Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026People are always putting apples on sandwiches but never sandwiches on apples 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The reason clocks start at 12 instead of 0 is that the inventors of clocks were stupid dickheads 020
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Been saving up an "Austin Riley, NLCS MVP" post but I guess I can cash it in now 101
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026IT sent an email encouraging us to download an app to our personal devices to complete cybersecurity training modules anytime, anywhere. Hell yeah 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"The ball is tipped and there you are. You're running for your life." -MLB Playoffs Slogan 2026 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I know how to say this word but it's fun to say it like you're Sean Connery using an abbrev form of potassium 010
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I updated my fantasy team logo the other day and looked back through my best Paint edits. This one was for a Deadspin comment: 110
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's 2108. Fifth Third has secured the naming rights to every American athletic venue with more than 1000 seats. Bank of CitiChaseAmerica is holding onto Davenport, IA's 999-seat municipal streamer gallery but the bidding is getting tighter with each passing second 030
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Withholding comment on my dumb Falcons for a few more weeks 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Falcons game so bad Fox is playing the audio for Titans-Jets 110
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Respect to Noahkai Banks for taking on a rebuilding project 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Should be illegal to say Pokemon names in an English accent 100
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just stuck my dick in a Flock camera can I still apply to the FBI 010
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Happy to announce I will not be eating Kraft Singles for the foreseeable future 010
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026GUY WHO SPENT $12,000 ON ED SHEERAN TICKETS: Yes! Solo Ed show!!!!!! 141
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Trends in modern eyewear have fully left me behind. What are you wearing you've got bug eyes 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026One #tip for other LLers out there: have the highest TCA and lowest CAA. That's all you have to do 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Being a huge asshole in the fantasy group chat because I have 25% more points than the next-highest team's current projection and I left Caleb Williams on the bench 010
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is fine because there's nothing about football that might aggravate a back problem 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Somehow making "college boy" a pejorative on the College Gameday set 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026RIP to all those who have died attempting 9/11 stairs challenges 000
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Placed on hold? Is this a way to avoid directly acknowledging our understaffed 911 call centers? 110
Reposted by Not CarlRichard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Barry Melrose has passed away. One of the true media evangelists for the NHL. Rest in peace. www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...espn.comBarry Melrose, former player, coach and ESPN analyst, diesBarry Melrose, the former NHL player and coach who was a beloved, longtime hockey analyst for ESPN, died Wednesday, his wife, Cindy, told ESPN's Steve Levy. 29904210
Not Carl @notcarl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026First you make me change my password then you make me restart because you don't recognize the new password? Next you'll tell me you think I should kiss you, Copilot 000
