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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Looks like the Geordies are having a totally normal one today... #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Still no minutes for Bahoya. Even at 4-0. Guy's the new Gnonto. #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Newcastle and Palace at home next up for us in the league. I'd take 4 points but 6 would be lovely. Then it's Arsenal away 😬 #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Car broke down so had to walk home, and got home just in time to see DCL go clean through on goal. So far so good though? They have a strong bench. But so have we (now). #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

We should've tried harder. Too soon? #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We'll probably sign nobody tomorrow. I'm sure we're all resigned to that. But if we brought on 1 of the 3 players we actually need, which would you choose: - No.9 - LW/CAM - LB I'd go for a no.9. Having two injury prone guys and nobody else is too big a risk to take AGAIN. #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Gutted that Gnonto will be leaving, especially on loan. But he's 22 and another season on the bench for 86 mins every week isn't what he needs. Seems daft that we've under utilised him though. Can play right, left or 10/second striker. I think he'll be one we regret losing. #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My question is this... If Keith Andrews can become a successful Premier League manager, can Don Goodman? #lufc 🤡😅

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'd have taken a point at HT 😅. Anyone else? #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

As a team our passing has been horrific. And after two really positive performances too. #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Looks like he's done just that. With Tanaka and Aaronson. Good to see Farke rolling the dice. Even if it might still be a long afternoon. #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is where Farke has to step up. We can't play out because their press is killing us, we're outnumbered in mf and there's no support for DCL. Maybe 4231 might help by giving us an extra man in the middle? They are very good though. #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Selling Ramazani for £3.5m seems about as good an idea as it was to sell Cresswell for £3.5m. #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

£45m for Delap. Two defeats to #lufc and they lose it 😅😅😅

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL! Seems a shame that nobody is doing this now Graham isn't covering the matches. Any Leeds Journos fancy taking it on? #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Jack Clarke with a last minute winner against Sunderland. Very hard league to predict this year.

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Serious question: how many better free-kick takers are there in the league than Stach? #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Bijol looks like he's tiring. Guess we don't have a good bench option today though? #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What do people think about the Mudryk rumours? Right footed LW so would fit our MO. I'm not totally anti it as a loan. But does he offer more there than Gnonto? And how has his extended holiday affected him? #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

And the quote is from... his agent 😅😅. Romano is such a sham. Looking forward to hearing from Vini Jnr's mum next.

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

So if West Ham don't get promoted, we lose Piroe on a free. Have I got that right? #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yellow, white & blue (plus purple). Still... probably less ugly than last year's sleeve though #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Potentially good news. But I hope it's not a part-ex deal for Diouf (who's not starting today btw). From what little I've seen of him, I don't rate him at all - especially not for £30m. #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I remember watching the last eclipse through my mate's dad's welding mask. He told me there wouldn't be another one for almost 30 years. And here we are 😬...

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

So West Ham have got Solomon for £5m. He wasn't the guy for us but at that price it's a good bit of business in the Championship. Not the £20m they apparently quoted us 😅 #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

So the Gudmundsson ACL rumours are bullshit then. Was it that twat Lord Ash again? #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Two Premier League clubs were in for Sleepy Julian Brandt. Wonder who the other one was...

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

What the hell was Brandt up to here? 😅 #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I see Villa don't have a no pricks rule 😅

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Wöber and Harrison would likely have commanded 8-figure fees right after relegation. Orta's destructive loan-release folly continues to fuck us over. #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Speaking of us not being very good at selling players, why are Piroe, Gelhardt, Harrison, Aaronson, Wöber, Bornauw and Gruev all still at the club, when they either clearly have no future with us or have one year left on their contracts (or both). Surely there has to be some movement soon. #lufc

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It's just not the same without Salt Bae.

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John Coulson @northerneater.bsky.social · 19/07/2026