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@normjohnson.bsky.social
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Blue dot in red state. Hobbies include strip solitare and running with scissors.

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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How about if he's wearing a helmet and jorts?
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Could be a good game, although even though I live in KC I don't really care who wins. On second thought, I guess I will pull for Kansas. I'm old enough to remember when Missouri pulled out of an Iowa home and away series after Iowa had a good year. Fuck those chickenshit pussies.
"Never forget" sign
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whatchu talkin about Willis?
Nebraska guy who looks like Gary Coleman.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Google and AI didn't exist 40 years ago.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Brawndo logo from Idiocracy
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I saw this driving one night. I'm very jealous of whoever owns it.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
What does a football game cost, a thousand dollars?
Arrested development pic
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I think Greg Brady might be behind that picture, he's done it before.
Greg Brady faking a UFO.UFO from the Brady Bunch
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
One time I was watching that movie while drinking with my phone and my credit card within reaching distance.
Average Joe's t-shirt.Average Joe's t-shirt
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Brook Rollins would approve. Could use "One other thing."
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
One of my favorite drunk online purchases.
Bad news bears jerseyBad news bears jersey
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Apparently they were shot down with BB guns.
A Christmas Story pic holding a bb gun
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I too, was a fan of Norman Dale's coaching style in Hoosiers. Trying it in this spot was definitely ballsy.
Norman Dale from Hoosiers saying my team is on the floor.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Drew Carey show outdoor pool table
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It gives me 3 hour tour vibes.
Picture of the cast of Gilligan's Island.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Graham tweet saying that if we nominate Trump we will get destroyed and we will deserve it
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Pic from back to the future.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
In reality, Guns N Roses just had a giant Trump pinata on stage at their concert in Mexico City.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
You haven't been to Kansas City.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
This picture was at a fundraising event in DC.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The Epstein files, brought to you by Acme Printer Cartridges.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Nice, my dad saved the 57 Rose Bowl and the fainting Irish game papers.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Surroundings? In this economy?
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I'm still having Thanksgiving, but sadly had to cut back on the surroundings this year.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Maga won't care.
Maga supporters with maxi pads on their ears and ijaculate all over their faces.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
When Mike Johnson sees a pic of Trump's neck his kid get an alert.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Sometimes, dead is better.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My theory is that they are trying to be the absolute worst team. By the end of June, they'll be traveling in a beat-up old prop plane.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The 75 thousand which Trump said is much less than the actual number of 75 million. Also, somebody should make a commercial of the classroom scene in Ferris Bueller where the teacher talks about the Smoot-Hawley Tariffs and what they did to our country.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Navy admiral in charge of US Southern Command quits amid controversial boat strikes. Some question if these folks were smuggling drugs at all.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
We're living in some sort of simulation. These people are obviously not real!
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
This asshole found out when he tried that stuff one-on-one he was gonna get his ass kicked. Needed two other guys to come save him. Fuck every one of these cowards.
This pic shows a pussy ass little bitch dressed up like an army guy for trick or treating.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Only took a few minutes to find the actual picture. I'm so old that I remember when we made fun of maga for posting bullshit.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I think that's a mask.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
He spent all that money on a fancy soldier-guy Halloween costume and it didn't even come with combat boots?
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I'm not sure why we were allowed to line up past the los earlier, but I'll take it.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Insane that this Pic isn't bigger. A joke check about Trump buying an aged-out woman. Is this what he paid for Melania?
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I thought this was the trump drawing from the birthday book?
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I'm good for another 1,200 cups.
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Wow, look at the time..
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Norm @normjohnson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Somebody made a wish that she couldn't lie so the "Justice for all" line just wouldn't come.
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