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@northcoastcaptive.bsky.social
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The damsel in the details she/her, 30 Lucky to own @questioningblob.bsky.social & @annnova14.bsky.social @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social's pet Kink, sci-fi and fantasy Wants to be friends

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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 5h
For anyone curious it's Exethanter from Curse of Strahd's Amber Temple 🤫
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 5h
Kisses for Exethanter!! Mmmm lich lips
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 13h
Ah same bsky.app/profile/nort...
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 14h
What the fuck?
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 18h
Is it me or do a lot of these feature Insurance Sales as the character's job? Is this like how American porn has a trope for fucking the plumber or a hot nurse?
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 18h
It's always attractive when someone bears its heart to the world
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🐬Clowntein🐬 @clowntein.bsky.social · 23h
Metal and pop bath (2021)
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 20h
In your defense the sugar contributes to that
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had a very weird moment in the shower yesterday when my internal monolog sounded like the mattress story
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The guys at Secret Base are so hypnotizing in their voice overs that they alter the cadence of my head-voice for hours
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly on some days I see your hair and think of a guinea pig :3
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
See a lesbian, post a lesbian
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Liberals and their 15 minute cities are trying to keep us from experiencing girldick traffic :(
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𝖂𝖄𝕹𝕿𝕰𝕽 @rtnyw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy lesbo gay bitches day
ritsuko and misato from neon genesis about to sloppy kiss
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck there's no way it's only Wednesday
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No such thing puppy 🖤
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh gross :(
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
messy eater
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Estrogen makes sweets taste the way they did when I was a kid. For my entire adult life I felt that cream was the worst part of the oreo but I have returned to the light
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My wife tells me my taste in wall art is worrying but I don't see it
A wall art print depicting a stylized rat-king with the large text,

FREE ME FROM WHAT I DESIRE

And the small text

YOU CAN'T WIN THE RAT RACE
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's what I used to call testosterone!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Deciding "simp" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been frotted by your lithoromantic boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yayy!!
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is still my favorite pic of you ❤️
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can be both, silly! bsky.app/profile/fetu...
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just think you'd look very cute! And you already have the maid outfit and take direction so well!
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My darling mannequin clings to independent thought but that can be fixed 🖤
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
Drooling and Tongue Kissing Sex
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mac the werebunny 🐇⚧️ @saintmac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they should legalize poly marriages so i can marry my girlfriend and my girlfriend and my girlfriend and my girlfriend and my girlfriend and my girlfriend
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"the sweetie" deserves this but she forgot this was payback and that scenes with emotional weight actually affect her now
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🙋🏻‍♀️
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll learn to wear heels, then I can lean casually on the top of your head
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like my women how I like my punishments; cruel and unusual
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
but I need dopamine :(
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah but it still hurts to hear as a moniker
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh god please don't call me that
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay so I forgot that I have an attack that does fire damage! I spent 5 continuous hours playing this on Saturday, then got high and spent two hours sobbing and didn't retain a bug chunk of that day! And the sun was in my eyes and-
Manga panels:
A girl saying "NOT THAT I CARE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?"
Followed by two panels of unreadably dense dialogue.
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Almost cracked your noggin too
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While "cannibal savages who naturally can't be redeemed" makes for a fun villain in a war story, when it's couched in all of this language that real-life conservatives use to justify real-life genocide it's pretty hard to stomach
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But in a later book it is revealed that the overall plot is guided by a nearly omniscient being in the future which is trying to ensure its own ultimate good ending, which requires the protagonist to make hard sacrifices to defeat the Objectively Evil Aliens
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spoilers: Like in the second book the povtagonist goes on this anti-bodymod rant that reads as transphobic but also is hypocritical in-character (he's at the top of a genetically engineered caste system) and so might be mistaken as satire.
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As much as I crave trashy dramatic space opera I am losing my patience with the suneater series. Which sucks because it has so much stuff I like but the further you read the less the author hides that he's a religious conservative
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This sounds like a plot point in one of the middle Dresden Files books
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🫂♥️ I'm sorry puppy
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little sooner than last time, it begins >:)
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking to get a place on the upskirts of town
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🫂
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally! Yay!!!
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My favorite homophones are "braze/braise" because you can do them both with an oxyacetylene torch
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Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty Rat!!!
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