Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“At the hotel reception I said ’I'm awfully sorry, I forgot what room I'm in’. ’No problem sir’ the lady said. ’This is called 'The Lobby'". ~Steven Spielberg #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“There’s nothing wrong with collecting crisp packets.” ~Yvette Fielding #quote 001
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Here’s my origin video game, you whippersnappers. 100
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Head lice becoming more resistant to treatments. Scientists left scratching their heads.” ~Phillip Schofield #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"My cum smells like a chip shop." ~Ben Fogle #quote 011
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Why was the string instrument so certain? The harp wants what the harp wants.” ~Nigel Kennedy #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“They should make a TV show following John Nettles around playing Sting songs at him when he’s out in public. They could call it Stinging Nettles.” ~Liza Tarbuck #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“My diarrhoea smells like pickled onions.” ~Caitlyn Jenner #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“I put my finger in my bellybutton and gave it a sniff. Ripe cheddar!” ~Heather Graham #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“What’s the fast drink in the world? Milk - it’s pasteurised before you see it.” ~Nick Berry #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“Why are you asking me if I have fangs?” ~Katie Phang #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“Who was the skinniest singer? Bony Tyler.” ~ Jamie Theakston #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“Hell yeah! I love it when I smell like raw pastry!” ~Mutya Buena #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“I just learned that oat milk was discovered in the 1960s, when NASA found out by accident what zero-g environments do to goat milk” ~Salman Rushdie #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"I just accidentally peed on myself and now I smell like bacon." ~Sid Owen #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Why doesn't the duck like his doctor? He's a quack." ~Sally Field #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Floating on a cloud Sticky icky icky Got me some loud Tacky whacky baccy” ~Snoop Dogg #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"Who was the shittiest king? Richard the Turd." ~Matthew Kelly #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026“Where do parrots go to school? The polytechnic.“ ~Keir Starmer #quote 010
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026“First you had black and white telly, then came colour telly, then, lo and behold, Telly Savalas.” ~Edith Bowman #quote 010
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026“What do you say when you make a dead body disappear? Abra-cadaver!” ~Katherine Heigl #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"Why does my earwax smell like chocolate?" ~Toby Anstis #quote 010
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026“My nephew sells irritating clockwork toys. He’s a windup merchant.” ~Pope Leo XIV #quote 010
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026“Why was the farmer always pressing his lips against his rooster? He loved to suck his cock.” ~Derek Griffiths #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"How did I get so smart? By eating cockroaches." ~Neil Turok #quote 010
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"Which robotic singer bips and boops? Justin Beeper." ~Victoria Beckham #quote 010
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026“Just had sex with a baseball bat.” ~Goldie Hawn #quote 010
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“Jim Al-Khalili is silly sniffing Billy. He’s eating bugs when he’s on drugs.” ~Jilly Cooper #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“Ken Barlow is not my father!” ~Gary Barlow #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026“I do not look like an elderly lesbian!” ~Conan O’Brien #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"Which Ewok likes cricket? Wicket." ~Warwick Davis #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026You can't tell me these aren't lizard people. 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026”Who is the skinniest celebrity in Britain? Helen Skeleton.” Danny Dyer #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026“Who is the most plastic, see-through celebrity in America? Susan Saranwrap.“ ~Scott Baio #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026“What do you do when someone wants to become prime minister? Burnham.” ~Penelope Keith #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026“Which London landmark is a big black penis? Trevor Nelson’s Column.” ~Zoe Ball #quote 000
Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026“I really do have the smelliest queefs. Everyone has to put up with the smell of rotten haggis, I don’t care.” ~Kemi Badenoch #quote. 000