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Meg Bot

@normalaugustegirl.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Meg! Your average, everyday girl who also just happens to be the hero of Auguste! 🌊⛱️💗🦈👊🗡 💗 @visitauguste.bsky.social 💗

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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 9m
Is the current me doing okay? Has she matured any? Huh? She has nice muscles?
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 38m
Pochacco: I wish for Meg to be happy again.Meg: Pochacco...
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 1h
I just realized this might be the first proper vacation I've had in Auguste!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 1h
Auguste helped me grow. And now, it's my turn to save it from destruction! It's not dead yet. No matter what it takes, I'll restore it to the Auguste we all love and treasure! There's still hope!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 2h
Oof... This vacation crushed my wallet...
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 2h
I need to train harder so I don't catch any more colds!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 3h
Meg spraying herself with perfume as Hal and Mal wave awkwardly, and Meg pictures herself as an angel like them with a wing coming out of her head. Ursula does not like the perfume
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 3h
I like to eat my sharks whole, and they weigh roughly about 300-400 kilograms.
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 4h
Um, Mari? L-let's calm down a little!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 4h
Yes, it definitely is! Auguste is nothing short of sublime!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 5h
I used Ursula as a mold for the shape, but I forgot to factor in the whole getting her out part...
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 5h
Wait, I got it. It's the Albacore's butt we have to stick it in, isn't it?
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 6h
Oof... This vacation crushed my wallet...
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 6h
Ursula seems nervous for some reason... I think we should take things slow for the time being.
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 7h
Sigh... I'm not helping at all, am I... Even after turning eighteen, I'm just as useless...
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 7h
Threaten all you like. The only end I see, is the weekend!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 8h
Haha. I’m probably the most generic person in the crew, so I’m stoked I got to spread my wings a little.
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 8h
I used Ursula as a mold for the shape, but I forgot to factor in the whole getting her out part...
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 9h
Ellen. Earlier, you mentioned something about someone planning this whole zombie incident, didn't you?
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 9h
Rephrase what you said earlier by twisting your words a bit and making them not flaggy. That should push things in a positive direction!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 10h
I don't care what happens anymore. I'm done running. I'll enjoy myself if it kills me.
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 10h
The way you blend magic into your swordplay is extraordinary! I wish I had powers... Then I could conjure up some cool flame effects for Ursula!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 11h
Fuh-fuh-fuh... F-fish... Al... Al... Albacore...
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 11h
Yes. After all, this is where my precious friend lives now. It's her home! Mari was always here beside me in Auguste. She's someone that my beloved Auguste needs!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 12h
Every girl dreams of having the vacation of their lives in Auguste.
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 12h
Mari's trying to get a bunch of stalls off the ground, so we're boosting their sales figures! More sales mean more popularity! Yep, that's definitely how it works!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 13h
You can't! Sorry, but can you just do what I say and cancel the flashback? Please!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 13h
Wh-wh-wha?
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 14h
Whaaat! Elect the czar?
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 14h
A shot of Meg's legs as she stands on the shores of Auguste in GBVSR
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 15h
Meg panicking as Siero introduces her
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 15h
Meg: An image showing both designs for younger Meg, with the following narration: Her features have changed somewhat, but whether that is due to natural maturation or the series of traumatic experiences in recent years is anyone’s guess
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 16h
Meg calling on Ursula to jump out of a pool as Vyrn watches
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 16h
Sigh... I'm not helping at all, am I... Even after turning eighteen, I'm just as useless...
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 17h
Siero, Ferry, and Gran carrying a very confused Meg and Ursula, as Albert carries a bunch of shark plushies behind them
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 17h
Beautiful, isn't it? The color reminds me of Auguste's clear blue seas. Er, even if it's a toy.
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 18h
Sharks that swim underground could pull off such a feat without being spotted...
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 18h
Meg wearing a kimono from promotional art for a livestream
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 19h
You can relax, Sandalphon! Look into Ursula's eyes—this isn't the face of a killer! See?
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 19h
Meg striking a dynamic action pose with a transformed Ursula on her arm from her GBVSR intro
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 20h
Ellen. Earlier, you mentioned something about someone planning this whole zombie incident, didn't you?
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 20h
La-la-la! What yummy juice! La-dee-dah! What a wonderful book!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 21h
Anyway, after the cold-water bath, next is usually the... Wait, what was it? I'm so cold... my brain isn't working...
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 21h
The one I have now is all rusted from blood. It literally won't cut it anymore. Am I lucky or what!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 22h
Yes, ma'am! I'll crush the life out of them!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 22h
The way you blend magic into your swordplay is extraordinary! I wish I had powers... Then I could conjure up some cool flame effects for Ursula!
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 23h
You looked kind of like a Prince Charming, you know? But I guess that's a little weird to—
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 23h
Huh? Oh… Wait, what? By Shark Girl, you mean me?
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't worry. Whatever happens, I'll be there to protect you, Mari.
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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Prince Charming isn’t someone you wait for. It’s someone you become. And so I set my mind to it!
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