Reposted by Not A LizardAnnuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 24/04/2025"It's always 'By Jove' and never 'Hi, Jove'" :c 151
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 09/03/2024I love when Sword Saint Isshin starts to lose in a sword fight so he pulls out a spear and a Glock 000
Reposted by Not A LizardRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/01/2024drunk history darmok and jalad at tanagra 6401111
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 26/12/2023Also my RimWorld war crimes got really dark and made me irl sad so ig I'm being nice to my prisoners now 000
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 26/12/2023More places should be open on Christmas, Jews need weed too ok 010
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 20/12/2023Shooting my elephants is a great way to be forced to make big rocks into small rocks for the rest of your life (it will not be a long life) 000
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 20/12/2023If i sound like a war criminal just assume I'm talking about RimWorld now 110
Reposted by Not A LizardStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/12/2023Inspiring words from this NASA official 3138491179
Reposted by Not A LizardAnnuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 17/12/2023Please no donations over $500 for tax purposes. This is the for the first friend I made when I moved to Seattle and he has never been anything but kind and generous to everyone he meets. He also has not had a day off in 2 months 186
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 17/12/2023I keep running out of food and I don't know why (Please ignore the 12 elephants guarding my base thank you) 010
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023Guy who thinks he can run an empire because he's got 1453 hours in crusader kings 130
Reposted by Not A LizardAnnuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 04/12/2023Bearshare wrapped 2005 You burned one song to CDs more often than any other song! I Want Your Girlfriend (To Be My Girlfriend) by Reel Big Fish! You were in the top 0.5% of listeners! 033
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 03/12/2023Quasimorph is fun because you can struggle on 1 mission for hours and finally get a good run and grab the objective but I used dragon breath rounds on a zombie at point blank and the fire spread and I died instantly 010
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 29/11/2023Oh so it's literally only me that's this underground cool cool cool 000
Reposted by Not A LizardAnnuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 17/11/2023New Astarion romance dialogue just dropped 164
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 16/11/2023New favorite strategy, just send a million annoying little laser drones at them while I charge with heavy armor and enough rockets to glass Arrakis 000
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 12/11/2023This shit DUSTY open.spotify.com/track/2ASzVC...open.spotify.comGRAVERAISERHezekaust · Song · 2023 000
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 11/11/2023I'm getting really sick of these pirates and terrorists, you'd think they'd leave me alone after the last dozen war crimes 000
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 06/11/2023Someone come paint my house to look like a Roman imperial domus please and thank you 000
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 04/11/2023Ah yes, nothing like spending an hour and a half tweaking a build, only to realize that the default build was basically perfect and only needed 1 change 010
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 03/11/2023Remember it's not illegal if your transponder is off 000
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 03/11/2023I'm gonna start curating underground hip-hop, you're all very welcome for my exquisite taste open.spotify.com/track/5Oa0OL...open.spotify.comMatsuriPurely Blue · Song · 2023 010
Not A Lizard @notalizard.bsky.social · 02/11/2023Lizards guide to morally acceptable market manipulation 1 build a nice little farm 2 burn every other farm in the galactic sector 3 watch as a galaxy wide famine breaks out 4 ??? 5 profit (It's moral because I didn't burn the entire planet) 030
