Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 5hFor anyone curious it's Exethanter from Curse of Strahd's Amber Temple 🤫 010
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 18hIs it me or do a lot of these feature Insurance Sales as the character's job? Is this like how American porn has a trope for fucking the plumber or a hot nurse? 000
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 18hIt's always attractive when someone bears its heart to the world 020
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Had a very weird moment in the shower yesterday when my internal monolog sounded like the mattress story 010
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The guys at Secret Base are so hypnotizing in their voice overs that they alter the cadence of my head-voice for hours 110
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Honestly on some days I see your hair and think of a guinea pig :3 010
Reposted by Undead BipedUndead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026See a lesbian, post a lesbian 052
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Liberals and their 15 minute cities are trying to keep us from experiencing girldick traffic :( 020
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Estrogen makes sweets taste the way they did when I was a kid. For my entire adult life I felt that cream was the worst part of the oreo but I have returned to the light 040
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My wife tells me my taste in wall art is worrying but I don't see it 040
Reposted by Undead Bipeddisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Deciding "simp" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been frotted by your lithoromantic boyfriends and it SHOWS. 1224
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You can be both, silly! bsky.app/profile/fetu... 010
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just think you'd look very cute! And you already have the maid outfit and take direction so well! 010
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My darling mannequin clings to independent thought but that can be fixed 🖤 120
Reposted by Undead Bipedmac the werebunny 🐇⚧️ @saintmac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026they should legalize poly marriages so i can marry my girlfriend and my girlfriend and my girlfriend and my girlfriend and my girlfriend and my girlfriend 1386
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"the sweetie" deserves this but she forgot this was payback and that scenes with emotional weight actually affect her now 020
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'll learn to wear heels, then I can lean casually on the top of your head 110
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I like my women how I like my punishments; cruel and unusual 030
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah but it still hurts to hear as a moniker 110
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay so I forgot that I have an attack that does fire damage! I spent 5 continuous hours playing this on Saturday, then got high and spent two hours sobbing and didn't retain a bug chunk of that day! And the sun was in my eyes and- 120
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026While "cannibal savages who naturally can't be redeemed" makes for a fun villain in a war story, when it's couched in all of this language that real-life conservatives use to justify real-life genocide it's pretty hard to stomach 000
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026But in a later book it is revealed that the overall plot is guided by a nearly omniscient being in the future which is trying to ensure its own ultimate good ending, which requires the protagonist to make hard sacrifices to defeat the Objectively Evil Aliens 120
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Spoilers: Like in the second book the povtagonist goes on this anti-bodymod rant that reads as transphobic but also is hypocritical in-character (he's at the top of a genetically engineered caste system) and so might be mistaken as satire. 110
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As much as I crave trashy dramatic space opera I am losing my patience with the suneater series. Which sucks because it has so much stuff I like but the further you read the less the author hides that he's a religious conservative 120
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This sounds like a plot point in one of the middle Dresden Files books 020
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A little sooner than last time, it begins >:) 010
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Looking to get a place on the upskirts of town 020
Undead Biped @northcoastcaptive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My favorite homophones are "braze/braise" because you can do them both with an oxyacetylene torch 030