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Not Dawnie

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Samba hobbit, Toon fan

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FC One Football @fconefootball.bsky.social · 22h
⚽ Goal by Nick Woltemade 🇪🇸 Celta de Vigo 0-1 Juventus 🇮🇹 ▪️ Nick Woltemade pounces on Marcos Alonso’s mistake at the back and equalises for Juventus. #UEL #CeltaJuve
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My Smeg coffee maker is simultaneously the most beautiful and worst functioning of any I've ever had
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Intermittent fasting: how to make every edible bit in your house look absolutely delicious
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I will do the chicken dance to defend your honor
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the heck do I do with Walkers Highland Oat crackers? 🏜
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If Iam exhausted at 1830, 1830 is bedtime. I'm a very lucky woman.
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amazing how many people you can annoy by driving the speed limit 🤭
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
May I keep finding fun new things to be terrible at. Today's disaster: sashiko 🥰
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you voted for this, I lay it at your feet. Yes, you ARE responsible. And no, I don't want to hang out.
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Checks, more ska, less lumberjack please
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HOW CAN THE COMMENTATORS BE SO BIASED
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Found a green bean casserole tshirt at the Farm and Fleet that I'm going to use to troll my Packer fan friends. This may be the most Wisconsin sentence I've ever written.
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
American-style buttermilk biscuit with fig preserves. Absolute heaven
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every company shoving AI down my throat is not convincing me but making me hate it the more
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I applaud anyone standing up to billionaire bullshit, especially since our elected leaders seem to lack the capability and spine
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kind of the theme of the evening
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Longstaff looking all grown up
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Must now go out for a festive birthday dinner 😬🙄 🖤🤍
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mmm mmm long international break looking pretty good right now
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Woo US commentators are x all Leeds all the time 😡
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monday after 10 days off seems like a good time to test out my new shock wrist alarm 😴⚡️😳
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well if I didn't hate Bruno Fernandes before... but I've had a long lead time for that 🐁
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OK, but I love liquid calories ☕️🧋🥤🍵
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Species of Weird Leisure would be a great band name
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I mean, at least Tonali is getting to play
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Buendia perpetually on my putz list
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Uncle Don @uncledon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fifty eight today, things could be a lot worse
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Let's stay up and watch the US Open, he said. It'll be fun, he c said. 🫩
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Impossible choices, introvert edition: rager or baby shower? 🤢
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you leave your zafu somewhere accessible, it becomes the property of your pet. It's the law.
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Holiday, my watch alarm goes off at 0430. No idea what I did to the poor thing, can't even find it 😄
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ah autumn, when I yell at Premiere League football in the mornings, and my husband takes over yelling at college/NFL in the afternoon 🍂🍁⚽️🏈
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
UGH Bruno Fernandes is so slimy
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We get below 0 F winters. 86% humidity is supposed to be a damn myth. 🥵
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I will take that under advisement means
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Pithon French Taunter's Mockery
ALT: Pithon French Taunter's Mockery
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don't want to smirk knowingly, I want to laugh and clap my hands in delight
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Think there will be any regrets from our wantaways? I hope so 😆 🤍🖤🤍🖤
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We are NOT amused www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘Humongous’ marmot crowned winner in inaugural Fat Marmot Week contest
Dawn is champion after public voting of eight yellow-bellied marmots as they fattened up for long winter ahead
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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*chuckle*
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Garry Cooney @gazco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Poor Sandro
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tottenham Stadium sounds like a mausoleum
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Playing a samba concert is 10k steps by itself 🇧🇷
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cannot resist an eclipse no matter how tired I'll be tomorrow 🌒
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EL PAÍS @elpais.com · 27/08/2026
📹 Yayoi Kusama, una de las artistas más relevantes del último siglo, convirtió los lunares que la perseguían en sus alucinaciones en su marca personal social.elpais.com/crg…
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎶IIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuu🎶 😭
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me seeing our new signing 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Animal Muppets Says YES YES YES
ALT: Animal Muppets Says YES YES YES
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Let's see that plane coming in 😁
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Not Dawnie @notdawnie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anyone have a photo of the Rat in full tears? I need a new phone wallpaper
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