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Captain Renault

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I walk my cat in our yard with a harness and a leash.

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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, I never fall for heartwarming sports sto.... dammit. How can you see Zach Randolph's face from behind? <<sniff>>
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The galling part of this Schmitt Show is that he went on the right-wing networks and claimed victory, to no pushback. They didn't report on what actually happened. A giant swath of the country continues to think Jack Smith is a fraud because of lies and enablers.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Eric Schmitt and the Blue Screen of Death," coming to a bookstore near you.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ol' Senator Schmitty doesn't care about evidence. Re-open all of his successful prosecutions.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know... Ol' Sen. Schmitt, Brother Eric Schmitt, has demonstrated a willingness to fabricate evidence and, when caught, doubles down on the implications of the fabricated evidence. If he didn't know, his staff and committee Counsel should be disbarred. If he did know? .....
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite Star Trek BTS stuff is about how things disappeared. Wigs in particular. In addition to the wigs of architectural wonder worn in the day, one other actor walked away with four, count 'em, four wigs. They couldn't be worn by anyone other than the star of our show, Mr. William Shatner.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cookie Monster 🌌🍪
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Word around my family is that he was a good hang when he was there. www.discovercentralma.org/event/sen-ra...
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Sen. Raphael Warnock Comes to Worcester: Sept. 26 & 27 2026 | Worcester, MA | Discover Central Massachusetts
DCU Center in Worcester, MA U.S. Senator and Senior Pastor of the Historic Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia is known as a prophetic voice at the intersection of faith and justice. Since 200...
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I imagine I've mentioned this before, but this month confirmed that my late mom had a half brother who I don't yet think she knew about. So, my half-uncle is alive, which is weird for me at 67. My mom was 13 years older than him, he's 13 years older than me. I've spoken with my new half cousin.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Were I an on-the-fence voter in MI, this would have clinched it. The Good Doctor is a *boss* about Squidgy Bill.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, the press has responded firmly now that the press is affected. And they're reporting on their response. Cool. Cool cool cool
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
.... The Epstein Class buys basketball.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Pope Bob and his "What the fuck is that thing?" look. "Jesus H. Prince of Peace Christ, we're short of storage already." The guy next to the far left, the one in the purple tie? He knows it's going to get accidentally broken.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump Threatens EU Over Canada. EU says, "Whatever."
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump is the mob boss that other mob bosses laugh at behind his back. He's a cosplay mobster.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Freddie Mercury's Pajamas @libbityboo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We're here, watching, just like you wanted. Go ahead Gerhard
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You want to hear a banger? You want an amazing video? This right here. Y'all forgot how good she is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fz...
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Madonna - Like A Prayer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Madonna
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do you think his new hair is a sign that he and Natalie broke up? She's the only one who has him over a barrel; no love, no posts.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want to be clear here: Markey didn't defeat, beat, or prevail over Seth. Moulton got backhanded.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The first sentence of this piece says it all: "After Indiana’s near-total abortion ban, a new study shows emergency room doctors are less likely to treat pregnant women who are bleeding." www.jconline.com/story/news/l...
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Indiana’s abortion ban has a ‘chilling effect’ on ER pregnancy care
A study found ER doctors are more hesitant to care for pregnant patients who are bleeding.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Having now seen Coyote vs. Acme, I know why it got "shelved for tax purposes." Media consolidation and corporate America take it on the chin. It's a brilliant and delightful picture. Recommend highly
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As of this writing, MapQuest is holding strong.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lanterns, S01E03:
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Now that the Z's are in their fully-adult 20s, they're calling Millennials "old." I'm a little amused by this. My millennial eldest got on a plane today to move abroad to study theoretical math for a year. My Z youngest gave their first sermon as an itinerant preacher this morning. They're okay.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Olivia Rodrigo is a champion.
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Magdi Jacobs @magdi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This bullying is coming from Hasan Piker. He directed his audience to harass Ms. Watts and myself, among others. @liberalcurrents.com published an article, earlier this week, that described me as having a "[microwaved] brain" b/c I described this abuse. They normalized the abuse. Now it escalates.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Onion doing God's work
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Brits decided to affect a new accent after the American Revolution so they wouldn't sound like us anymore. It started with the ruling classes and worked its way through Fake ass accent; we have the real deal. Especially in Appalachia Read Shakespeare in a Southern accent. You'll see I'm right
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fine mom work right here. I saw this on DK listed as a timeline cleanse and it surely is.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcoming my freshly minted new nephew to the world, today, to two of the best people I've ever met in my life, Della and Ian. Welcome aboard. You have quite the family and you'll be a prince of it.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My youngest was in this a cappella group in college. Their cover of this wonderful Dolly Parton song is something special. youtu.be/Ui-y2H1IUi4?...
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Light of a Clear Blue Morning
YouTube video by The Obertones - Topic
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What the hell was I thinking?
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 26/08/2026
One of one.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
To clarify something: NCBA does not represent ranchers. They represent feed lots and auction houses. USCA, R-CALF, some others? Ranchers. See what they have to say about Trump. U.S. Cattlemen’s Association Responds to Latest on Beef Prices - US Cattlemen's Association share.google/7XxS7Mz7T6vf...
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U.S. Cattlemen’s Association Responds to Latest on Beef Prices - US Cattlemen's Association
PRESS RELEASEFor Immediate ReleaseAugust 21, 2026 CONTACTJenna StantonUSCA Director of Policy and Public Affairsjenna@wssdc.com(202) 870-0156 U.S. Cattlemen’s Association Responds to Latest on Beef Pr...
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's a goddamned miracle I can clap on 2 and 4
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thank goodness the Weekly World News continues to do the reporting corporate media ignores.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When the electorate is in the mood to throw the bums out, they will. It doesn't mean they agree with the people they're voting for. The new members and Senators will have serious work to do.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lois Lane was always the best reporter... Also, phone scam are very, very old news.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just saw an excellent documentary called Cookie Queens and it's about four little girls who are selling Girl Scout cookies. It's excellent, and fascinating, and ends up being about more than I can quite describe yet. It's from the Sussex's production shop. Highly, highly recommended.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A willingness to do this shows such incredibly poor judgment that it should be a basis to be removed from the military. Weed out some Private Pyles.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When a doctor sees in a medical history that a patient suffers from severe medical anxiety, they pretty much always either roll their eyes or consider it a challenge, like Name That Tune. We don't like acting like assholes, I swear.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What? Star Trek SNW is having another gimmick show this week? I'm shocked.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Leigh McGowan's ponytail frightens me. I jump back from the screen when it starts jumping about, as if it considers something a threat.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I was social pressured into singing karaoke today. I know people love it and I'm glad it's there for them. There are more than a few reasons it's not for me. Pray for me.
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nice gang to greet me at home....
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Captain Renault @notclauderains.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hello, I'm a sheet of plywood that was suddenly upright -- on the DC Beltway at 70mph -- in front of an MGB with the top down.
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