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Chris

@notchris.bsky.social
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here to yap 📍b*ston 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇬🇮🇹 📸 @cmukasa

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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pride pump
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
in my conspiracy theory era because no
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
nyc lease signed 😭😌 bb’s coming back
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
holes out for Hungary!!!
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
droot
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
who’s going to be the fist drag queen to do “Bryon Noem in a breastplate”
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
all the gays at the Palm Springs gyms
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
my big naturals and I got catcalled by octogenarian women in Palm Springs this morning 😌🙂‍↕️
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Eurocentric take :/
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’m not lil :/
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
sees the sun once
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
gays are already posting from PV again
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
flight canceled and delayed two days; my foresight
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
literally never leaving Mexico
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
summer body in process
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Me listening to the nooma nooma song in 2005
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
she did not ask to be born Latina
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Lady Gaga smiling like that because she knows Trump is watching
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
got a haircut and moisturized my face
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
enough blue hair⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ (redacted for clarity)
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
white gays up in arms about trump’s racist post when like… the call is coming from inside the house
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Recovering
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
arm update
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
HELLO???
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
dismissed from jury duty presumably for serving too hard
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
could’ve left it at “I don’t know what to say”
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
the world is ending and I’m sending ***** to men on the internet
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
the weatherman ate with this forecast
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
diva alert!!!
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Liberal Anglicanism goes so hard
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
NEED a hot Canadian/Australian/Kiwi to whisk me away from this hellhole country
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
keep posting thirst traps through it
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
and if I said…
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
chest day; fuck ice
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Is that a sunburn
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Same picture
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
u forgot fuckin
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
获得永久平静 is sending me
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Hi I’m Chris I’m here
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
me listening to las culturistas:
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
first cut of 2026
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I—
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
save me
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Send voice note
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
In 2026 I need Instagram to let me elect to not be on straight peoples close friends
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
you don’t celebrate Jan 6??
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
unlike who? Gemma
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Saturday etc
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I did not survive my trip to the cottage
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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