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Nordern

@nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
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Hi, I'm some guy! I mostly do programming. [bridged from chaos.social/@nordern on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h
Once is a coincidence. Twice is two coincidences.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Me: "I want to make a cake. I'll need a cake tin. Do I have a cake tin? Surely not. No need to check. I'd remember if I had a cake tin."
A photograph of 3 cake tins stacked on a shelf.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Dentist the Mantis
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
No inktober today, busy with a different kind of art I don't often do :)
A mocha cake with one slice removed and on a plate
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Corner: one who corns
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
It's heresy hereditary?
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Polymer klingt redundant
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
More languages need the ability to add context to errors. Even when you deal with something exception based, that should be a pretty simple syntax extension.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Kingdom Hearts Collection [I~III]? A Kingdom Hearts game collection that isn't named idiotically? Crazy
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The existence of things whose existence implies the existence of other things implies the existence of things whose existence implies nothing.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Would you like read wine or write wine?
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Infinite monkey glitch
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Thank you for your surface
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sofia ☮️🏴 @sofia.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
@march schon wieder ist die DDR schuld, dass ich keine bananen hab 😔.
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sofia ☮️🏴 @sofia.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
deutsche einheit? wahrscheinlich 0.33 liter.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Tag der Deutschen Einheit? Am Samstag? Wer hat sich denn den Quatsch ausgedacht...
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
#Inktober 01 - Apple A bit of a late start, and not sure yet if I'm going to participate fully this month, but let's see what happens. #inktober2026
A fine liner drawing of a pear.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
*Thing exists* "Will all other things stop existing????!???"
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
*boop*
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Supporting outdated browser versions can be annoying, but it's rewarding not to be a contributing factor in getting someone to upgrade. Just had a user complain complain that my Doki Doki Dialog Generator doesn't work on their iPad after the latest version. They are on Safari 16, which didn't […]
chaos.social
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Firma dunkt
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Me, when programming (Only with cola instead of beer)
A loading screen from the game "Kotámon". A chibi character with cat ears is drinking a can of beer. It says "A pile of garbage is being created now. Loading..."
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
At #datenspuren, I went to the riot OS workshop where we worked in #C and I stumbled over this compiler error: "function declaration isn’t a prototype" for a function that looked something like this "int bla () {}" Turns out, that needs to be written as "int bla (void) {}", otherwise it's a […]
chaos.social
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
OBS: Oh boy, streaming!
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 21/08/2026
@cadey@pony.social with alt text
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ALWAYS DO THE HACKING HAHA WHAT ARe they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao
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sofia ☮️🏴 @sofia.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
i'm going to #datenspuren this weekend (friday and saturday, wanna leave early on sunday). if anyone wants to hang out, shoot me a message. i also wouldn't mind finding a place to sleep 😇.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Don't HDMI, I'm Scared
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Das frischeste Gebäck: Febrezel
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
A true "header only" library should force me to provide implementations for its methods myself
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
#Pacman is updating the heck out of these packages #arch
A piece of the pacman console output while updating my systems. The packages say they are downloaded 118%, and are also 3.3GiB in size, despite just being libs.
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sofia ☮️🏴 @sofia.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
a perfect balance of dillying and dallying.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Bundesweiter Warntoot!
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
The sun flies too close to me
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
Mich trifft grade die Ähnlichkeit zwischen "schmal" und "small"... Zeit zum nachforschen.
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sofia ☮️🏴 @sofia.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
> The common name derives from the word jack, denoting "small", and daw, a less common synonym for "jackdaw", and the native English name for the bird. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_jackd… ah, so jackdaw means small jackdaw, mmh yes. #birb
en.wikipedia.org
Western jackdaw - Wikipedia
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Summe (Imperativ)
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
For joking reasons, this is legal.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Megamind has forever destroyed how I say the word "Melancholy"
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sofia ☮️🏴 @sofia.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
#Mastodon feature request: you should be able to bookmark accounts, not just posts.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Bartzitter Schokolade
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
ASCII: All Silly Characters In Ixistence
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
I have played two games this year placed in a fictional Paris featuring a destroyed Eifel Tower and wired rocks growing everywhere. Enough to botch a Doofenshmirtz quote with.
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
It's so sad that previously, if I saw code with a lot of comments at work that was a sign of code that was really well cared for. Now it's a sign that I'm the first human to ever look at that code and that nobody can tell me what they meant to do with here because nobody meant anything 😞
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Live every day as if it's your first! *Cries for Mommy*
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sofia ☮️🏴 @sofia.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
the true tragedy of history is that shoot-em-ups are called "shmups", but beat-em-ups are not called "bmups", or even better "bemups".
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
Save late, save never
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
We have updated our piracy policy
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Nordern @nordern.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Gods for the god god
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