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Jordan Meiller

@noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com
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Writer (certainofeventualfailure.com), musician (soundcloud.com/noplotr), photographer (the banner is one of mine), guy who yells about stuff online.

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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 2h
I’m sure when the genre actually started is debatable but from my own reading I’d say some of Thomas Hardy is at least proto-magical realism.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 2h
My most obnoxious coworker just referred to Practical Magic (1995) as “one of the first magical realism books.” Just want to reiterate that I work for a bookstore.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 02/10/2026
It is a little bit weird that his first thought for who kids won’t go on to read is noted racist Rudyard Kipling. Like, not the most dissimilar writer you could’ve picked.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 02/10/2026
Accidentally did real therapy and now the rest of my day is completely ruined.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Monster Train 2 discovery: apparently it is possible, with Rooted, for Floor 1 to be so full that the boss rush starts on Floor 2 (but without destroying Floor 1.)
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Oh but actually in terms being similar to Kahane's music it should really be: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AER_... Also I saw Ben Folds live in Portland and he gave a shout out to Kahane so that's cool. I'm sleepy now. done with words.
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Effington (A Cappella Version)
YouTube video by Ben Folds Five - Topic
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
But also I really wanted to feature a song from Ben Folds Presents: University A Capella!, which annoyingly is not on Bandcamp: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZFH...
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Magic (University A Cappella Version)
YouTube video by Ben Folds Five - Topic
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Bonus Track: I've already covered Andy Shauf extensively on here, but I listened to Horrible Occurrences I think just a few months before starting these so here's a song from that: advancebase.bandcamp.com/track/the-to...
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The Tooth Fairy, by Advance Base
from the album Horrible Occurrences
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
And Roomful of Teeth is great, lovely harmonies and some great lead performances as well (I think Jodie Landau on "Valise" and Mingjia Chen on "Not Even The Dead" were my favorites in that regard.)
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Conclusion: Similar in theme to Kahane's Book of Travelers from 2018, but the 1st-person perspective is more reminiscent of Andy Shauf's work, or Advance Base's Horrible Occurrences. Leave it to Kahane to put that extra little twist on it by writing as the elevator at the end (at the end.)
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 11: Walter Benjamin reference, though a very sad one. Sad song. Good song. gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/all-th...
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All That Is Solid (The Elevator), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 10: "Does anyone ever learn / the temperature where memory burns?" And damn, that ending. gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/memory...
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Memory Burns (Lobby), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 9: Mmm. gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/not-ev...
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Not Even the Dead (Room 1212), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 8: Oh hey more lieder. gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/the-ho...
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The Hot Tub (Fitness Center), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 7: The cadence on Law and Order really got me. gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/sophom...
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Sophomore Record (Room 1211), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 6: Nice. gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/the-ma...
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The Machine Room (Entr'acte), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 5: Hmm. gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/rack-o...
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Rack of Time (Room 1801), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 4: Wut. WUT. There is so much more of the podcast bit then I would've expected. Also is it fair to call *this* a bop? gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/valise...
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Valise (Room 1832), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 3: Hmm. gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/st-vin...
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St. Vincent's Hospital (Room 813), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 2: Is that a reference to Leslie Jamison?? Also is it fair to call this a bop? gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/newbor...
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Newborn Plague (Room 304), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Track 1: Ok so Roomful of Teeth is a choir. Got a good bass. That swell into the third verse gets surprisingly intense (in a good way). gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/track/speaki...
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Speaking in Tongues (Prologue), by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
from the album Elevator Songs
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
I know nothing about Roomful of Teeth but the name does kind of give me the ick.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Gabriel Kahane is songwriter and composer mostly known for writing intimate portraits of his life and the people he meets, bathed in warm piano and intricate arrangements. And that one time he adapted Craigslist posts to music in the style 19th-century "lieder" compositions.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
It's Taking the Day Off Work Thursday so what they hey, today's randomly selected album from my backlog is...Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth—Elevator Songs (2026) gabrielkahane.bandcamp.com/album/elevat...
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Elevator Songs, by Gabriel Kahane, Roomful of Teeth
11 track album
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Would you believe that 60% is in fact nearly 66%.
Reed wrote that "Nearly two-thirds of the Republican Party now believes it is immoral to be gay".
' The math isn't that
clean. In the poll, 35% of Republicans think it is morally acceptable to be gay, and 60% directly said it was "morally wrong". The correct figure is three in five rather than nearly two-thirds.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Like as long as we’re doing tediously precise fact checking.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 01/10/2026
Also at least one of these fact checks is itself misleading. They claim that Reed’s claim of NCMEC deadnaming children is not supported by her source, but her source links to the original reporting which does explicitly say that: bsky.app/profile/mari... So not a factual error but a citation error.
