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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not fair. They should have asked him his name, what time it is when the big hand is on 5 and the little one's on 3, and which one of the following animals is a horse. He would have absolutely "aced" it.

Headline: Trump stands in silence then walks off as he's asked 3 humilating questions in front of Xi

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ah. Gotcha. This isn't senility. This is just what Orwell called "duckspeak." Just put your political ideology through a woodchipper, let it spray across the world, and rejoice in your enemies' frustration as sense and reason get drowned in it. When exactly do we take to the streets, again?

another excerpt from above linked article, "And in 2024, while promoting his anti-trans sports bill..." to "...something that is not happening."

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wow. Tuberville's brain shat its bed so hard, the seismic effects summoned me back from my burrow deep within the ground. What the actual fuck. Time to give Tommy the "person woman man camera TV" test? www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/09/sena... My warning to Tubby: never get in a PR battle with furries.

excerpt from above-linked article, from "and in one bizarre tangent..." to "...you can't make this up."

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Coming up out of the burrow just to spit some venom at this study. Because WHAT FREE MARKET. There hasn't been a "free" market in America since the subprime crisis. Hell, there hasn't been a free market in America since Dartmouth College v. Woodward (1819). Corporate hegemony is NOT a free market.

CBS News poll question: "[do you] consider the free market system to be..."

good for the us economy (66%)

bad for the us economy (34%)

something that would look very different from this monopolistic shit and might still have actual fucking small businesses cause if we can't have even joann's fabrics you can go fuck yourselves sideways (one frothing mad ponybug)

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

"Show me why the GOP has no future in one image." Remember when they at least pretended one goal of their policies was to improve the general public's economic security? Remember when that was supposed to be the end point of all this? Not that it was ever more than lip service, even from Dems.

Screenshot of https://amac.us/newsline/the-socialist-plan-to-gut-the-constitution-spark-a-communist-revolution:

“You have no debt. You don’t need health insurance. You don’t pay a mortgage or have a landlord, because comfortable housing is a human right. Your retirement is publicly funded. Food, education, energy, medicine, and transportation aren’t for-profit businesses; they are common goods and utilities.”

To anyone with a basic understanding of economics and the real world, that’s the stuff of childish fantasies. It might be laughable – if it weren’t becoming a mainstream position on the political left.

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All-Devouring* Scourge of Terra (Mrs.) @martianempress.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Gonna keep making noise about this. Read this. Post it. Post everywhere you see a MAGA. Reply with it. Show coworkers & family. monthlyreview.org/articles/why... No, of fucking COURSE they'll rationalize it away. But confrontation with our most iconic genius might get some dissonace brewing...

monthlyreview.org

Why Socialism? - Monthly Review

Albert Einstein is the world-famous physicist. This article was originally published in the first issue of Monthly Review (May 1949). It was subsequently published in May 1998 to commemorate the... RE...

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All-Devouring* Scourge of Terra (Mrs.) @martianempress.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

While we're on the topic of disrupting their days... This is the perfect time to call Mitch McConnell's office at (202) 224-2541 and ask them "Hey, are we gonna hear from Mitch soon? Or are ya still sewing on the marionnette strings." Trust me. I could HEAR the weariness in the intern's voice. 🤣

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You know, I used to be a pacifist.

What really blows my mind is... Columbus, Cleveland, and Cincinnati apparently can't stand him now. (Well, Cleveland's no shock. The others... yeah, kinda!)

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"Vote" anyhow, of course. And by "vote" I mean [REDACTED] [REDACTED] their homes [REDACTED] a ditch [REDACTED] [REDACTED] serrated trowel [REDACTED] like these rich brutish mobsters deserve.

Also, please note the six "Trump Regret" states highlighted in boxes. Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Arizona, Georgia, and Nevada have all woken up from their Trump benders and they've realized what they've done.

