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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃

@norahwoodsey.com
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Sci-fi author with a nearly blank imdb page. Former moderator and fourth generation Brooklynite. books: norahwoodsey.com/books

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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 4h
This guy is running safety protocols on posts
Scene from the Chernobyl mini-series where the supervisor says, “3.6 Roentgennot, not great, not terrible. It was terrible.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 4h
This but for Jerry yes posts
The long term radioactive waste warning pictogram intended to be made into a permanent sign, supposed to be universally understandable for any future peoples.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 12h
Animated Luigi from Super Mario Brothers reading this on an iphone with a confused grimace.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 18/10/2026
Meme from the Thomas the Tank Engine show. Thomas, a blue train engine, is side eyeing something unseen with a grimace. The caption reads, “Thomas had never seen such a mess.”
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 16/10/2026
I think this one was three weeks? Just long enough that I was feeling the routine.
From me: I did a backlog of data entry too quickly and it convinced HR that the existing staff should have been able to do that work, so I got laid off. Clown face emoji.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 15/10/2026
Ahh more background on “Craig”
2018 General Election results for Maryland Attorney General. He ran as a Republican and lost to Brian Frosh. He got 35.1% of the vote.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 15/10/2026
And this fucking guy, Mitchell “Craig”
company card, according to another email. "I told him that it appears she will be deported, but that if he finds out that she is released, he should contact us/police to investigate the additional potential misuses of his card," Wolf wrote to DeNobile after Nayeli's ICE arrest on
September 29.
"Needless to say, if she is released and if she did make additional unauthorized purchases, we will seek to reinstate the case and potentially add charges," he continued.Carroll County Assistant State's Attorney Mitchell "Craig" Wolf. (LinkedIn)
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 15/10/2026
Did you know there is a board game? And it’s kind of fantastic?
The Thing board game, set up for a game with my adult family members.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 15/10/2026
If someone goes away unexpectedly during a family function and returns quietly, either me or one of my brothers will whisper “Where were you, Childs?”
Kurt Russell and Keith David in the final scene of The Thing, looking frosty and fire lit as they regard each other with suspicion.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 15/10/2026
“Nailed it”
Trump spokeswoman, a blonde white woman, smirking after saying “we’ll see” about Trump’s five thousand dollar checks.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 14/10/2026
DING DING DING 2 PM lunch time!!!!
A red tri australian shepherd dog running up to me while licking her face.Same dog, a passing blur.Little marching paws as she completes another complaining loop.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 14/10/2026
lol @ myself “I’ll watch them all. They know I will.”
NW: I almost feel like I have more tracks
I don't like the ones than ones I
consistently love. I hate Miami [Sandra laughs] it's just offensive. And Vegas is even worse. That's-but...yeah, no, it's - I'll watch anything. I'll watch them all. They know I will.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 14/10/2026
Oh god lol I forgot that I bitched about the Hungarian GP
NW: Theres so many races, but they re on summer break right now. But they come back in a couple of weeks. They just, yeah, they just had the Hungarian Grand Prix, which is the worst track.
[Sandra cracks up] I hate that track. It's dirty and narrow and so the cars can't pass each other very well.
SW: Okay.
NW: And so the only time that they pass is during pit, or if somebody crashes.
Very frustrating. It's not fun to watch.
But yeah, so different different tracks are more exciting than others. But yeah, we're, we're kind of mid-season right
now.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 14/10/2026
Excerpt from Transcript: [the racing school was divided] into two groups. And there were these, basically children who are going to try and become Formula 1 drivers someday....
SW: Oh, wow.
NW: in the same cars. [laughs] So that was, you know, that hurt the pride a little bit. That this, like, 13 year old is-I'm getting the blue flag because this, this 13 year old wants to go around me.
[both laughing]
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 13/10/2026
quantify exactly how much worse is very subjective and can also seem calculating ("how many babies would you kill to save an adult?")Luigi from Super Mario Brothers holding an iphone and squinting in confused horror.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 12/10/2026
Onion tweet from 2021, originally showing former NYC mayor De Blasio gesturing, the caption reading: De Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'