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new feature! back on RPS! i don't like deadpool in his contemporary form. i do, however, like deadpool in tokon quite a lot, as someone plugged into the FGC. please give it a read! this was really fun to work on, and i'm grateful to RPS for taking on a kinda niche pitch 💜
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The importance of being earnest: How Marvel Tōkon's Deadpool trades ridicule for fighting game reverence
By embracing fighting game culture, the Deadpool of Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls is a much more likeable presence than his cross-media counterparts.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 29/09/2026
American Intelligence was right there. He’s not even good at his own schtick.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 29/09/2026
It turns I’m actually more annoying when I’m actively trying not to info dump, because I talk the same amount but say nothing.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 28/09/2026
You know what? That was some Star Trek-ass Star Trek (complimentary.)
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 27/09/2026
Reading Gnomon by Nick Harkaway and really enjoying, but it also hides what would be one of the best opening lines ever 209 pages in: “Addis Ababa in the days of my ascendancy was a city built of spies.” What a sentence.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 27/09/2026
But yeah, in general the superpowers are fun but to does make it a very different game. Still think the reboot managed to find a nice middle ground of being a little more smoothed out and elevated compared to the earlier games but the core mechanics are still fun in themselves.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 27/09/2026
Which is especially egregious when there’s a category of side missions requiring you to deliver a car with minimal damage.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 27/09/2026
Also IIRC the button to use one of your super powers is the same as the one to get in the car and SR4 makes the same mind boggling choice as SR3 of having opening the door of the car be a separate action from getting in the car, so then half the time you open the door and then blast the car.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
(Since Simms talks about preserving "our unique experiences of games" it seems appropriate to drop my reviews of those GameCube games here. The Hobbit: www.grouvee.com/user/18939-n... Third Age: www.grouvee.com/user/18939-n... )
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noplotr's Review of The Hobbit
![a photo of a TV in a dark room, showing The Hobbit (2003). Bilbo is standing in the Great Hall of The Lonely Mountain, facing toward the rubble piled up at the entrance, above which can be seen a...
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
I don't know, this is maybe getting into some adjacent but not quite relevant weeds, it just got me thinking about stuff.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
Well, I say easily playable, but the thing about physical media is that then you're stuck with the physical paraphernalia associated with that media and GameCube controllers are bad. So. If I could've played these with a PS5 controller I would have.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
And having easily playable physical copies (as opposed to fiddly pirated emulations) makes them potentially more accessible to people interested in that history.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
But given the aura of un-adaptability surrounding Tolkien's work (the Jackson trilogy being the exception that proves the rule) I do think both these games are interesting and important installments in the history of Tolkien adaptations.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
And on the one hand, I ended up appreciating my experience of replaying Sierra's The Hobbit, even as I was more aware of its flaws. On the other hand, I ended up kind of hating replaying Lord of the Rings: The Third Age, and it maybe would've been better if I hadn't been able to.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
As someone who has been replaying GameCube games that have no official digital versions, I've been thinking a lot about physical media in that context.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
I appreciate the nuance, that Simms (and the several others being quoted in the piece) isn't dismissing concerns about the loss of physical media and how that aids in corporate control over games access but is encouraging us to think deeply about what else this means for our experiences with games.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
Catching up on Unwinnable, and I really liked this piece on games preservation, forgetting, and ephemera by Phoenix Simms: unwinnable.com/2026/08/07/p...
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Paying No Mind - Unwinnable
"[D]eciding what to remember is also the politics of deciding what we don't spend time on remembering."
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
Bonus Track: wearetyphoon.bandcamp.com/track/room-w...
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Room Within the Room, by TYPHOON
from the album Sympathetic Magic
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
Conclusion: A couple good songs but between this and their contributions to Send a Prayer My Way I think I've completely turned on their songwriting (or they've gotten way worse.) A lot of forced lyrics and questionable ideas.
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
Track 10: Whatever. torrestorrestorres.bandcamp.com/track/songbi...
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Songbird forever, by TORRES
from the album What an enormous room
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
Track 9: What is the point of that second verse other than to kill time. torrestorrestorres.bandcamp.com/track/foreve...
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Forever home, by TORRES
from the album What an enormous room
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
Track 8: I mean...how do you not hear that. Jesus. torrestorrestorres.bandcamp.com/track/jerk-i...
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Jerk into joy, by TORRES
from the album What an enormous room
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Jordan Meiller @noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com · 26/09/2026
Track 7: Meh. torrestorrestorres.bandcamp.com/track/artifi...
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Artificial limits, by TORRES
from the album What an enormous room
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