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Even better? If I'm doing my homework right... and I always do... the total population of those four remaining pro-Trump states is about 0.015% of America. If you have any remaining MAGA contacts, I would be so gratified if you would BULLDOZE them with this info and report back. 😏

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Per Wiki, that's a 2025 population of 5,183,991. The population of the remaining pro-Trump states is less than the ENTIRE population of Alabama. That's barely over 60% of the population of NYC *alone*. And just over 1⅓ Los Angeli. 😼 NEVER let 'em get away with this "Real America" crap.

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This map made me feel a bit better, especially after I looked up the population ranks of the remaining states with positive Trump approval. ""Real America"" is now down to... Idaho (37th) Wyoming (50th!) West Virginia (39th) North Dakota (47th) We lunatics are clearly gonna run this asylum soon.

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Betteridge's Law: it's never, ever wrong.

Headline: "Are Democrats Finding Their Spines?"

Wikipedia: Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." It is based on the assumption that if the publishers were confident that the answer was yes, they would have presented it as an assertion; by presenting it as a question, they are not accountable for whether it is correct or not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

"Will nobody rid me of this meddlesome U.S. District Judge Reed O'Connor?"

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Good news, everybody... 😈 If it's not true, it should be trivially easy to prove. Didn't he just get a Very Normal third checkup this year? They could reassure us so easily. But they went full DARVO, like they always do when there's an awkward truth and that makes me smile. Go little tumor, go.🎉

lgbtq nation headline: white house calls dem rep dumbass and bi**h for suggesting trump has a terminal illness

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Huh. I apparently knew of "Summer In The City," "Do You Believe In Magic," "Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?" and "You Didn't Have to Be So Nice," but didn't *know* I knew any Lovin' Spoonful songs. I like precisely two of those, coincidentally enough.

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

As long as neither of them was the theme song for "What's Up Tiger Lily." :D

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Yeah, Soros is way backed up since the Iran ritual, we can't get any for our Antifa cell either. 😩

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Kier and L Ron and DJT have a scary amount in common! 😱 Which I guess makes MTG this, the dumbest timeline's Cobel. 🤦

Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Apparently JD Vance has said that the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to... have a fourth child with his wife?! There's only one possible explanation for this bizarre behavior, and it's coming this summer from A24. They are doing some occult Malkovich shit at the White House for sure.

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Also, if some of you could mention to MAGA family/coworkers that Albert Einstein, George Orwell, and Helen Keller were all card-carrying socialists and report back to me, I would be very gratified. I keep hoping to get someone with that one-- not that facts matter to these people but shock is fun.

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The Mysterious Project ("annotating the entire New Testament with anti-MAGA sentiments") is on hold for now. In the meantime, I just wanted to give y'all this little bit of ammunition for next time you're arguing with your MAGA relatives/coworkers about "welfare."

screenshot of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_basic_income_in_the_United_States#Older_history_(from_Paine_and_Spence_to_1900)

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Toroth (they/them) @torothhatchling.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

So if anyone is hiring for someone with team lead experience or copy writing or copy editing or data auditing or wants to commission me for writing or music please get in touch.

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Schadenfreude @normalpony.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This is a real excerpt from a real piece of AI slop I ran across. I normally try not to circulate this crap, but this one just felt like... a cultural moment, you know? #STOPDICTADRS #FREDOM #TИRANNY

Blatant AI slop political cartoon of a right-wing protest. The only legible signs include "STOP DICTADRS!" and "FREDOM! TИRANNY!"

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But mainly, to paraphrase the paradoxically immortal words of my dear Grandmother Sengir... "It'll help to pass the time until we die." 🤷‍♀️ I think if it sees publication, I'll give my first copy to the piece of shit landlord who owns the decaying squat next door yet probably still attends church. 🤔

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Why? Well, the Kickstarter I threatened on @martianempress.bsky.social would indeed save me from an onerous corporate job hunt. And it would be a really fun to know I helped provide people with a passive-aggressive gift for their MAGA relations.

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So yeah. I have a big ol' doorstoppy study Bible on my desk, and I have every intention of going through it and annotating every single solitary precept, parable, or outright command from That (Mostly) Friendly Long-Haired Jewish Kid that the MAGAs have openly shat upon.

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