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Tufty Club Henchman

@normalherbs.bsky.social
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Jokes mostly. I’m also into science and technology. Ethics before politics.

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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Vaun Earl Norman @vaun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes im a clown. But hopefully soon a clown on a mobility scooter. Please find the time to share. I understand how hard it is nowadays with the cost of living being so hard on people. So if you can't donate then sharing is brilliantly helpful. gofund.me/d1b132aae
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here’s my origin video game, you whippersnappers.
Horace and the Spiders
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Vaun Earl Norman @vaun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This has been a very difficult time for me and the decision to do this as been really hard to make. But the potential benefits outweigh shame and embarrassment I'm afraid. gofund.me/645f5a343
gofund.me
Donate to Buy a Mobility Scooter, organized by Vaun Earl Norman
Hi I'm Vaun Earl Norman you might have seen me in Vic and Bob's Big Night Out, or The Other … Vaun Earl Norman needs your support for Buy a Mobility Scooter
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Head lice becoming more resistant to treatments. Scientists left scratching their heads.” ~Phillip Schofield #quote
Freddy Krueger
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Has anyone heard anything from Ashley Banjo? I haven't seen him out nicking packets of Wotsits for a while.
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"My cum smells like a chip shop." ~Ben Fogle #quote
Rob Brydon
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Why was the string instrument so certain? The harp wants what the harp wants.” ~Nigel Kennedy #quote
Chris Packham
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“They should make a TV show following John Nettles around playing Sting songs at him when he’s out in public. They could call it Stinging Nettles.” ~Liza Tarbuck #quote
Kirstie Allsopp
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“My diarrhoea smells like pickled onions.” ~Caitlyn Jenner #quote
Fatima Whitbread
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“I put my finger in my bellybutton and gave it a sniff. Ripe cheddar!” ~Heather Graham #quote
Amy Schumer
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“What’s the fast drink in the world? Milk - it’s pasteurised before you see it.” ~Nick Berry #quote
Patrick Kielty
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My favourite thing about BlueSky is when it crashes the browser tab when you open a post.
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Why are you asking me if I have fangs?” ~Katie Phang #quote
Tia Carrere
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nice picture of Michael Weatherly.
Danny Dyer
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Who was the skinniest singer? Bony Tyler.” ~ Jamie Theakston #quote
Hugh Heffner
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Hell yeah! I love it when I smell like raw pastry!” ~Mutya Buena #quote
Vanessa Feltz
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Test
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Which former footballer is also a movie star? Michael Owen Wilson.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay Clacton. Let’s go.
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Signals by BUNKR bunkr-music.bandcamp.com/album/signals @bunkr303.bsky.social #Bandcamp Great stuff.
bunkr-music.bandcamp.com
Signals, by BUNKR
8 track album
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“I just learned that oat milk was discovered in the 1960s, when NASA found out by accident what zero-g environments do to goat milk” ~Salman Rushdie #quote
Armin Shimerman
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"I just accidentally peed on myself and now I smell like bacon." ~Sid Owen #quote
Dexter Fletcher
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@bandcamp.com this is what happens when you fire your IT staff.
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#BandcampFriday If you’re on a computer, you can’t checkout if you have more than one item in your basket. #Shambles
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Looks like @status.bandcamp.com hasn't posted in 8 months. Bandcamp is in shambles.
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It looks like #Bandcamp isn't working on #Safari for #Mac. @bandcamp.com @status.bandcamp.com #BandcampFriday
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 07/08/2026
oh my bandcamp lays off the engineering team and then has the slowest loading bandcamp friday in memory? wonder if those things are related.
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It looks like #Bandcamp isn't working on #Safari for #Mac. @bandcamp.com @status.bandcamp.com #BandcampFriday
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Why doesn't the duck like his doctor? He's a quack." ~Sally Field #quote
Rosanne Barr
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#Bandcamp Martiri Del Futuro [UFC001] by Endrew endrewmusic.bandcamp.com/album/martir...
endrewmusic.bandcamp.com
Martiri Del Futuro [UFC001], by Endrew
5 track album
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Nice picture of John Lithgow.
John McEnroe
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Weird Al Yankovich wearing a tinfoil hat
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Floating on a cloud Sticky icky icky Got me some loud Tacky whacky baccy” ~Snoop Dogg #quote
Marvin Gaye
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026
Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’
Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Who was the shittiest king? Richard the Turd." ~Matthew Kelly #quote
Rolf Harris
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nice picture of Jeff Bezos.
Ross Kemp
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Which martial artist played the unknown stuntman in The Fall Guy? Bruce Lee Majors.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz355bs
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A nice box of mosquitoes for Bear Grylls to eat.
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Nice picture of Andy Burnham.
Andrew Lloyd Webber
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Nice picture of Scott Baio.
Hugh Jackman
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That's an interesting opinion you have there, anime avatar.
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ashley Banjo's therapist is Iain Lee.
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just seen Ashley Banjo rummaging through the bins at the back of Sainsbury’s again.
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nice picture of Zach Braff.
Dax Shepard
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Where do parrots go to school? The polytechnic.“ ~Keir Starmer #quote
Christopher Reeves
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“First you had black and white telly, then came colour telly, then, lo and behold, Telly Savalas.” ~Edith Bowman #quote
Fearne Cotton
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Tufty Club Henchman @normalherbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Geoff Goldblum in full effect.
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