Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 1hMaybe could've won 9 with Penix but they're fucked if he's out again 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 5hFirst time I've caught the SNF intro this year: everyone's dressed like an asshole 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thanks to Rodger's newsletter and that IASIP episode embedded in my brain, I've been periodically thinking, 'What's the time? Wharfie Time!' all week 0132
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Referring to Sec. Hegseth as "Mayor Pete" until he nukes my house 020
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Uhhhh I hadn't seen his k a l s h i commercial before but that's a big yikes 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is he Pulisicing? (less than 100% and struggling to compensate) 100
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Corporate tax prestidigitators love building facilities in places no one wants to live 000
Reposted by Not Carljen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 05/10/2026here it is: Ray Kerr on the mound with Bring Me To Life playing 87622
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Snell checking his matchup card and it just says "throw a ball" 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I understand how they got in the situation but only because of my superior intellect and willingness to challenge my beliefs 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's hard for me to understand how the Braves got in the current situation with their starting pitchers 100
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Glad the umps are wearing black in the heat so they'll suffer!!!!!! 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Freddie rips off his Dodgers jersey to reveal a Braves jersey then smashes a ball all the way to Death Valley, vaporizing a 180-mile swath of California desert. Braves win 020
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Inexplicable to be playing Country Roads in Atlanta right now 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026People are always putting apples on sandwiches but never sandwiches on apples 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Elsewhere: might be having a stroke Canada: breakfast is ready 020
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The reason clocks start at 12 instead of 0 is that the inventors of clocks were stupid dickheads 020
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Been saving up an "Austin Riley, NLCS MVP" post but I guess I can cash it in now 101
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026IT sent an email encouraging us to download an app to our personal devices to complete cybersecurity training modules anytime, anywhere. Hell yeah 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"The ball is tipped and there you are. You're running for your life." -MLB Playoffs Slogan 2026 000
