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@normjohnson.bsky.social
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Blue dot in red state. Hobbies include strip solitare and running with scissors.

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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 21h
Hey, fuck off!
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Perhaps we need to a compromise and have public executions of every pedophile on the list.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was before she was in the WNBA.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Geezus, that hilarious.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the players laughing it up in the sideline, fuck them.
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nwhawkeye.bsky.social @nwhawkeye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy SHIT!
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's hilarious!
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They showed slow motion reply several times showing it obviously bouncing off the ground and the idiot announcers never said anything until they stopped play to review it.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If I'm Ferentz,when we punted, I'd have them bodyslam the returner. If it's not a penalty to throw him to the ground, then let's fucking dance, bitches.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How about if he's wearing a helmet and jorts?
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Could be a good game, although even though I live in KC I don't really care who wins. On second thought, I guess I will pull for Kansas. I'm old enough to remember when Missouri pulled out of an Iowa home and away series after Iowa had a good year. Fuck those chickenshit pussies.
"Never forget" sign
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whatchu talkin about Willis?
Nebraska guy who looks like Gary Coleman.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Google and AI didn't exist 40 years ago.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is big. I hear they are also very close to supplying Brawndo to the crops. It's got the electrolytes crops crave.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Forget sweating, find the one that makes you piss like a racehorse and you'll have old men lining up waving their checkbooks.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They had a commercial a couple years ago where Craig Robinson had all the red light shades and stuff like the old restaurants. They were just rubbing it in people's faces reminding them that it used to be a good place.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm both.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That's actually sound financial advice. Have you priced funerals lately? My mom's was over 12k. If a family of four goes in a car crash or a carbon monoxide leak, they can just have one funeral. The savings could buy a quality low mileage pre-owened car. Follow me for more life hacks.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Perhaps there's already been one. Some physicists say that until a streaker is observed he doesn't even exist.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yeah, It definitely wasn't known by most people. Growing up in Iowa people would have been saying a term like corn sweats every damn hot day. Much better than, "Hot enough for you?" 😀
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Did they just discover this? I've lived my whole life in Iowa and Kansas City and I never heard of this until last summer.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
mondoweiss.net/2012/05/hard... He can't stand that people dare criticize Netanyahu, so he's making up lies by saying those people are anti Semitic. Just because somebody says that they don't like trump, doesn't mean they're a good person. Walsh is a shit person and always has been.
mondoweiss.net
Hardline Israel backers gave cash to Rep. Joe Walsh, author of Op-Ed calling for Israeli apartheid
Representative Joe Walsh’s (R-IL) Op-Ed in the Washington Times May 3 turned heads. He argued that the only real solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is “one contiguous Israeli state from the…
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's such a joke.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Does he know she exists?
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Brawndo logo from Idiocracy
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He's bffs with Charles Kushner. Booker is human garbage.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Greenland might allow the invasion if they get 30 billion like Iran.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He's bffs with Charles Kushner. All his talk is performative, Booker is human garbage.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The reason he started the war was to get people to stop talking about the Epstein files.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hope they do but not holding my breath. Those tickets are insanely expensive. It's the super rich Epstein class that can afford to be there.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Everything is temporary if you wait long enough.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Don't believe your eyes. 🤣
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
That's what happens when people get fired for giving the accurate numbers.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson Retreats into a Bush
ALT: Homer Simpson Retreats into a Bush
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
He's got some big shoes to fill.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Billy Ray Cyrus had a memorable occapella performance at the inauguration, they could give him a call!
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
We went from please clap to don't boo.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Or actually get some money by including numerous misspellings and racial slurs.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I don't know why they can't have the gold paint again. I think that looks much better. Wasn't it Alford that painted it black? They need to change back everything that shit-stain did.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It's like when Fonzie tried to say he was wrong.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
We're actually safe there. Before leaving office Biden changed the code to "Acetaminophen," Trump will never get it right.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I just saw a bunch of her videos. She's good.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I saw this driving one night. I'm very jealous of whoever owns it.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
What does a football game cost, a thousand dollars?
Arrested development pic
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
People joke but who would have imagined in the old days that we'd have so many tall people? If you invented the game today you'd want to make the rims much higher.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I think Greg Brady might be behind that picture, he's done it before.
Greg Brady faking a UFO.UFO from the Brady Bunch
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I was wondering the same thing.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Apparently maga chucklefucks didn't blink when he said that drug prices were lowered by 1800 percent. Never underestimate their stupidity.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Stop posting bullshit lies. If you're following this asshole, you probably want to stop dong that.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
One time I bought a box of granola bars. I was a fat guy so I ate a bunch of them. Didn't realize that they were fiber bars. I shit for about 20 hours.
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