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Brofessor emeritus

@noshirtflipflop.bsky.social
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Boston/NH native. Sports/Gardening/Men. Leave cruelty, dishonesty, and disdain at the door.

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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
#SunRiseVibes 🌅 #VirginiaBeach #BackBay
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Adjusting 👇. That's a first. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Old white dude, aging out of Daddy status, searching for some answers. Old White dude, in Nike boxer briefs, pre or post shower.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Happy weekend #doublewink 😉😉
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Clocked out 15 mins early. I'm not signing that time card.
Pitbull sleeping awkwardly in her favorite bed late afternoon; snoring loudly
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Bing Bang Boom 💥
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Stacking wood was today's lunchtime project #DoindDadStuff
Wood stacked on porch for easy access and wet, foreman border collie making sure human doesn't slack
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hey guys... get your Jocksniffers football picks locked in. It's deadline day.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Not my best work
Cheesy tiny artificial Xmas tree looks like dollar store holiday decorations
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Drew Carter Celtics play-by-play announcer on NBC sports Boston. 👍
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Xmas shopping for @crotchetycarl.bsky.social is easy.
LED laser chopsticks Golden Girls magnet set
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Following the #EmiratesNBACup results tonight bc I'ma sport's nerd and nobody cares about this in-season NBA tournament but me 🙃
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Not the biggest fan but gotta give it up for Roman Todd, who's like in every gay erotic video made in the last 15 years. Dude's got stamina and a hustling agent. 👏👏👏
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Pup round-up 12/3/24 and other thing(s)
Hound dog on stairs ignoring butlerTwo dogs enjoying climate controlled Four Seasons bedding while it's 38°F outside Tacky & festive fake deer lit up in gold glitter and cheap incandescent lights
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Found this damaged end table for only $29. Reg price $149. Corner blemish only. I can fix or replace entire top easy peasy.👍
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Last night's #SomebodySomewhere HBO Ep6 (S3) was so damn good. Hard to describe this show but the one word that comes to mind is ... real.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Watching 2nd part of the Groomsmen Hallmark trilogy and while I'm not exactly sure what's happening, this actor, Alexander Lincoln, is stealing every scene. There's actually not a word that describes his beauty and charisma. Like wow.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I watch 👀 Sam "I'm seeing ghosts" Darnold🍒 so you don't have to.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Gettin' the gang back together.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm just finding out about a trilogy from Hallmark called The Groomsmen. I'm a li'l bored and irritated by football rn, so is this worthy of any time or nah? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
First 🔥, hot chocolate and reluctant sweater weather
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Made a pot of butter beans
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Pritchard had 19 of his 29 pts in the 4th qtr 👀 (7 3pters tonight) Tatum mvp-like 35 pts #Celtics #NBACup
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Still moving plants and running out of time/room. Hard freeze tonight and every night ahead until late next week.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Kinda gross Brady interjecting himself in Daniel Jones's request for release. Tried to clean it up by saying everyone makes their own decision but fuck him. The situation was bad for all and Jones solved a lot of problems for the Giants and himself by leaving.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Brady has drastically improved his color commentary on NFL Fox but he's still annoying AF.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Introducing Pilgrim 🧑‍🍼 Slightly preemie 155°F 5lbs, 7oz, 12" Welcomed with love by James, Chloe, Denali, and NewGuy, and Tux
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
How can it be my last chance on black Friday deals on Thursday ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
November temps have averaged +6°F over normal but it's still sorta surprising to have thunderstorms on Thanksgiving 🦃 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Hey guys... get your Jocksniffers football picks locked in. It's deadline day. Games start early (12:30 pm EST) so LFG! #HappyThanksgiving
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Moving day. One down, two to go. 🌴🌴🌴
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
For the life of me, can't get a video to load on this app but I do see lots of load vids so I know it's possible. Maybe I'll try that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 👋
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Off rest of week so that means #DoingDadStuff.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Iconic moment in TV sitcom history ✈️🕳️🤳
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Neighbor's kid (33 yr old) in town for the holiday came over for a visit and brought beer. Nice surprise and he's got great taste.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Porziņģis back tonight. So excited. #Celtics
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Baristas have way, way too much wicked energy this morning as defying gravity and the movie soundtrack plays.😐
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Triple chocolate crinkle cookies.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Claiming the prime couch spot for watching football 90 mins before kick-off. 🏈
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Over the years, I've had DM comments about the "back of my head". I dunno what that's about but here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Bachelorhood: cooking dinner using absolutely no utensils, or dinnerware. Finished in under 8 minutes. Zero cleanup.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Penn St punter looks 38 years old. Moves like it too.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Ordering @crotchetycarl.bsky.social Xmas present
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Spellbound audience as I prepare my dinner salad.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I got nothing
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Light's out. G'nite.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Finally finished my scrap wood Xmas trees and no, I will not be taking any orders, although if you need me to drill a glory hole in any surface, I just bought a hole saw bit set 2" thru 8". 🕳️
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Hey guys... get your Jocksniffers football picks locked in. It's deadline day.
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Bang
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Big Celtics game against undefeated Cavs and start of #NBACup and loving the all green cup court. 💚
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Brofessor emeritus @noshirtflipflop.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I see so much Paul Mescal stuff on my TL's, I just assumed he was bi or gay. Thank goodness there's a Celtics game on tonight. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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