish 1211
Reposted by GOODEND.DOGGOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 11/08/2025the most common type of control systems within the human body is negative feedback. in a negative feedback loop, high amounts of the secreted substance inhibit it's own production. another example is when you're so horny you jerk off six times in 24hrs and then your dick hurts 2526
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I have to be the hottest girl that just had magnets pulsed 5.5cm rostrally to her precentral gyrus for some reason 0250
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026"she was trans everything, and what she wasn't trans she was post" - Neil Stephenson, Cryptonimicon 0140
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026sometimes you'll be having a perfectly lovely conversation with your cousin and then they'll say something like "it's not genocide in gaza because the palestinians aren't a real ethnic group" and you have to go "thats a fucked up thing to say dude let's talk about something else" 2171
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026sometimes I think about moving somewhere new but the thing about that is that I'd just be lonely there 170
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026it's fucked up that using _______ occupied government is an antisemetic dog whistle because we really do live in a polymarket occupied government 0231
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026the girl I have a crush on but who will never love me back says it's cute that I want to be a dog curled up sleeping next to her computer chair so at least I've got that going for me 1381
Reposted by GOODEND.DOGEmma the Sewer Socialist @mayorseidel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026A better world is possible, but a less pleasant Subway than Metro, and a less overnight Metro than Subway, and expectations of them will persist in benign forms, stamped with meaning carried over from past generations, like scar tissue grown over old wounds. 031
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I'm sorry, I've been remise in my duties of reminding you that I'm cute as a button. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me 4770
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026the existence of day drinking implies the existence of night dehydrating 1163
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I saw langley notfcknsoryu vibecoding with claude in the pale moonlight 040
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026this video will demonstrate how to stem leaks of sulfur hexafloride with belzona sf6 fix. using a suitable power tool, prepare the surface to a sspc sp11 bare metal standard with a minimum profile of 25 microns. then, use a brush and suitable cleaner/degreaser to clean the surfac 020
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026sometimes I think about a girl shoving her knife in my mouth telling me that I better open wide or she'll cut me and get light headed 0150
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026they should um they should invent a mommy that pats u on ur head and takes care of u 0241
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026complaining about the uselessness of no kings to my liberal dad and he goes "but I like it" as if the point of no kings isn't to give liberals something to like as a narcissistic form of false political action. you liking it is the point! 0170
Reposted by GOODEND.DOGratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · 30/03/2026vibe check your boyfriend by observing how he treats service staff, animals, and transgender women. DONT think about why transgender women are on the same list as animals and service staff 48012
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026they really should invent surgery that turns you into a little girl and isn't bad for you 0394
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I need an evil girl to gently cup my chin in her hands and look me deep in my eyes and tell me she loves me even though I'm not worthy and then she punches me in the stomach and laughs when I puke 1160
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026langley sorrynotsoryu winner of the prestigeous it's past 4pm and I still haven't gotten out of bed award 080
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I need to call a younger woman mommy like my life depends on it 0140
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I love how a girl's mouth deforms around the barrel of a gun. It's like she's sucking on your dick except it's from an angle you can better see how beautiful she is with her wrapped around whatever it is you have her wrapped around 1306
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026the new yorkoid mind can not comprehend a subway system that feels good to use and the dcoid mind can not comprehend a subway that works after 11pm 1210
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026rip timothy treadwell you would have loved seattle present day 050
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026my tummy hurts and im sleepy and i am leaving for the airport in two hours so you can imagine the pressure i am under 1150
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 23/03/2026sometimes I'll see a bad take and it'll turn out the person follows me and I feel like a parent going "well she didn't learn it from me! " 1181
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 23/03/2026who up late dreading the paradoxical loneliness of coming home 2210
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 23/03/2026i've noticed that right wingers are only anti-war when they can blame it on the jews. guys that would usually talk about turning the middle east to glass are against the war because they can blame everything on israel instead of purely domestic actors 0221
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026crazy how american society is in the process of falling out of a ten story window but everything feels fine because we haven't hit the ground yet. I not sure what things are going to look like after we make contact with the pavement. 0210
GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026kissing a girl was nice I hope I get to do it again someday 0180