Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Best of luck to the couple next to me who don’t “like anything raw” as they try to order at this Peruvian restaurant (where even the causa comes with boeuf tartare) 020
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wonder if AI being used for branding and marketing is going to make a lot of local businesses unpalatable 021
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The “sharing the gospel” audio right as the gun is pointed at what is presumably the camera or person holding the camera is kind of a shock 010
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Basically the only colleague of mine who really actually irritates me came from Accenture so 000
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have so many stupid and hopefully funny reactions to this I’m gonna have to thread it 130
Reposted by EdUrban Truth Collective @urbantruth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sometimes the WAR ON WALKING results in no sidewalks at all. Sometimes they put “something” in — but does that really make things walkable for anyone except those without any other choices? The #WARonWALKING takes many forms, but it’s always about making things comfortable for vehicles, not people. 8360116
Reposted by EdJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261751062
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 26/08/2026First god took the wrong 80 year old who loves children and next god took the wrong 80 year old cast member of home alone 2. Who is next? 010
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I have an idea for Austin restaurants namely, a white people oriented (because Austin) Venezuelan restaurant called Curvy Queen. If you understand this joke you should probably not eat there and go to Sabor Venezolano instead. 100
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My garmin always tells me to listen to my body but I wonder if that includes the mean voices in my head too 160
Reposted by EdLibby @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Unfortunately, it seems like the answer to “how do I keep my house tidy” is “have less stuff” 3292
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Can’t believe I left the religious fundamentalism of my youth and married a man from a measured and rational family who have now succumb to…a different kind of religious fundamentalism. 1110
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Refuse to share context but the last text message I sent my husband was: “So like what if we had a renaissance italian era emotional trauma that made us yearn to cross dress” 130
Reposted by EdBike Lane Uprising @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social · 26/07/2026In our national database of bike lane obstructors, the chicago police are in the top 5 for being most reported 311526
Reposted by EdDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants" 10796102616
Reposted by EdJohn Hudson @johnphudson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026White House officials secretly awarded a no-bid contract worth up to $500m for the construction of the East Wing ballroom in an unusual arrangement that sidestepped typical contracting procedures designed to control costs, according to a copy of the agreement www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...washingtonpost.com 1881796863
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Can someone who knows Georgian or Georgian food tell me if the angry and very angry sauces are a good translation? 020
Reposted by EdLiberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 21/06/2026"When a man marries an unemployed woman, he gets a live-in maid. When a woman marries an unemployed man, she gets a live-in gamer." www.liberalcurrents.com/heterosexual...liberalcurrents.comHeterosexuality Strikes BackIf we want to save heterosexuality, we must save it from heterosexualism. 424948
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 20/06/2026There’s a street in my neighborhood that the city redid to be sort of a commercial district. Legitimately has a lot of potential but also a lot of problems that are out of business owners control. That said a lot of businesses are just….bad? Like there was a protein donut shop charging $7 a donut 190
Reposted by Eddoom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"i'm a committed catholic. also i waited six years to baptize my child" 883620503
Reposted by Edscarylawyerguy.bsky.social @scarylawyerguy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026started/going 17563881589
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I am happy for New York but also this is why I think Texas needs it. 030
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I live in the DFW metroplex but I’m in the Netherlands for work and at a bar to watch the game. The people at our table asked us why we are here and that only got way worse when we showed them the map of where we live 150
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 13/06/2026American tourist at breakfast, speaking about the Pantheon, said “What’s there to see on the inside? It’s a big room with light coming in.” 030
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 29/05/2026DFW airport Terminal D has a giant sculpture of a clitoris and it’s nerve endings 5477
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Not sure if I can convince myself to read this but I’m very interested in hearing author explain their research methods, perhaps at a family dinner when their work comes upb 000
Reposted by EdRevan @revan.eurosky.social · 18/05/2026> looking at tech sector layoffs > ask the hr manager if the layoffs are from ai or from the end of zirp > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is ai replacement and what is zirp > she laughs and says "they’re good layoffs sir” > check the data > its zirp 657185
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I think my new bit is going to be pronouncing Dallas with Spanish language orthography and if corrected just say it’s too hard to pronounce otherwise 050
Reposted by Ed#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026What gives me hope? There's a black woman who wears glitter driving the 69 truck in NASCAR. Nice History Month 201820342
Reposted by EdBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today. 21491792482
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I wonder if the guy that has a shirt with the words “tap me if you need prayer pro life education” at this Willie Nelson concert has ever listened to any Willie Nelson songs 050
Reposted by EdBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/05/2026This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America 342844474
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 13/05/2026This is the plot line of the romance I’m writing basically it’s just missing a fight about GitHub’s lack of websockets and using Apache Kafka 010
Reposted by EdKarthik Sankaran @rajakorman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Remembering from very distant past that reporters will typically first call/contact people who they know will pick up/call back, now wondering if the guy with the Hormuz quote is the same guy who was so happy in late 2024 he could say certain words again? 66311
Reposted by EdMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is. 131143763265
Ed @nosdnomde.bsky.social · 05/05/2026“This is the romance our times need,” i delusonally say to myself as I write a romance where they don’t even smooch and somehow Apache Kafka plays a minor plot point. 120
