Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Welp, SMU is pretty goodstatic.klipy.comlanterns Hals BodyALT: lanterns Hals Body 010
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We need a run here. I do not need another tight set finish. 110
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They still have the service yips Gotta take advantage of this 020
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It is 9am Thursday October 8th. Pitt scores a point to tie SMU again in the third set. 1121
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The ref has a quick flight home apparently 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Almost like this is two of the best teams in the nation 010
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comHold Onto Your Butts - Jurassic Park QuoteALT: Hold Onto Your Butts - Jurassic Park Quote 010
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We’ve got full soccer keepy uppies in the match tonight 010
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Man Thornton having a career game and having that ankle injury is brutal. 020
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That’s 3! 🧹 Record coming Wednesday night 020
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Syracuse homer calls can’t see that the finger gets hit. It was obvious without the zoom 020
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If someone posts an angle of the FG being good, then it’s AI. DONT TRUST THE HATERS 010
Reposted by Not “Spooky” JordanFifth Walk Sign @fifthwalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026FIFTH WALK SIGN IS ON TO CROSS FIFTH 0299
Reposted by Not “Spooky” JordanNFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So you can throw a guy to the ground after the play? Cool 121
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why is VT and the refs audio equipment made of cans and string? 030
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have selected the wrong Pitt to watch 071
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Imma eat my black and white cookie I was saving for tomorrow. It’s the only thing that will bring me happiness tonight. 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is there any way we can get them a touchdown? Hmmm I don’t know show me before there and then the next one. Assholes. 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ELBOWS DOWN. THE FUCK ARE WE DOING ACC REFS 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey Pitt, uh, let’s try playing better? 010
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sitting in my room waiting for meetings saying “Mumdani!” to myself like Watto says “little Ani” in Star Wars. Officially been in NJ/NY for too long. 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Felt sick immediately when I got in the building. Not sure if it’s lunch or proximity to flyers and devils 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Your boi has made it in time for the Time Warp Again. 030
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank god for grocery delivery. I did not walk a mile to get water for the weeklong hotel stay. 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They shouldn’t have let the Pitt Panthers Play on this field in Rio. 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t recommend the half mile walk to your hotel in the nor’easter even if it’s just a drizzle. However, Bello’s pub is just the Newark bizarro Piper’s pub my soul needed today to watch the stillers. 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Walked about a half mile through light rain and through Penn station. Maybe not the best decision. But this dive looks bomb 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Traveling for business for the first time. Almost forgot to get a receipt for my airport coffee and scone lol I’m gonna be busting my ass all week. They can pay for my scones. 000
Reposted by Not “Spooky” JordanPittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 26/09/2026TEARS IN MY EYES. 🥹 A special moment for Kirby in Detroit. 🖤💛 0536
Reposted by Not “Spooky” JordanJoe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Justin Verlander just allowed a hit to a player, Konnor Griffin, who wasn’t born yet when Verlander started his career. 29520
Reposted by Not “Spooky” JordanAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 26/09/2026Fortunately missed this whole news cycle but wow really grim themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 28618
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This was not meant to be relevant again this match 😡 000
Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026These long rallies are wild! I need to blink please 010