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Steven Norwood

@norwoodeye.bsky.social
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 6h
Got a Kroger at the end of your block and three other options five miles in the other direction? Maybe it's time to go for a drive.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 7h
There Will Be Blood for Tax Purposes
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Rolling my eyes at the Vision-narrated Windows ads.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Tubi playing an awful lot of shitty, alarmist anti-Talarico/Hinojosa ads. Equal time? I guess I'm watching the wrong film.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I was heavy into a local poetry scene I could not go off-book...had to read from the page because my memory just wasn't great. But come on...you're the Press Secretary and you have to look down to read "And now I will take your questions"? FFS...
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Today YouTube started to inundate me with Kojak clips and coverage of a Yorkshire videogame called Thank Goodness You're Here. Not a fucking clue. Algorithms usually need a trigger. Baffled.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Delusion: "I'm complicit in the downfall of America, but I'll just start a lawn care company without any repercussions."
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Y'all...I think we can survive if we don't give a cent to any of these companies.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A reminder that the Kennedy Center isn’t just a performing arts center, it’s a memorial to President John F. Kennedy and only an evil vindictive vile weak depraved narcissistic pathetic subhuman would spend every waking day trying to deface it and completely destroy it out of spite and jealousy.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(prolonged sigh) New Juice. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IW1...
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Honest Government Ad | Bulls*it™
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just wheeze-laughed through this. Even better: they matched the lighting. #cinemaexcellence
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Now the spam that used to be in the names of former wives or girlfriends is taking names of platonic relationships I've allowed to become lost, and this is just mean, man. Being reminded so frequently of one's failures is cruel.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah, I think I'm done for the day. #TheJuiceMedia www.youtube.com/watch?v=kON2...
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Honest Government Ad | Ai Data Centres
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I adore these two and their choices are terrific. #WhatsInMyBag #ExeneCervenka #JohnDoe www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC-d...
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X's “What’s In My Bag?” | Amoeba Music
YouTube video by Amoeba
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That's America, baby. (complimentary)
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Donna @donnairl.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A beautiful mural honoring three Irish voices has been unveiled in Dublin. The mural, by artist Aches, features the late Dolores O'Riordan, Sinéad O'Connor and Dolores Keane.
The mural, by artist Aches, features the late Dolores O'Riordan, Sinéad O'Connor and Dolores Keane.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
When Robert Burns said “man’s inhumanity to man” he had no fucking idea.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#excellence
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Starting my Easter Sunday with a Richard Pryor album and The Testament of Ann Lee.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
When people in power prize markets over human life, what's the fucking point, really?
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Well, damn.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I mean, how do you think I got this physique?
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I was robbed at knife-point in Paris. So, you know, my gauzy romantic view only goes so far.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Just looked at a satellite view of my childhood home. It's still there, looking perfectly fine. The massive open park about a block down is still there, not developed after 50+ years. Of all the things that make me hopeful, this is a huge one.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
“We can debate it, but there is no room for discussion.” Hey jagoff, that’s what a debate is.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
FFS, I love filters.
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I just loved this and thought I’d share. 🙏
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Anti-Fascist Translator Monkey @translatormonkey.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Well. That was lovely. #BestStoryEver www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbp...
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BEST STORY EVER: James Cromwell Explains How A Pig Changed His Life
YouTube video by Strombo
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Didn't get this joke as a kid, but lol'd far too long just now. #ZorroTheGayBlade (the landowners introduce themselves) "Don Diego from San Fernando." "Don Francisco from San Jose." "Don Fernando from San Diego." "Don Jose from San Bernardino." "Luis Obispo from Bakersfield."
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Statistically, you'd think by this point Trump would *accidentally* do something worthwhile.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
"My money and my knife, everything just fall out." Sunday morning chuckles I share with you... www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR_m...
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LBJ Orders Pants
YouTube video by pthiso
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This one really hurts. R.I.P.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I think I'm in love.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
For years I have wondered why organizations that repeatedly fail their customers/communities or represent problematic positions - one might even say wrongdoing - on a national/global scale have easily-heftable rocks as part of their sites' landscaping. Seems like an interesting choice.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Chekhov's Hammerhead Corvette
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
We are all under the weather.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Who knew? Darwin and I have so much in common…
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Animal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Love this from VAL KILMER when asked what it was like working on ‘Heat’ (1995). RIP man.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
HBD to Babur! Founder of the Mughal Empire and three-time loser of Samarkand.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 13/02/2025
points were made
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
HBD to Gordian III! Best known for his knots.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Had a good long laugh when Amex sent me an email saying they would give me $350 if I deposited 25K or more into an account. Get fucked.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
So, did Merrick Garland prick his finger on a cursed spindle? Because I feel like he slept through his entire appointment.
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Steven Norwood @norwoodeye.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
If I were Hercule Poirot I’d just stop going on holiday.
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