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Not “Spooky” Jordan

@notfakejordan.bsky.social
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I’d rather be a pig than a fascist You’re exactly right, there are 2 R’s in strawberry. I want to thank you for letting me see myself LFC - YNWA 📸NotFakeJordan

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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Welp, SMU is pretty good
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lanterns Hals Body
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We need a run here. I do not need another tight set finish.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They still have the service yips Gotta take advantage of this
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GODDAMIT
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is 9am Thursday October 8th. Pitt scores a point to tie SMU again in the third set.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LETS GO! Thirty all
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I believe in the rule of law!
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The ref has a quick flight home apparently
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HEY WHAT THE FUCK REFS
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CMON PITT
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Almost like this is two of the best teams in the nation
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Hold Onto Your Butts - Jurassic Park Quote
ALT: Hold Onto Your Butts - Jurassic Park Quote
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😡
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WOOOOO ACE RECORD FOR OLIVIA BABCOCK
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s one!
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’ve got full soccer keepy uppies in the match tonight
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was that a hip check? Lol
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man Thornton having a career game and having that ankle injury is brutal.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s 3! 🧹 Record coming Wednesday night
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Syracuse homer calls can’t see that the finger gets hit. It was obvious without the zoom
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This hits the blockers ring finger.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clearly wide
The worst photo alter you’ve ever seen to extend a goalpost to show the kick was wide right.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If someone posts an angle of the FG being good, then it’s AI. DONT TRUST THE HATERS
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Fifth Walk Sign @fifthwalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FIFTH WALK SIGN IS ON TO CROSS FIFTH
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HE PUSHED IT
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GIMME DA BALL
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So you can throw a guy to the ground after the play? Cool
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, Pitt. What we doing?
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
REVIEW THAT ONE JERKS!
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is VT and the refs audio equipment made of cans and string?
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
P U N T
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have selected the wrong Pitt to watch
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imma eat my black and white cookie I was saving for tomorrow. It’s the only thing that will bring me happiness tonight.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there any way we can get them a touchdown? Hmmm I don’t know show me before there and then the next one. Assholes.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ELBOWS DOWN. THE FUCK ARE WE DOING ACC REFS
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey Pitt, uh, let’s try playing better?
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sitting in my room waiting for meetings saying “Mumdani!” to myself like Watto says “little Ani” in Star Wars. Officially been in NJ/NY for too long.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Felt sick immediately when I got in the building. Not sure if it’s lunch or proximity to flyers and devils
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your boi has made it in time for the Time Warp Again.
A playbill for Rocky Horror Picture Show from inside Studio 54 theatre. A man is still sweating behind the camera from walking here from Madison square garden
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank god for grocery delivery. I did not walk a mile to get water for the weeklong hotel stay.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They shouldn’t have let the Pitt Panthers Play on this field in Rio.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t recommend the half mile walk to your hotel in the nor’easter even if it’s just a drizzle. However, Bello’s pub is just the Newark bizarro Piper’s pub my soul needed today to watch the stillers.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Walked about a half mile through light rain and through Penn station. Maybe not the best decision. But this dive looks bomb
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Traveling for business for the first time. Almost forgot to get a receipt for my airport coffee and scone lol I’m gonna be busting my ass all week. They can pay for my scones.
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 26/09/2026
TEARS IN MY EYES. 🥹 A special moment for Kirby in Detroit. 🖤💛
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander just allowed a hit to a player, Konnor Griffin, who wasn’t born yet when Verlander started his career.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 26/09/2026
Fortunately missed this whole news cycle but wow really grim themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THAT’S THREE! #PittBS
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was not meant to be relevant again this match 😡
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Not “Spooky” Jordan @notfakejordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These long rallies are wild! I need to blink please
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