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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Misread this as "extreme unhappiness" and that's probably a hint I should schedule my next therapy appointment

Crossword clue reading "Extreme happiness"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

ok who moved it and didn't put it back?

Cover of book: "Where Is Our Solar System?"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

A video podcast is not a podcast, it's a TV show I am not a crank

Email from Apple Podcasts: "Video arrives to Apple Podcasts"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I keep a pencil and notepad in my car just for these signs; I've sketched dozens of bridges but the cops never check

Highway overpass with the sign "DRAW BRIDGE"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Ok I get that it's technically not a word but just imagine a prohibition-era bar full of mice in fedoras

Spelling Bee saying "Not in word list" to "Squeakeasy"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Shocked that this headline keeps going past six words

Headline:
"Supreme Court Rules for Black Death
Row Inmate in Mississippi Over Racial Bias in Jury Makeup"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I keep wanting (or maybe fearing) this to be a word

NYT Spelling Bee saying "Not in word list" in response to "analgazing"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

DJT: Nobody wants to sail their ships through the Strait of Hormuz MELANIA: I know just how to motivate them

Tweet from Melania Trump highlighting her press release, "First Lady Melania Trump Calls on Women to Be Courageous and Take Risks"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Well I think they should, uh, expand their word list then

NYT Spelling Bee saying "Not in word list" to "Embiggen"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here's...

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

My pet parrot is only willing to hang with me when I wear one of these for him to perch on

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

IMHO the police shouldn't be violently attacking an elderly woman

Headline: "Police arrest man after violently attacking elderly woman in Downtown Seattle"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Yeah, man, that's what family is for

Email from Capital One titled "Don't let scammers ruin your holidays"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

The "Upholstered Furniture" might seem random, but it's a throwback to the early 1900s; Trump is acting on behest of the Ottoman Empire

Trump post: "We will be...charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture..."

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

How is this not the plural of "ottoman"?!?

Spelling bee saying "Not in word list" to a submission of 'ottomen'

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I wouldn't brag about how I'd welcome Hitler to my cafe but you guys do you

Cafe door inscribed "We Welcome / All Cultures / All Religions / All Colors / All Beliefs / All Ages / All Sizes / All Types / All People"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

HER: who should we bring in to fix the air conditioner? HIM: IDK HER: well who did we use last time? HIM: IDK HER: whose van is parked outside? HIM: IDK HER: you're literally useless HIM: IKR

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I just can't look at this and not be, like, "Come here, let me fix your collar"

Photo of Jannik Sinner at the Wimbledon final with the collar of his tennis shirt twisted

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

smh at how everything is outsourced now just get up there, tell a funny anecdote and say "to the happy newlyweds" it's not that hard

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, DEVELOPERS!

A picture of Queen Elizabeth from a news story with the headline: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Coincidentally also the title of the first lecture in BJs for Beginners

Man wearing T-shirt with the words "EASY SUCKS"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

The "I promise I'm not dead!" tour

Ad for Roger Daltrey's "Alive and Kicking" tour

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

This is where they take care of sick bridges

A photo of a building labeled “London Bridge Hospital”

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I'm not worried-worried, but I'm not crossing a picket line, that's for damn sure

NPR headline: "Should you be worried about bird strikes during your next flight?"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here's...

A picture of a gremlin superimposed on a picture of the Kremlin

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

"oh good, the pilot's here" —the waiting passengers

Headline: "Raccoon busts through ceiling at LGA next to Spirit Airlines gate"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

Great news! Already planning my next guilt trip

Headline: "Travel can slow the aging process, new study says"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 22/09/2024

When nobody involved grew up in the 90s

Advertisement for "LA MER", a cosmetic product

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

Only one party is ready to do what must be done

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

His whole schtick is that he can't!

NPR headline, "Smokey Bear turns 80 this year. Did he help prevent forest fires?"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

Finally a party is prepared to do what needs to be done

Trump really attendees holding up "Blow up the Moon" signs

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

Spelling Bee 🐝 To Canada: "Drop Dead"

Illustration of the NYT Spelling Bee showing "aboot" is not a valid word

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 30/06/2024

Well they should just call the other one a "gull" then

NYT Spelling Bee saying "landgull" isn't a valid word

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

Dammit I was hoping they wouldn't look there

Bluesky post from CNN with the headline "microplastics discovered in human penises"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 03/06/2024

Saw these tweets then saw this line in the NYT today; would you tend to lean in favor of "air-conditioning" or is that a bit too precious?

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 08/04/2024

Yet again the Times erases the lived reality of non-elite rural Americans who rustle hogs for a living

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 08/03/2024

And riddle me this: if lead is so bad, why is leadership good?

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Didn't even fire him; just sat him next to the exit door and... poof

Headline: "Boeing ousts the head of its troubled 737 Max program after quality control problems"

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Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

I love that these clowns just continually go "Can I be this racist? How about this? And this?" And there's never any long-term consequences for stepping over the line. Just go sit in the penalty box for a minute, and then back to the takes game

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