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i make comics and i don't have any patience

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⋆˙⟡ qiyra ✧˖⋆ @qiyra.net · 06/09/2026
I know I should sleep but the voices in my head
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
watching episode 41 of bleach TYBW and just making this face.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
where have all the bean dads gone
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
obi-wan non-chalant af. if i sensed a billion people get obliterated i woulda been freaking tf out
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
gotta great deal on some primo ad space in the futurama intro
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Andrew 🐻 @awd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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¡Gordo Y Más! @gordo-y-mas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Gordo by Gus Arriola, August 19 1946:
Coronado is playing horseshoes and accidentally conks a siesta-enjoying Gordo in the head. To hide his crime, he makes hoofprints with the horseshoe and absconds from the scene. Later, Pepito finds his unconscious uncle: "Goly, Senor Dog, lookie! A heet-and-ron horse mus' have run over poor Uncle Gordo!"
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
bartleby....
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
to me the wildest part of the montgomery brawl will always be this lady who got absolutely BONKED.
a woman sits on the dock, looking up in bewilderment at a man who is swiftly bringing a folding chair down on her head with catastrophic force.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
texas instruments just patched the 8008135 exploit
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i can't believe they kept this shot in the kai cut???
goku looking off model as hell after leaving the time chamber
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
downgrade of the willennium
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
gonna start liking my own posts so my algorithm starts showing me real niggas.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they said this summer was gonna be like 2016 again
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
this shit costs 343 morbillion dollars and these niggas lost it in 2 years
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
reading a thread from 2021 about halo infinite and seeing all those poor fools anticipating future story content and couch co-op
the scene from interstellar where that white guy is trapped in the time bookcase and is forced to watch a highlight reel of his life's mistakes
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
more halo posting. later halos try to build on master chief's lack of character by making it a character trait, but i think they should've given him a shitton of character and pretended he just never had a chance to show it off.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
lookat the shit they're spending our taxes on, we are NOT getting universal healthcare.
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John Hudgens @johnhudgens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel, reformatted into one poster-sized image
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel, reformatted into one poster-sized image
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
more halo posting. after halo 3 you woulda thought they'd be done fighting covenant, but instead each new installment concocts a reason for you to slaughter more brutes, grunts and jackals (and sometimes elites).
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
one thing i really liked about halo's storytelling is that they really knew when to hold back. the elements which go unexplained really add to the grandiose feel of its universe, as if you're only ever experiencing a fraction of it. thank god they've gone on to explain everything in great detail!
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GWIZ 🎧🌙✨ @gwizofthestars.com · 24/07/2026
A Hero Must Rise. Believe. WalMart.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
we have to bring back throwing rotten tomatoes at stand-up comedians
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
that's why herr's on top bitches!!
Utz Brands, Inc. goes private in $2.9 billion deal with European snack company 
 
HANOVER, Pa. (WHTM) — The central Pennsylvania-based snack manufacturer, Utz Brands, Inc., has officially gone private in a $2.9 billion deal with a European snack company.

According to Utz Brands, Inc., they have entered into a definitive agreement in which a private equity firm based out of Germany, called Intersnack Group GmbH & Co. KG, will acquire all outstanding shares of Class A Common Stock – a purchase valued at about $2.9 billion.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
WHERE HAVE ALL THE HEADPHONES GONE
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
how did he know about avengers doomsday.
youtube.com
SNEAK VIDEO: Future's End Credits Rap from Avengers: Infinity War
YouTube video by Demi Adejuyigbe
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
if you sourced your feedback to avengers doomsday entirely from bsky, you'd think this movie was bout to bomb like a mad bomber what bombs at midnight.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 19/07/2026
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
a skunk that looks like donald trump says "i love inflation!"
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this nigga dipped.
paul ryan
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
guy who's about to lose a rap battle: I AM ADOLF HITLER
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
t-t-t-that's all, folks!: remembering lindsey graham
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
for five glorious episodes, piccolo was the strongest in the 'verse. everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
note how the bottom 60 is chock full of middle stages, while the top 60 has exactly one middle stage.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
this is literally where google email assistance peaked. it's all been downhill from here.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
miles "morales" prowler
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i get it, graphic designer, the desaturated disability pride colors are not very "aesthetic". but those colors were chosen with intention.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i think you mean, "listen to these tracks bitch, PLEASE"
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
it's a great 4th of july for haters
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
on the left side is an annoyed squidward, the caption reads "americans be like" with squidward saying "can't stand her fascist ass!" on the right side, squidward is happily hanging out with spongebob and patrick in american themed hats. the caption reads "4th of july" and squidward is saying "me and the bestie!"
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
How I’m feeling after June
Santa’s little helper smoking a cig
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it's funny cause i was just about to trick myself into thinking that uwe boll's only crime was in making cheesy movies.
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
tangle tower sequel???AWOOOOOOOOOO
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
me when it's time for vegeta to get his ass beat
joyful man in suit sitting expectantly
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
yamcha did not deserve all that
yamcha from dbz getting choked out and stabbed by dr.geroyamcha dead in a crater
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
bleach hell arc REAL?????
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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
naming naruto's kid boruto completely kneecapped the series. the kid was already gonna be facing constant comparison to his pops, so why give him a temu version of naruto's name?
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