I have replaced his head with Ferrari F1 team principal Frédéric Vasseur. The caption has been changed to, Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A tire strategy That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 12/10/2026
LET ME INNNNNNN
This silly brown dog whimpering with her head on my lap.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 11/10/2026
Once again, she is disappointed in the concepts of “rainy day” and “time” especially “it isnt lunch time”
A red tri australian shepherd dog, damp from the rain, looking at me with sadness.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 09/10/2026
“Training issue”
Cuni has been a DHS agent for nearly a decade. According to court declarations he signed, Cuni began his federal law enforcement career with Customs and
Border Protection as a Border Patrol agent in San Diego in 2018 before becoming a deportation officer in 2020.
In December 2024, he was promoted to a supervisory detention and deportation officer, and in May 2025, he joined the National Fugitive Operations team.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 07/10/2026
sometimes being a self-published author means I get to have meetings with designers and printers about hardcover bookmark ribbons and embossing and othertimes it means adding one second of silence to each and every audiobook track because the new distributor requires it
screenshot of audio software showing me adding one second of silence to the beginning of chapter 15 of an audiobook file.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 07/10/2026
Was trying to figure out what address my ancestor lived at when he got married and look at these neighbors and professions in Gravesend
Wyckoff families listed as farmers and neighbors, with servants to run their houses.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 06/10/2026
Still from a video from Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn’s staff. It says Forward and Brooklyn misspelled as Brookyln. The video is an ill advised but fascinating victory lap posted on social media.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 05/10/2026
I took Saoirse outside for a breather during a family get together and thought I had a thread on my cuff I did not It was this fucking thing
A daddy long legs arachnid with long skinny legs and a dark brown stripe down its thorax.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 02/10/2026
Huh.
Imdb entry for untitled project hail mary sequel
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 01/10/2026
$12.2 million buys you this level of performance
Lance Stroll’s driver stats on the formula one page. A helpful button offers you to shop now, I assume for a failson of your own. 2026 season stats for Lance. 21st position, which seems high for a series with 22 drivers. 0 points, 15 races, 10 Did Not Finishes, and 0s for every category from podiums to fastest laps to top 10s.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 30/09/2026
Meanwhile, for one person SNAP in state is $8 to $10 a day
Table showing maximum monthly allowances. The math ranges from around $8 to $10 a day.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 30/09/2026
Tfw you are trying to be chill but are dying inside (vet checkup)
A red tri australian shepherd dog sitting and smiling, but her eyes are watering and they look a little manic. Her tongue is dry because she has been panting too much. She is staring at a door where the vet will enter her exam room
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 29/09/2026
Went to the American Museum of Natural History and this guy was so amped to be at the shitter end of the world’s biggest ever land mammal
A dude both fists in the air, blazer open by a gust of wind, as he stands right behind a simplistic illustration enormous quadruped that looks a bit like an anteater and a rhino and a horse had an interesting evening and a very large baby.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 27/09/2026
The meme of poorly drawn line people huddled up and talking and one responding to outside criticism with a thumbs up.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 26/09/2026
Hmmm
Excerpt from article: While Dale is "not rushing out to buy one", he
"will say, however, that when I'm 80 years old I'll definitely want one of these things. I want to wear it around my neck always, and I want the camera on all the time, so it can tell me where I left my glasses."Eyeglasses on an eyeglasses chain that you wear around your neck. Spyware not included.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 26/09/2026
Simpsons meme of ralph left on the bus, chuckling while saying “I’m in danger”
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 25/09/2026
Omg even cooler now???
Clouds are now purple and pink and violet
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 25/09/2026
Had to crop out identifiers
Vibrant clouds lit bright gold and orange over a pale blue sky
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 25/09/2026
Listen I love rain but why always the weekend
Screenshot of MyRadar showing cold rain all weekend into Monday.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 24/09/2026
Oregon Trail ass elevator
A plywood lined elevator, holes cut out for the buttons and lights.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 24/09/2026
9 games I love, infinity more not included tbh
Ghost of Tsushima, Sesame Street 123, Tetris, AC III, Gran Turismo 4, RC Pro AM, Scott Pilgrim, Ilo Milo, and Fez
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 23/09/2026
Anyway here’s what I think happens next
Then countries codified the agreement and established specific regulations on what kinds of new research into artificial intelligence systems could be conducted. Major corporations followed suit, at least at first. In recent years, companies have become more cavalier, especially smaller, privately funded ventures.
Several countries have not signed on to the accord, rendering it more anticompetitive than anything else.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 22/09/2026
Platform at 4th ave 9th st station in Brooklyn. The green and brown metal supports, transformers, distant platform create various intersections of constructed materials. At the lower right, the rust red rail lines run at a diagonal out of frame.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 21/09/2026
Flying to the Northeast rn
A red bull f1 car approaching a corner and braking. The brakes somehow detonate, throwing wheels in opposite directions. I have captioned it, “ha ha no worries”
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 21/09/2026
Speaking of historic artifacts, I was once a newborn baby
Letter from the rabbi at Maimonides Medical Center congratulating my mother on my birth.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 21/09/2026
“Is this like a museum thingie” ~ one of my kids
A payphone in a nyc subway, mounted to a pillar at the platform. It has graffiti and stickers on it.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 14/09/2026
his spokesperson: they are personal friends! his brother: who?
In response to detailed questions, a spokesperson for Trump Jr. did not dispute the wedding payments from Kremlev.
"Umar is a personal friend of Don," he said.
The spokesman said that Kremlev is "not someone he has a business relationship with" and that the men met through a mutual friend in the hunting world and bonded over their love of boxing and the outdoors.A spokesperson for Trump Jr.'s brother Eric said of Kremlev: "Eric has absolutely no clue who this person is, nor has never heard his name."
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 14/09/2026
Np, here’s the excerpt from my receipt fwiw.
Nuvaxovid 2026-27 Syringe
Last picked up Sep 13, 2026 | 0 fills left
A Needs new prescription
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 12/09/2026
This is my favorite “griege” image
A griege nursery shelving unit, with the stuffies in a barred bin. They are all facing out, staring slack jawed through the bars of their enclosure.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 10/09/2026
come onnnn
It is so small, like a step up from a power wheels, but with gull wing doors.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 10/09/2026
hahhahahhahahha I still love it
The mid-mounted turbocharged 657cc Suzuki F6A inline-three was factory rated at 64 horsepower and 63 Ib-ft of torque. An engine-out service completed in June 2026 included
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 09/09/2026
That’s her spare pod
Invasion of the body snatchers (1956), the main cast reacting to pods in the greenhouse.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 08/09/2026
This administration hates nyc swear to god
The various salads were distributed in
Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx and New York City by direct delivery to retail stores and distributors. Products are distributed in 30 Ib. and 5 Ib. white plastic tubs with a Made Fresh Salads label or a Northside Label and half size aluminum pan. The salads being recalled are as follows with expiration dates from September 3, 2026 through September 18, 2026 printed on the bottom left of the label.
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 07/09/2026
Indicated by what?
Screenshot of a Boston census from 1933. It says, List of Residents 20 years of age and over (females indicated by dagger)
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 05/09/2026
Jurassic Park Scene where Malcolm says, “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.”

And then I modified what Ellie Satler says, so it reads, “Dinosaurs eat man. 
chlorophyll crabs inherits the Earth.”
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